I have long wandered the forests of the Twin Gods making, surviving only on the lichen on the barks of trees, and drinking the tears from a mournful soul trapped in a living rock (I only contracted Giardia twice). I have come, my people, to tell the tale of a Niko Bell' trapped in Tale of Tales game.

Hohoho, Merry April.

I come to you today to present an interesting game that you too might enjoy. The game at the website http://www.wildenburg-spiel.de/ is a point and click adventure game that starts you out at the mouth of a forest where you must wind yourself into to find a castle and it's kingdom to discover its strange secrets.

You navigate by a compass at the bottom the screen with North, South, East, and West, but just like in ordinary life, not all paths in the game follow those directions. You might have to climb up trees, talk your way through, or merely click 'go' to, well, go.

You can save and leave anytime you want or perhaps finish this game in one sitting, but thankfully, you don't need to download anything for this game to play it on your browser. Like said before, have fun in the forest!

http://www.wildenburg-spiel.de/

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So, I figure "Hey, there are a LOT of furries on mah internets. Let's go make something that's not even furry-related and post on a website that they visit often."

Then I giggled a lot at the idea.

Then I decided to just use this as a regular blog.

Yeah, pretty much no more Niko in the forest. Have a Youtube video instead. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eaPqTeWb_xc

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Ahhh.... Is good life here in America! But where the heck is my cousin Niko? Why does he leave when I need him the most?


I AM RUNNING FOR MY LIFE.


Bah, the lazy good for nothing. I give him opportunity to share with me the better life in America, and what does he do? Nothing, I say, nothing.

Background Moosic

Dear friends,



As my time in this place passes by, and I find no real explanation for what (the fuck) this place is, I wonder to myself: "How is my cousin Roman doing without me?"



Somewhere else in the world...



Back to Niko

Sniff, sniff... I just want to go home. :'(

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Last time, on the GTA/Endless Forest Crossover...

Bockgrawnd Music



I AM TRIPPING BALLSSSS!!!!

And now, continuing his story...








So here I am...





This place must be why artists paint.

This whole place is creepy and yet beautiful. When deer children stopped chasing me for two hours, I had a true chance to look and see this forest.





The slight snow in this forest makes me think of the times when I was little.


Maybe, if I get over the creepy deer children, I can actually enjoy this place... While I'm here of course. I must find a way to get out of here. Away from all these deer children. ...I definitely don't want to see the grown ups either. The kids were messed up enough. But no matter...



I must think of the present.

For the moment, I have a dry place to enjoy the snow and strange circumstance I am in.





I just hope that I can stay away from those deers.

When the lightning flashed, I came to this land. Now I am so alone. I must think about if I were to die, Roman would never find me; he'd never truly know what happened to Niko Bellic. He'd eventually get found by the all those people he never payed back and without me, only the worse could happen. Oh no, cousin I'm sorry I'm not there to prote--

Hey look, little deers.






Aw, look! He is not scared of me! Let me pet you. Aww, look! You have little buddy!




They are such cute deer.

Let me look closer at your strangely, creepily human faces and--

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To be continued...

...I am Niko Bellic.




I come from Serbia to America when my cousin called from his mansion to come over and live American dream with him, full of women for your taking and luxuries that I only see in movies. Later, I discover my cousin, Roman, had lied about his mansion and instead is running for his life. He has picked trouble with mafias by loaning money but not paying on time for his failing taxi company. I did not come to America to see my cousin die so I help him.





Here, I am chased by men sent to kill me and Roman.

After flash of the storm...







I am here.


To be continued...

When you see me, it's Moskau time.

Play song and then open Forest viewer! You log on--Look for glorious deer already dancing to song! Come deer, let us dance to glory of Moskau in her beauty!

Moskau, fremd und geheimnisvoll,
Türme aus rotem Gold, kalt wie das Eis.
Moskau, doch wer dich wirklich kennt,
der weiß, ein Feuer brennt in dir so heiß.
Kosaken hej, hej, hej, leert die Gläser, Natascha ha, ha, ha, du bist schön.
Tawaritsch hej, hej, hej, auf das Leben,
auf dein Wohl, Bruder hej Bruder ho! Hej, hej, hej, hej!

Moskau, Moskau, wirf die Gläser an die Wand,
Rußland ist ein schönes Land, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho! Hej!
Moskau, Moskau, deine Seele ist so groß,
Nachts da ist der Teufel los, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! Hej!
Moskau, Moskau, Liebe schmeckt wie Kaviar,
Mädchen sind zum küssen da, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!
Moskau, Moskau, komm wir tanzen auf dem Tisch,
bis der Tisch zusammenbricht, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
Moskau, Tor zur Vergangenheit, Spiegel der Zarenzeit, rot wie das Blut.
Moskau, wer deine Seele kennt, der weiß, die Liebe brennt heiß wie die Glut
Kosaken hej, hej, hej, leert die Gläser, Natascha ha, ha, ha, du bist schön.
Tawaritsch hej, hej, hej, auf die Liebe,
auf dein Wohl, Mädchen, hej Mädchen, ho! Hej, hej, hej, hej!

Moskau, Moskau, Wodka trinkt man pur und kalt,
das macht hundert Jahre alt, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho! Hej!
Moskau, Moskau, Väterchen dein Glas ist leer,
doch im Keller ist noch mehr, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! Hej