"It's not supposed to make that noise... [River Song] ...You leave the brakes on."

"Spoilers beyond. You've been warned."

This is a fan character based on the character River Song from Doctor Who.
If you are not up to date with the most recent Doctor Who then this bio may have spoilers for you.

I am not responsible for the confusion, shock, thoughts and/or feelings you may experience when reading this character's information.

~*~Roleplay & Interaction Welcomed Here~*~

Bits and pieces still under construction/will be updated.
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"Hello Sweetie..."

"What brings you to my prison cell?"

Updates
~When in forest she is a mix of IC & OOC. I prefer to roleplay through text~

Status
Thoughts - "Interesting creatures in this forest."
Physical Health - 100%
Mental Health - 100%

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Recent Events
Rested with a buck called Quad who somehow became a tree.

Known Names - River Song, Mels, Melody.
Full Name - Melody Pond
Picto - Here
Voice - Here/"Spoilers..."

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Gender - Female
Age - Doe
Birthday - August 13
Eyes - Green
Orientation - Pansexual
Relationship Status - It's complicated...
Set - Mask: Golden Butterfly, Pelt: Golden Butterfly, Antlers: Magpie - Shown Here Together.
Non Set Appearence - Golden pelt, pale red hooves/nose/inside of ears, blonde curls.
Weight/Length/Height - 33.6kg/140 m/2'6"(80cm) at shoulder
Deer Species - Mule Deer (Odocoileus hemionus)
Other Species - Human + Time Lord (That's what happens when you're conceived inside the TARDIS)
Other - Has two hearts.
Can travel through time.
Has slight telepathy.
Use to be able to regenerate - Used all her future regenerations helping someone.
Can be seen with a journal that resembles the TARDIS, a Vortex Manipulator and with a gun.

"Spoilers..."

Personality

- Wild
- Adventurous
- Flirtatious
- Kind
- Ruthless
- Dangerous
- Protective
- Secretive
- Playful
- Knowledgeable
- Independent
- Loving
- Persuasive
- Not One To Anger
- Sneaky

"How Can A Girl Resist?"
+The Doctor
+Her Parents - Amy & Rory
+Archaeology - Love a Tomb
+Time Travel
+Meeting Up With The Doctor
+Flirting - Mostly With The Doctor
+Her Journal
+Spoilers
+Guns
+Adventure
+Danger
+Locked Doors/Gates With Locks Just Asking To Be Picked
+The TARDIS
+Romans
+Handcuffs ;P

"Could It Really Be Something That Simple?"
=TARDIS Noise
=Her Prison Cell
=Her Future/Past With The Doctor
=Oods
=Judoon
=Silurians
=Sontarans
=The Nestene Consciousness/Autons
=Chula Nanogenes

"One Alpha-Meson Burst Would Kill You Stone Dead."
-Silence(A religious order lead by creatures who are memory proof - look away from them and you forget.)
-Madame Kovarian
-Daleks
-Cybermen
-Anything Threatening The People She Cares For
-Her Past/Before River Song

"Hell... In high heels."

Allies
~ Zyzzy/Eleventh Doctor: Deer - Her Doctor. The first incarnation of him she met and the one she has all the memories of.
~ Tenth Doctor: Pronghorn Antelope - Youngest incarnation of the Doctor she has/will meet.
~ Doctor Whooves: Pony - A pony in a deer filled forest? Not that strange when you're around the Doctor.
~ Idris/TARDIS: Dik-Dik - Her most favorite time machine in the universe. She looks to the TARDIS as a sister or mother. Little deer, big heart.

Neutral
~ Ood: Deer - This form for an Ood is rather odd in her eyes. But she's never not liked an Ood without a reason.

Cautious Of/Enemies
~ Dalek/Deerlek: Deer-Like - Cautious of as she has never come across a Dalek with good intentions. Seems to be no threat as of moment.

"You and me, time and space. You watch us run!"

Art By Others
~ River Song Request - Made by Ickydog/Requested by Zyzzy
~ River & Zyzzy Request - By Ickydog
~ River & Zyzzy Christmas Request - By Bluejay17
~ "Run..." - By StalkerDino

My Art
~ River Deer: Original Picture
~ "Watch Out That Bow Tie!"

"You. Me. Handcuffs. Must it always end this way?"

The Human

Name: River Song
Full Name: Melody Pond
Other Names/Titles:
- Child of the TARDIS
- Cleopatra(Disguised herself to fool a Roman Legion.)
- Mrs. Robinson(Name the Doctor gives her in America.)
- Honey("Hi Honey, I'm home."- Greeting from the Doctor.)
Age: Unknown
Gender: Female
Eyes: Green
Hair: Blonde & Curly - Can be seen in a number of styles.
Species: Human + Time Lord
Family: Amy Pond(Mother), Rory Williams/Pond(Father)
Relationship Status: Complicated
Love: The Doctor - Husband

Occupation: Archaeologist
Education: ~~- Silence/Madame Kovarian~~
- UOM ~ University of the Moon
Birth Place: Demon's Run
Home Planet: Earth
Place of Death: The Library ~ An entire planet that is a library. The core is the largest hard drive in the universe.

Crimes: Many, but one stands out above the rest.
Prison: Stormcage Containment Facility - Though it's more like a hotel for her. She comes and goes as she pleases.
Reason For Imprisonment: Murder - She's the woman who kills the Doctor.

History - River's POV - Past/Present/Future

I was born in battle, on an asteroid called Demon's Run. I was the daughter of Amy Pond and Rory Williams. They named me Melody Pond. I was kidnapped, taken by Kovarian, a servant of the Silence, to an orphanage on Earth.

I was raised with only one purpose: to kill the Doctor.

I escaped the spacesuit and lived on the streets. Homeless, alone and dying. Until I regenerated.

And became the best friend of young Amy and Rory. Growing up with my parents. Waiting for the arrival of the Doctor. And then I regenerated into a new form. I was the woman who would become River Song. Although I didn't know that at the time.

I was born to kill the Doctor. And I did so with a kiss. A kiss poisoned by the Judas tree. But I was shown who River Song would be, and I saw just how much I would love him. And I so I gave all my remaining lives to restore his. Because I knew the Doctor was worth it.

And in return, he left me the most wonderful gift. I knew that some day I would find the Doctor. But the spacesuit was waiting for me.

But I just couldn't bring myself to kill him. And so, all of time collapsed. And only the Doctor could save the universe.

Rule one: the Doctor lies. He escaped his own death. A secret I knew I had to keep. Even though it meant imprisonment. But I've always been good at escaping.

From that moment on, we were living our lives in the wrong order, the Doctor and me. And in all our future meetings, I would know him more, and he would know me less.

Until one day the Doctor would invite me to watch me kill him. Once again I found myself at Lake Silencio, folding back on my own timeline. This time a witness to the Doctor's shooting, knowing everything but unable to tell those who cared the most that the Doctor would survive.

Back to the orphanage where I grew up, but this time as witness to my own escape. Did I mention I was kick-ass with a gun? No-one kidnaps me and gets away with it.

And then came his first kiss and my last.

But I always knew the Doctor would be there for me, so long as I left him a message. He would always be there to catch me. Even at the crash of the Byzantium he came, my love couldn't resist it — bringing with him an Amy Pond who did not know me.

I finally let Amy know the wonderful secret — that the best man I ever knew was alive. However delighted they were, I knew a far worse day was waiting for me: My last encounter with the Doctor. I always knew that one day my love wouldn't know me. Now I looked into his eyes and saw that day had come.

The Doctor was willing to sacrifice himself to save the Library. But I had to take his place. But that man, that impossible man, never gives up. The Doctor saved me, preserving me in a computer. And all my glorious memories of the Doctor live on. Because just sometimes, everybody lives.

~*~This bio would not have been possible were it not for Unplugged & Mr.Sanguine.~*~

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September 3, 2011 - 10:30am — Beaumont13

Track! =)

September 9, 2011 - 2:55am — Zyzzy

tracktracktrack

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~ Ronan ~

= Zyzzy/The Doctor =

October 4, 2011 - 8:03am — Chickenwhite

NnnnnnnNINJA-track! Also, I'd

NnnnnnnNINJA-track! Also, I'd love to help you out with the CSS >w< (Even though Unplugged would be better at that XD;;)

October 4, 2011 - 8:06am — Raindrops

&hearts; I could help with

♥

I could help with the CSS, though I'm only good at simple stuff. XD And div boxes~

October 4, 2011 - 3:32pm — Spoilers

Thank you, both of you.

Thank you, both of you.
<3 <3

And I don't mind if the CSS is not absolutely amazing.
Just something that would suit River, in some way, would do.

I myself can do a bit of CSS. But with the other deer bios I've done I ended up deleting most of it. >.<

October 4, 2011 - 4:47pm — Chickenwhite

I've got some templates for

I've got some templates for different effects written down if you want? >w< Though still, Unplugged and Mr.Sanguine wrote some pretty useful blogs on how to do stuff, I think it's better if you find those XD

October 5, 2011 - 3:58am — rice

Hello there, fellow Doctor

Hello there, fellow Doctor Who fan.

October 5, 2011 - 6:26pm — Spoilers

@Chickenwhite - I'd still

@Chickenwhite - I'd still like to see those templates.
And I have looked at both of their posts about CSS. Informative... but I still have a way to go to figure out coding. XD

@Rice - Hello! =D

October 5, 2011 - 6:46pm — Chickenwhite

My templates are copy-paste

My templates are copy-paste friendly, which is why I like 'em XD if you give me an email, I could mail the documents to you?

October 5, 2011 - 8:58pm — Spoilers

Of course!

Of course! =D

October 5, 2011 - 9:09pm — Chickenwhite

Aand I sent you it ^w^ I just

Aand I sent you it ^w^ I just noticed I didn't have all that much, though XD;;

October 8, 2011 - 4:28am — Zyzzy

Leavin' this here(towards

Leavin' this here(towards bottom of list)

I swear I will eventually get back to the RPs xD I'm never online long enough to write out more than a sentence or two in random places before I have to do something else, mehh!

October 8, 2011 - 7:09am — Spoilers

Oh my....

Oh my.... O_____O
djhsodifyosdfh.... <3
It's amazing!
Thank you so much for requesting her.
*squees*
Her first piece of art that isn't my own.
=D

And take your time. ^^
I'm a patient person. XD

October 11, 2011 - 11:04pm — Zyzzy

Heyyy we finally meet

Heyyy we finally meet in-forest! And of course the game craps out on me. Didn't mean to leave so soon! But there's always other chances

October 11, 2011 - 11:12pm — Spoilers

Why yes, yes we do. I kind of

Why yes, yes we do.
I kind of started to happily freak out a bit when I saw Zyzzy. I thought I was seeing things and had to double check by clicking his picto on the map. XD

And it's fine. The game sometimes does that to me too. *kicks it*
And that is true.
River was so excited to see her Doctor. Reason why she got up so quickly and moved to sit next to him. <3

Got two screenshots also. ^^

October 19, 2011 - 2:37am — StalkerDino

/immediately tracks Ooo this

/immediately tracks

Ooo this shall be interesting...
-sits in with a plate of fish fingers and custard-

.............

November 6, 2011 - 7:43am — Spoilers

"I am quite interesting

"I am quite interesting Sweetie..."

The Endless Forest

"It's not supposed to make that noise... [River Song] ...You leave the brakes on."