OH MAMA MR WORLDWIDE'S STARTED STUDYING THE HIGHER LEARNING, IM LOSING MY MIND IN THS WACKY BURNT CATHEDRAL, MY FORMER TIMES SQUARE, THE HOTEL LOBBY WHERE I HUNG OUT WITH ALL MY HOBBIES.


I WILL PARTY TIL THE DAY I THROW MY DEGREE INTO THE ORANGE SPIDER'S 8 HEELS, I'M ON MY WAY TO THE HOTEL LOBBY, WHERE NOBODY CAN CALL ME,

BACK TO WHERE THE SPIDERS BITE ME,
I'M PARTYING AT THE HOTEL LOBBY,
...


AND I WISH JENNIFER SAW ME...

I CANNOT BEAR TO RETURN THERE...
OH I CAN'T BEAR THE TURMOIL, THE GRAVES THAT LIE BENEATH THE COLLAPSED AND DILAPIDATED CHAPEL THAT LAY. I CRAVE THE TASTE OF TAPIOCA AND BROWN SUGAR TO EASE THE TURMOIL.
MY CHONKY COKE NOW TURNED TO ASH BENEATH THE ROTTING STATUES, THE SPIDER BECOMING A DISGUSTING SHADE OF DEHYDRATED URINE, NO LONGER GOLDEN BUT JUST A ROTTEN ORANGE.
I DREAD WHAT MAY COME, BUT I WILL PARTY LIKE WE'VE GOT NO TOMORROW, LIFE IS NOT A WASTE OF TIME, TIME IS NOT A WASTE OF LIFE, LETS GET WASTED AND HAVE THE TIME OF OUR LIVES.


I HAVE 15000 KILOGRAMS OF BROWN SUGAR AND MILK LINED UP AND WITH AN INTOXICATING STOCKS OF TAPIOCA POWDER!! LET US LEARN FROM THE GREATS BEFORE US

I'M SITTING IN THE RUINS OF WHAT I THOUGHT WOULD BE THE ONE WAY I'D REACH ULTIMATE DIVINITY, BUT SLOWLY OVER TIME I REALIZE THAT I ONLY TRULY SAW MY GOD THROUGH THE BLACK MIRRORED EYES OF JENNIFER, SHE SHOWED ME HOW TO LOVE, HOW TO TRULY SEEK MY INNER PEACE AND CONFIDENCE THROUGH THE TOUGH TIMES, BEEN THERE, DONE THAT.

NOW SHE'S OFF TO ACHIEVE HER DREAMS, EVEN IF IT WAS AT A COST, GONE SHE GOES, IF IT HAD TO BE THIS WAY, i MAY GO WITH HER IN SEARCH OF FINDING THE SAME DREAM.
BUT I MAY ALSO WAIT UNTIL THE FOREST RETURNS TO PEACE ONCE MORE, I WILL BE THE MR WORLDWIDE 305!!!!! NOBODY CAN TAKE THAT FROM ME....

I WISH I COULD'VE SAID GOODBYE... I WISH I COULD HAVE DONE MORE,
JENNIFER IS HURT, AND HIDING IN THE FOREST'S UNTOUCHED SPACES THAT I'LL NEVER SEE, FAR FROM THE GLITZ AND GLAMOUR OF THE SECOND DECADE'S GOLDEN TOUCH, THE PLACE SHE AND I COULD NEVER REACH QUITE JUST ENOUGH.....

THE SPIDER STILL FEEDS OFF THE REMAINS OF A FALLEN CATHEDRAL, LINED WITH FAR TOO MANY GRAVES WITH THE NAMES DEGRADED OVER TIME,
THE SPIDER DOESN'T CARE TO RENEW, FOR HE MOST LIKELY DREAMS OF MORE TO DECORATE.

I LOOK AT THE STATUES WITH MY FACE HOT WITH ANGER, MY TEARS RAIN DOWN MY CHEEKS LIKE BOILING WATER.
I'D GIVE ANYTHING JUST TO SAY GOODBYE TO JENNIFER AND TO MEET THE LOVE OF HER LIFE...
IF ONLY THE SPIDER KNEW THE TRUE LOVE YOU SHARED.

IF ONLY HE DIDN'T DESIRE YOU MARRY A MAN AND HAVE MILLIONS OF LADYBUGS SHARE YOUR SAME FACES AND DEVOUR MORE OF THE LAND THAT BE.
HE DOES NOT CARE WHAT HAPPENS TO YOU, NOR I, JENNIFER. BUT I'LL MISS YOU.

I WILL BE IN SEARCH THROUGH THE RUINS FOR OUR PICTURES WE TOOK TOGETHER OF ALL THE PARTYS IN THE HOTEL LOBBIES WE TOOK... THE PICTURES IN TIMES SQUARE WITH THE KODAK...

I MISS JENNIFER... I SEARCHED THE WHOLE FOREST, WONDERING WHERE SHE COULD'VE GONE, BUT I WENT JUST IN CIRCLES, SHE COULDN'T HAVE GONE, UNLESS UNDERGROUND, UNLESS IN THE AIR, I'M WRITING LETTERS, BEGGING TO THE GODS THAT LAY BEFORE ME WITH THEIR TWO STATUES, NOW LOOKING MORE AND MORE CHIPPED WITH THE DECADE AND A HALF, THEY MAKE HOMES FOR ISPODS AND NOW A STARVING SPIDER, LONGING FOR THE CHANCE TO DRAIN EACH AND EVERY ONE OF THEM, INVADING THEIR CONTROL OF WHERE THEY CAN GO, PLANNING TO MAKE EVERY LITTLE ONE OF THEM, A SPIDER LIKE HIM....

HE TOLD THE ISOPODS THAT THE TWIN GODS ARE HIS SOLE MOTIVATOR, HIS STARVATION IS PURELY FICTICIOUS, I'VE SEEN HIM FEAST ON OTHER SPIDERS, THOUGH HE CLAIMED HE NEVER HAD.
HE WISHES TO BE THE ISOPODS, HE ENVIES THEIR POWER, THE WAY THEY CLIMB, DEVOUR ALL THE DECAY HE LEFT
BEHIND, TAKING ALL HE SPANNED OUT FOR MILES AND MILES THAT REPEAT, OVERLAP, AND BECOME THE SAME PATCHES OF GRASS THAT MAKE UP THE ENDLESS CYCLE THAT IS HIS BRUTALITY.

THE TWIN GODS DO NOTHING...

I WAS ON A TRIP THROUGH THIS WACKY FOREST, IN SEARCH FOR MY BELOVED SWEET LADY JENNIFER BUT SHE'S NOWHERE, NOT EVEN HAVING THE BEST NIGHT OF HER LIFE IN THE LOG WITH THE OTHER BUGS, SHE USED TO BE A WILD GAL, CRAZY GIRL, BUT NOW SHE'S GONE OFF THE RAILS, OFF THE GRID.
SHE WANTED TO BE A COUNTRY GIRL... BUT I NEVER BELIEVED SHE'D LEAVE LIKE THAT. THAT'S TOUGH.



I WENT IN SEARCH AND MET THIS WILD LOOKING GUY WITH ONE EYE AND A MASSIVE FIGURE. HE TOLD ME TO CHECK BACK INTO MY LOCAL FOREST COMMUNE, SCREAM IT OUT, NEWSPAPERS, MISSING POSTERS, SITTING ONTOP OF GRANNYS COASTERS.
SO I WAS SETTING LETTERS AND MET THIS LADY CALLED "PRETTY WOMANS FROM YOUR CITY TONIGHT."
NOW THATS ONE FREAKY TITLE, ALARMING EVEN. I WAS DISTRAUGHT AND BEGGED FOR HER TO HEAR MY PLEAS FOR HELP, JENNIFER KNEW THOSE KINDS OF GALS, SHE WAS A LADY LOVING LADYBUG, SUPER COOL AND FANCY. SHE EVEN LOOKED LIKE JENNIFERS TYPE, WE KEPT SPEAKING ON A TELEGRAPH, BUT THIS LADY DIDN'T SEEM TO LISTEN TO MY CRIES, ALL SHE CARED ABOUT WAS THE REAL NASTY STUFF< THAT FREAKY STUFF, BUT MY TIME WAS LIMITED.
I BEGGED FOR HELP IF SHE KNEW WHERE ACROSS THE PLANET MY FRIEND JENNIFER HAD GONE, TO GO ONTO THE PLANE WITH ME, TO BOOK THE HOTEL, SHE COULD BRING HER GIRLFRIENDS, BUT THIS LADY FREAKED ME OUT A BIT.

TURNS OUT SHE NEEDED 50 GRAND TO HELP VISIT ME TO THE AIRPORT, I SAT THERE WAITING AFTER PAYING HER MOST MY SAVINGS MEANT FOR FINDING JENNIFER. I WAS GONNA PAY THAT FOR JENNIFERS MEDICAL ASSISTENCE, OH JENNIFER. I"M SO SORRY JENNIFER, I KNOW YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE FINE BUT GAL YOU"LL GET YOURSELF CAUGHT IN A FAN.

THIS FREAKY LADY LIED TO ME, SHE GHOSTED ME BEFORE EVEN HALLOWEEN SEASON, LEFT INTO THE AIR, STOLE MY CASH AND NOW SHE"S OFF.
...I"M DOOMED. I STILL DON"T KNOW WHERE JENNIFER IS.... DONT TRUST THOSE LADIES IN YOUR CITY, THEY"LL LIE TO YOU AND BE SUPER NASTY.

JENNIFER... MY BUG... SHE'S MISSING..........
THAT'S NOT DALE, THAT'S ROWDY, I'M IN NEED OF A HOTEL CHURCH BELL DEVINE INTERVENTION.....



JENNIFER COME BACK!!

...THINGS ARENT LOOKING TOO DALE'...

I LOVE MY BUG JENNIFER, DALE!

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