Quad Hummingbird's Ear Cleaning Service!

quadraptor's picture

Personal hygiene is a difficult thing for deer to maintain
So for a simple little bird, I only wish to help
Have you had a hard time hearing deer calls?
Do your ears feel clogged up?
I shall clean them out for you, for free
Just ask this humble servant
And I shall serve a humble purpose



Quad Hummingbird has offered to clean out your deers' ears for free! Feel free to write a response from your deer, and/or draw a picture or sketch of them interacting with him.

Just for fun guys XD
quadraptor's picture

Yes, that beak can clean the



Yes, that beak can clean the entire ear

Unfortunately none of my deer

Unfortunately none of my deer need their ears cleaned.
But I just need to mention that this post made me quite literally burst into a giggle fit.
Like, how, I don't even.
This post is wonderful.
Anjali's picture

My Poppy Spirit is rather



My Poppy Spirit is rather confused by this bird's interest in her ears. Unfortunately for her, her red fur would probably be very attractive to Quad Hummingbird, and - luckily for him - her ears likely taste more like nectar than anything else, as she is a spirit of flowers. xD
quadraptor's picture

Baaaahhh haha that is great!

Baaaahhh haha that is great! And I bet Quad Hummingbird would love earwax from a spirit of flowers, hehe! Thank you for participating :3
AngelWings's picture

Bwaahahahahahaha! Omg this

Bwaahahahahahaha! Omg this ear cleaning service. I can see it now...

QBH'S EAR WASH! Get your nectar scented paper tree after each visit! Lol XD
-Tabby