Stolen from KingEnvy who stole it from GingerNut who stole it from Mick who stole it from....

# Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
Situations are unpredictable and so is everything else. (The Places That Scare You by Pema Chodron)

# Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?
My Ipod and an empty bowl

# Before you started this survey, what were you doing?
Watching Maury Povich

# What is the last thing you watched on TV?
...I'm currently watching Maury Povich?

# Without looking, guess what time it is
9:45

# Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
9:42

# With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Maury and cars speeding outside

# When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
This morning, taking the dogs out

# Did you dream last night?
No

# Do you remember your dreams?
Sometimes

# When did you last laugh?
Last night

# Do you remember why / at what?
Some Yu-Gi-Oh yaoi picture that was being shown off in a chatroom.

# What is on the walls of the room you are in?
An artwork of a fawn, paintings of snowy landscapes, a Buddha head, a Sicilian flag, and other stuff.

# Seen anything weird lately?
A lot of weird stuff on treehugger.com

# What do you think of this quiz?
*nodnodnod*

# What is the last film you saw?
None I guess, since you ask "What is the last movie you saw?" so a film and a movie aren't the same thing apparently.

# If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live?
Italy. Io parlo poco italiano.

# If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
Fix up my mom's home, give her and my brothers some money, save some of it for my own life, and maybe spend some of it to fix up my car.

# Tell me something about you that most people don't know.
I have a weird fetish for white-bellied animals.

# Do you like to dance?
Not really

# Would you ever consider living abroad?
Maybe

# Does your name make any interesting anagrams?
Nah

# Who made the last incoming call on your phone?
some toll-free call that we keep getting.

# What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer?
Some new apps for my Ipod

# Last time you swam in a pool?
A long time ago. Probably when we went to Orlando

# Type of music you like most?
Almost everything, but I especially love folk metal and post-grunge.

# Type of music you dislike most?
Rap

# Are you listening to music right now?
Yep. My Chemical Romance

# What color is your bedroom carpet?
I don't have carpet in my bedroom, but I have a few rugs and they're blue

# If you could change something about your home, without worry about expense or mess, what would you do?
Either put new flooring down or get a new deck for our back yard.

# What was the last thing you bought?
A 9-volt battery

# Have you ever ridden on a motorbike?
No

# Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving?
Sky Diving, I wouldn't go Bungee Jumping

# Do you have a garden?
No

# Do you really know all the words to your national anthem?
Not really

# What is the first thing you think of when you wake up in the morning?
"Maury might be on"

# If you could eat lunch with one famous person, who would it be?
Jackie Chan

# Who sent the last text message you received?
Mom

# Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?
FYE

# What time is bed time?
between 11 and 12

# Have you ever been in a beauty pageant?
I'm a dude

# How many tattoos do you have?
None but I want one

# If you don't have any, have you ever thought of getting one?
Read above

# What did you do for your last birthday?
Ate mexican pizzas and then the next day saw Tron: Legacy with my brother

# Do you carry a donor card?
Yes

# Who was the last person you ate dinner with?
My brother

# Is the glass half empty or half full?
Half empty

# What's the farthest-away place you've been?
Victoria, Canada

# When's the last time you ate a home-grown tomato?
Dunno, whenever my grandmother sent us one

# Have you ever won a trophy?
A few

# Are you a good cook?
Yeah I'd say so.

# Do you know how to pump your own gas?
I do it every time

# If you could meet any one person (from history or currently alive), who would it be?
Thomas Jonathan "Stonewall" Jackson

# Have you ever had to wear a uniform to school?
yes

# Do you touch-type?
I have no idea what that means

# What's under your bed?
A bunch of crap, and also one of my dad's hunting rifles.

# Do you believe in love at first sight?
No, because my brother's ex did something terrible to him.

# Think fast, what do you like right now?
Buddhism

# Where were you on Valentine's day?
School

# What time do you get up?
Depends on the day - weekdays 6:00 or so, weekends 9:00

# What was the name of your first pet?
Socks

# Who is the second to last person to call you?
My aunt

# Is there anything going on this weekend?
I'm going to take a trip to see my brother in Georgia

# How are you feeling right now?
Mellow

# What do you think about the most?
Keeping myself sane

# What time do you get up in the morning?
9:20

# If you had A Big Win in the Lottery, how long would you wait to tell people?
I'd tell my immediate family and that would be it.

# Who would you tell first?
Mom

# What is the last movie that you saw at the cinema?
Tron: Legacy

# Do you sing in the shower?
Sometimes

# What do you do most when you are bored?
Play video games

# What do you do for a living?
Gonna be a hydrogeologist but right now i'm unemployed

# Do you love your job?
Not working now but

# What did you want to be when you grew up?
Paleontologist

# If you could have any job, what would you want to do/be?
Paleontologist but I'd have to learn all the scientific names.

# Which came first the chicken or the egg?
The chicken because I ate the egg

# How many keys on your key ring?
Six

# What kind of car do you drive?
Mercury Mountaineer

# What are your best physical features?
My arms

# What are your best characteristics?
I'm very giving and passionate about the things I love

# If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation where would you go?
Italy

# What kind of books do you like to read?
Fantasy, Science Fiction, and Buddhism non-fiction

# What is your favorite time of the day?
7:00, when I can relax on the computer

# Where did you grow up?
Mobile, Alabama

# How far away from your birthplace do you live now?
Same place

# What are you reading now?
The Places That Scare You, a Buddhism book

# Are you a morning person or a night owl?
Night owl, gonna eat me some mice

# Can you touch your nose with your tongue?
No

# Can you close your eyes and raise your eyebrows?
Easily

# Do you have pets?
Two dogs and a cat

# How many rings before you answer the phone?
About three since I have to run down the hall to get to it.

# What is your best childhood memory?
Going to stay in chalets on Cheaha Mountain.

# Any new and exciting things that you would like to share?
My brother is getting married

# What is most important in life?
Helping those who need it.

# What Inspires You?
Nature and natural beauty, and deer.