I have long wandered the forests of the Twin Gods making, surviving only on the lichen on the barks of trees, and drinking the tears from a mournful soul trapped in a living rock (I only contracted Giardia twice). I have come, my people, to tell the tale of a Niko Bell' trapped in Tale of Tales game.

Hohoho, Merry April.



Of course, I'll be done once I'm finished with my Hamlet paper for college. The cliff hanger of half a decade shall be unhung....