Personal hygiene is a difficult thing for deer to maintain
So for a simple little bird, I only wish to help
Have you had a hard time hearing deer calls?
Do your ears feel clogged up?
I shall clean them out for you, for free
Just ask this humble servant
And I shall serve a humble purpose
Quad Hummingbird has offered to clean out your deers' ears for free! Feel free to write a response from your deer, and/or draw a picture or sketch of them interacting with him.
Just for fun guys XD
Yes, that beak can clean the
Yes, that beak can clean the entire ear
Unfortunately none of my deer
But I just need to mention that this post made me quite literally burst into a giggle fit.
Like, how, I don't even.
This post is wonderful.
My Poppy Spirit is rather
My Poppy Spirit is rather confused by this bird's interest in her ears. Unfortunately for her, her red fur would probably be very attractive to Quad Hummingbird, and - luckily for him - her ears likely taste more like nectar than anything else, as she is a spirit of flowers. xD
Baaaahhh haha that is great!
Bwaahahahahahaha! Omg this
QBH'S EAR WASH! Get your nectar scented paper tree after each visit! Lol XD