Dear Mr. and Mrs. Wesker

April 1, 2010 - 7:59pm — celticmystress

This is an April fool's joke, that was supposed to be serious but I couldn't stop myself.

Dear Mr. and Mrs. Wesker,

I understand first grade is a difficult year, for any child of seven years old. And I am aware of the fact that Takeshi was so bright, he jumped a grade skipping kindergarten going from Preschool to first grade. But I know that here, in the private school of Your So Damn Wealthy It's Gross, kindergarten is an important year in the development proccess of young minds. We learn how to share, raise your hand, not talk when other people are talking.... our motto is we Learn to Love and Love to Learn. I have tried on numerous occasions to teach Takeshi these vital learning tools, as they will be used later on in his life, either in school or for employment. I am sorry to inform you, so far, at the third quarter of the year; Takeshi has failed to understand, practice, or aknowledge these basic classroom rules.

Judging by Takeshi's ~~bullshit~~ behavior, it is quite obvious he has trouble understanding what is the right thing to do, given a certain situation. I am sure you have been aware of his numerous time-outs this school year. Each one is little more than ten minutes. Takeshi has had 405 minutes overall this school year, which holds the record for Your So Damn Wealthy It's Gross private school.

I, personally, can not understand how he functions, or even passes certain subjects with so much time in the Naughty Corner. But he has managed to carry a B+ average for all three quarters so far. I cannot tell you how many times I've wanted to give him an F on a paper because he caused such an uproar in class. So I hand him the longest assignment I can, so it will keep him quiet. But the little F----er finishes before all the other kids in class. ALL I WANT IS A MOMENT OF PEACE!...

The only subject Takeshi is the lowest in is a 65% in Spelling. This is due to the fact that he insists upon spelling each and every word given to him as: "Albert Wesker Albert Wesker Albert Wesker". But, miraculously, just before his grade is failing, he knows how to spell every word. ~~And I am not given the pleasure of putting a big fat F on his report card....~~

When he is ~~condemned~~....~~doomed~~.... asked to sit in the Naughty Corner, he does so willingly. He sits very quietly, and stares at the wall, and when his time is up he solemly stands and walks back to his seat to continue exactly where he left off. This might mean not playing "nice" ~~or humanely~~ with the other kids, eating paste out of the bucket, throwing paper airplanes, glueing the other students to their seats. And Lord help us when it's story time! He will stand up in front of the class and preach how Mr. Wesker is the father of the universe and how he only allows all other lowly humans to live on the Earth.

Sir and Madam, I do hope this is not by your influence Takeshi has become so ~~thick skulled~~.....~~hard-headed~~....passionate about such an arrogant proclimation.

He has even ripped the jewelry from some of the girls in the class, but I noticed this was only when the necklace bore a cross.... ~~what a goddamned heathen! Sir and Madam you should be ashamed of yourselves!!!~~

I wouldn't bother replying to this letter.
I'm retiring five years early.
~~Death....~~ Ms. Christine Walker will be taking my place.

Good Day.
Mrs. Sunshine

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April 1, 2010 - 8:01pm — faunet

I can not stop giggling.

April 1, 2010 - 8:02pm — celticmystress

I'm glad you enoyed it! XD

April 1, 2010 - 8:05pm — Reyy

This made my DAYYYY. HAHAHA.

This made my DAYYYY.
HAHAHA. <3

April 1, 2010 - 8:07pm — Seele

ROFK Takeshi X"D that POOR

ROFK Takeshi X"D that POOR POOR teacher! They should learn their kids manners TSKK.
But this is written amazingly rofl <3

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April 1, 2010 - 8:18pm — celticmystress

Ravynn: Hah! I'm honored!

Ravynn: Hah! I'm honored! :3

Seele: Thank you! XD Takeshi is a really really fun character to play, and imagining these scenes in my mind is so much fun it should be illegal. <3 <3

April 1, 2010 - 8:21pm — Latte