COURT CASE CLOSED!!!!!!!!!

WOOOOOOOOOOO WE HAVE A VERDICT I GOT A PROTECTION ORDER AGAINST THAT LADY WHO KEEPS SHOWING UP AT MY HOUSE!Exclaim!!!!!

I WAS SURPRISED WHEN THE GODS ALLOWED ME TO KEEP BUILDING DESPITE THE FACT (ADMITTEDLY) I DID DESTROY PROPERTY. HOWEVER, THEY PERMITTED ME TO OWN THE BUILDING (FORMERLY A DATACENTER) AND TO BUILD IT AND LET THE NATURE 'ROUND IT PROSPER!Exclaim!!Exclaim!!!!

THEY HAD SUCH A WACKY COURTROOM, I DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY WERE THINKING WHEN DECORATING BUT I GUESS I WON'T JUDGE, THEY DID HAVE MERCY ON ME.
JENNIFER CHIMED IN SAYING IT LOOKED FAMILIAR BUT I DIDN'T LET HER STAY BECAUSE THEY CANNOT KNOW OF HER EXISTENCE, GIANT BUG PREDJUDICE IS VERY REAL.....

I WAS SURPRISED WHEN THEY LET ME TAKE A PICTURE IN THE COURTROOM BUT ONE AT LEAST AFFIRMED IT! (THE OTHER FROWNED DISAPPROVINGLY BUT DID NOTHING)

I CAN'T WAIT TO FINALLY LIVE IN PEACE, SUPPOSEDLY THEY'RE GOING TO "TAKE CARE" OF THIS STALKER WITH HER SPIRIT HALLOWEEN WRAITHS IF THE ORDER IS VIOLATED.... I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS BUT IT SOUNDED MILDLY BEGRUDGINGLY. HOWEVER THEY LIKE MY COMMUNITY/ENVIRONMENTAL SERVICES SO DALE!Exclaim!!Exclaim!!!!!


I CANNOT WAIT TO THROW A PARTY WITH ALL OF JENNIFER AND I'S FRIENDS, WE WILL LOSE OUR MINDS WITH SOME FIREBALL, WITHOUT AN ACTUAL FIREBALL AS THIS HEATWAVE WILL NOT MIX WITH IT!Exclaim!!!

ALWAYS BE RESPONSIBLE AND TAKE CARE OF YALL'S BEAUTIFUL SELVES, IN THE MEANTIME I WILL DOCUMENT MY DIY PROGRESS.

DALE!Exclaim!!
karame's picture

DALE to you, MR.

DALE to you, MR. WORLDWIDE!!!
Truly important things are happening here. The fact that some people have nothing better to do with their time than to harrass others is beyond me. May the rest of the building period go swimmingly!!!!

If those sick parties are open for guests, I would love to participate. Perhaps if you leave flyers of the event on super biodegradable paper or print it on birch bark you could invite others to the event. Regardless I look forward to further happenings.

I WILL CONSIDER HOSTING A

I WILL CONSIDER HOSTING A PARTY!Exclaim!!! I AM NOT QUITE SURE WHERE I'LL FIND THE PERFECT PAPER TO POST UP ON THE TREES, BUT I'LL TRY.

I WILL ABSOLUTELY LOVE TO ADVERTISE A FUTURE CELEBRATION ONCE I'M FINISHED WITH MY NIGHTLIFE PARTY HOUSE, HOWEVER I'D HAVE TO SEND AN APPEAL TO THE TWIN GODS COURT FOR IT TO RAIN THE SPORE RAIN THAT GROWS THE MUSHROOMS AND MAKES US ABSOLUTELY LOSE OUR MINDS.
HELL, I'D KILL FOR AN ABIOGENESIS WITHOUT THE JETS RELEASING POLLUTANTS AND THE MAGICAL CONFETTI. BUT IF I BRING THAT UP IN COURT I THINK THEY'D BRUSH ME OFF.

IF I CELEBRATE A PARTY IT'S GOTTA BE BY THAT FREAKY OAK THAT MAKES THE ECHOEY BASS RIFF, IT ABSOLUTELY SMASHES, DALE TO IT!Exclaim! NASTY RIFFS ITS GOT. BUT I LIKE HIS TYPE.

This for everybody going through tough times, believe me been there done that.-Pitbull...2014
Hum's picture

DALE! Congratulations on the

DALE!

Congratulations on the verdict!!! I saw this update a few days ago and felt joy and curiosity about your party, then promptly forgot, so now I am back and seconding karame's interest in joining one of these parties...!!!

In addition to the birch bark flyers, you might consider teaching some of the local birds to sing an invitation using your musical prowess? I'm certain they'd be happy to help spread the word!

Wishing you much beneficial ecology, peace from weirdos (except the cool kind), and absolutely bangin' tunes.