`said to me by my fiance when I asked him if he wanted a piece of cheesecake. Just random but IMMD
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While working at my grocery store, a foreign man approached me and asked where the stairs to the 2nd floor of the store were.
Now...when you look at the ceiling of the store, it looks something like this. There's no room whatsoever for a 2nd floor. There are even skylights on the ceiling!!
I asked him what he was looking for, and he said that he thought there was a bookstore on the 2nd floor.
I was at an amusement park a long time ago. I was in a bathing suit top because it was very hot out when a drunk woman walked by me, got very uncomfortably close to my face, (so close I could smell the beer on her) and whispered into my ear, "You have an outtie"
"All these people keep having prenatal sex." <- Best spoken typo ever. By one of the most religious people I know, on new years day over dinner last year.
Now prenatal is a hotbutton die-laughing word between me and a few select people.
OH! OH! OH! I had this conversation with a random guy over the PS3:
Dude: Hey
Me: Hi
Dude: Wut time do u wake up?
Me: y?
Dude: 7
..it was funnier in person...
A retarded conversation at school that went on:
My friend: omg what would you be like if you were a guy? O:
Me: .....id have the buggest dick in the whole world.|:
-silence for a long time-
-burst out into painful laughter-
"Amanda, can you get my billfold out of my purse for me?"
-"What? What are you doing carrying around waffles in your purse???"
Me: "Why are you always so angry and suspicious? You need to cut loose once in a while, laid back, you know? Be Slaphappy!"
Friend: "I'll slap you happy if you don't stop trying to take my cookies!"
"Nicky, what's that you're eating?"
"A ENGLISH MAN!!"
"...Ooo-kay...."
GIVE ME ALL THOSE TATERS!! -said my cat while I was eating some bacon/cheese mashed potatoes. Little tater demon. ;-; I know cats can't articulate very well, but I'm pretty sure that's what she said
"Come back! We need your cleavage!"
-Friend to another friend during a D&D game. Friend 2 was playing an Orc with the axe ability "mighty cleavage." Friend 1 had a brain fart and turned beet red.
Friend: you have no breasts.
Me: OF COURSE I DO. Ypu have to look really hard. Let me show you.. /hold up troll face sign that frind 2 printed out and gave to me that day
Friend 2: OH HOHOHOHO!
Friend 1: /bright red and walks away
Me and friend 2: -highfive-
"NO SHOEING!" -some random guy flying past me and my friend on his bike.
"It's a tie-per!" -my math teacher after putting his tie on the class mascot (a stuffed blue bear) and wrapping it under the bear's bottom and behind its head. It's a tie and a diaper!
I can't remember a particular quote, but I do remember when my sister and I were much younger, we had this brutal and insane fight that even scared our mum away.
And after about an hour of screaming, shouting and throwing things at each other, we both suddenly stopped, started laughing and were very happy towards each other again.
Well, I did play this game once with my stepdad where we tried to find all the words with the prefix para- and figure out what the endings actually were...
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ForTwoLifetimes, Moonsoverwater, PandaXiongMao, MissButterflyCaught, FaunGrae, All the same, a friend with many names.
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Pret and I were sitting at an anime showing thingy in a library and we were the only ones there besides the chick and guy running the projector and whatnot.
After the first episodes of Black Cat and Vampire Knight, we proceeded to run around the room screaming and through our flip-flops at each other.
The conversation went something like this:
Me: GIVE ME MY FLIP-FLOP BESH.
Pret: I WILL HARVEST IT'S SPERM.
Me: .. W-what? FLIP FLOPS DON'T HAVE SPERM! /runs at
People running the thing: /poker faces
Bear me a son.
Said to me by my best friend. LMAO.
You're a porcupine! `said to
`said to me by my fiance when I asked him if he wanted a piece of cheesecake. Just random but IMMD
ForTwoLifetimes, Moonsoverwater, PandaXiongMao, MissButterflyCaught, FaunGrae, All the same, a friend with many names.
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While working at my grocery
Now...when you look at the ceiling of the store, it looks something like this. There's no room whatsoever for a 2nd floor. There are even skylights on the ceiling!!
I asked him what he was looking for, and he said that he thought there was a bookstore on the 2nd floor.
While me and my friend were
"You won't even poledance on
"Would you like some taters,
"Have you ever picked up a
I was at an amusement park a
"You have an outtie"
aka, my belly button...
And then walked away.
I...seriously can't remember,
Oooooooh where to start.
"All these people keep having prenatal sex." <- Best spoken typo ever. By one of the most religious people I know, on new years day over dinner last year.
Now prenatal is a hotbutton die-laughing word between me and a few select people.
OH! OH! OH! I had this
Dude: Hey
Me: Hi
Dude: Wut time do u wake up?
Me: y?
Dude: 7
..it was funnier in person...
LOL these are all great< keep
A retarded conversation at school that went on:
My friend: omg what would you be like if you were a guy? O:
Me: .....id have the buggest dick in the whole world.|:
-silence for a long time-
-burst out into painful laughter-
^ That made me laugh SO
"Amanda, can you get my
-"What? What are you doing carrying around waffles in your purse???"
Me: "Why are you always so angry and suspicious? You need to cut loose once in a while, laid back, you know? Be Slaphappy!"
Friend: "I'll slap you happy if you don't stop trying to take my cookies!"
"Nicky, what's that you're eating?"
"A ENGLISH MAN!!"
"...Ooo-kay...."
GIVE ME ALL THOSE TATERS!! -said my cat while I was eating some bacon/cheese mashed potatoes. Little tater demon. ;-;
I know cats can't articulate very well, but I'm pretty sure that's what she said
*ghetto voice* "Oh
*gesture to my stomach* "Soon this will be plump with my seed." -LOL one of my friends (a girl)
"Come back! We need your
-Friend to another friend during a D&D game. Friend 2 was playing an Orc with the axe ability "mighty cleavage." Friend 1 had a brain fart and turned beet red.
^ LOL Friend: you have no
Friend: you have no breasts.
Me: OF COURSE I DO. Ypu have to look really hard. Let me show you.. /hold up troll face sign that frind 2 printed out and gave to me that day
Friend 2: OH HOHOHOHO!
Friend 1: /bright red and walks away
Me and friend 2: -highfive-
"NO SHOEING!" -some random
"It's a tie-per!" -my math teacher after putting his tie on the class mascot (a stuffed blue bear) and wrapping it under the bear's bottom and behind its head. It's a tie and a diaper!
"Chickenly meat." Long story
Long story o.e
"Stop touching my bladder!" -
I can't remember a particular
And after about an hour of screaming, shouting and throwing things at each other, we both suddenly stopped, started laughing and were very happy towards each other again.
"Was the Titanic real?" - a
I remember at the time, I was too busy laughing (along with other friends) that I couldn't even answer.
Bump just cawz? |D
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My brother told me once that
Well, I did play this game
ForTwoLifetimes, Moonsoverwater, PandaXiongMao, MissButterflyCaught, FaunGrae, All the same, a friend with many names.
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Pret and I were sitting at an
After the first episodes of Black Cat and Vampire Knight, we proceeded to run around the room screaming and through our flip-flops at each other.
The conversation went something like this:
Me: GIVE ME MY FLIP-FLOP BESH.
Pret: I WILL HARVEST IT'S SPERM.
Me: .. W-what? FLIP FLOPS DON'T HAVE SPERM! /runs at
People running the thing: /poker faces
^ LOL I REMEMBER THAT
Texing my boyfriend this
Me: Haii~
Him: Mrhnnn...boobies??
Me: ....yes, it's me. >.>
/Lol. xDDD