The object to your left....

Pretzil's picture
Idea!

Here's how it goes.


The object closest to your left hand is the only weapon you have against the zombie apocalypse.
What is it?



...Mine is a pillow. :'D
im so screwed
Baal's picture

Paintball gun. xD They'll be

Paintball gun. xD

They'll be such colorful zombies.
skychild's picture

.. a towel. I got dis. >:I

.. a towel. I got dis. >:I

Mine is... my tower. FFFFF NO

Mine is... my tower. FFFFF
NO WAI AM I USING MY COMPUTER TO WARD OFF ZOMBIES.
Ourania's picture

A water jug. I'LL DROWN EM

A water jug. I'LL DROWN EM ALL B|
FaunGrae's picture

Giant Remote Control!!!

Giant Remote Control!!!

ForTwoLifetimes, Moonsoverwater, PandaXiongMao, MissButterflyCaught, FaunGrae, All the same, a friend with many names.
Avatar by Meadow Sig by SightHoundLady

A MEDIUM SIZED MCDONALDS CUP

A MEDIUM SIZED MCDONALDS CUP OF SPRITE.
OH YEAH, CHUG ON THIS.
Amazon's picture

a camera.

a camera.

I have several to my left, so

I have several to my left, so I'll list them all - An open bottle of Propel, a hairbrush, a bowl of unfinished pizza rolls, and an exacto knife-WHICH IS THE CLOSEST-BAM.

I'm packed and ready, baby. |:
Honeyfur's picture

My grammar workbook. I shall

My grammar workbook.
I shall kill 'em with words B3
cicadia's picture

oolala. A can of tresemme

oolala. A can of tresemme professional styling mousse~
They will be fabulous zombies when i'm done with them~
Pegasicorn's picture

A paper towel. 8|

A paper towel. 8|
quadraptor's picture

My Xbox 360 It could be a

My Xbox 360 Eye

It could be a good blunt object. Shame it wasn't my katana...it's to my right XD
Snowsauria's picture

My sister's cat. ;_; Or

My sister's cat. ;_;
Or perhaps rather the chair she is sleeping in. xD

A wallet. Pegasicorn - Lmao.

A wallet.

Pegasicorn - Lmao.
SilentOrosco's picture

The right earbud of my

The right earbud of my headphones.

... I DON'T THINK I'M GOING TO SURVIVE LONG.
Pegasicorn's picture

I'll just clean up after the

I'll just clean up after the fights. 8|

Plastic bag...yes, smothering

Plastic bag...yes, smothering non-breathing creatures. Somehow I don't like my chances.

Pretzil's picture

Omfg these are great. Please

Omfg these are great. Please keep them coming :D

Can we repost after

Can we repost after re-situating? 8D
Reyy's picture

A flash drive. ):

A flash drive. ):

^download virus filled data

^download virus filled data into their vermin filled bums?
YES. SOON IT WILL SPREAD AND THEY HAVE NO ANTIVIRUS. 8D

My glasses :l..

My glasses :l..
Nayu's picture

Cough syrup? O_O

Cough syrup? O_O

Siggy by Butterbrot <3
Pretzil's picture

Nayu; THROW IT IN THEIR

Nayu; THROW IT IN THEIR EYES.

and yes, you can re-post if your are re-situated xD

I still have the exacto

I still have the exacto knife, but now I have a basket of beauty products at the same position. It's a teensy basket with Perfume, shower gel, and body lotion.

I'LL KILL THEM WITH THE SWEET SMELLY GOODNESS.

A bag of m&ms. The peanut

A bag of m&ms.
The peanut kind, too.

OH YES. >8D
Anjali's picture

A sheet of my zoology notes.

A sheet of my zoology notes. :c
*nerdily attempts to classify zombies by species*

{e} now it's my ethernet cable. *cracks like whip* Come at me.

A hubcap with a derpy face

A hubcap with a derpy face drawn on it.


CLEARLY I WILL SURVIVE
Xemi's picture

.. My tax return notice. I'll

.. My tax return notice.
I'll give them papercuts then throw lemon juice at them!!

If only I had a crowbar..
WonderfullySarcastic's picture

Does in my hand count? Cell

Does in my hand count? Cell phone...
Or, my printer. |D

You have to use blunt objects to kill them, right?
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FFFFFFFFFF Yay lol I have

FFFFFFFFFF Yay lol I have many leftmost objects. It's TV stand-bookshelf hybrid thing with a plasma TV on it, and several gaming systems, remote controls, two glasses of drinks, two green hair extentions, four cases of yugioh cards, three decks, a VERY LARGE amythist-geode thing, nail files and books. It also has a flashlight, headbands, a large box, a piggie bank, a 36 pack of AA batteries, a wooden crate of video games, a cedar chest - empty, and a few VHS tapes, a VCR player, and a Nail Clipper. B|. Closest thing to me in the immediate left is the stand itself. xDDDDDDD

I think I'll liiiiiiive. It's got AMMO BOOKS. And the amythist which is sharp. XD

i have a hair brush, a

i have a hair brush, a handbag, a robo reptile and a cat. i thick i'll go with the handbag and clob
them like a old granny Laughing out loud

Umm...

Umm...
<.<
There's only my cat and some chocolate... I can't use those! ;_; Oh well I'll just barricade myself inside.

Well, this is interesting.

Well, this is interesting. The closest thing to my left is my "How to Survive A Zombie Apocalypse" book, haha.

I have... A BOOKMARK. With a

I have... A BOOKMARK. With a a farao on. I'M GONNA SMACK THEM WITH HISTORY. ._.

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.. Angry Birds speaker. I'm

.. Angry Birds speaker.
I'm going to kill them with LOUD-ASS MOOSIC. >D ♥

...Insense? Derp. I hope they

...Insense? Derp. I hope they don't like Orchids...
Starling's picture

My school bag, I'll stab

My school bag,

I'll stab zombies with the compass in my pencil case.. :>

[edit] Now I have a cup of coffee. NO I WON'T LET THOSE ZOMBIES TOUCH MY PRECIOUS COFFEE T_T

A chicken and bacon roll. 8|

A chicken and bacon roll. 8|
BigBunny's picture

A thermos of coffee. I will

A thermos of coffee.
I will drink the coffee, throw the thermos at them and run like hell.
We Are Always Special When We Are With Friends.

Munkel's picture

My awesome cat and my tablet.

My awesome cat and my tablet.

..A lazer pointer and a bag

..A lazer pointer and a bag of cough drops.

.. :V
Deyna's picture

My cat, Mr. Hugs? ...I guess

My cat, Mr. Hugs?

...I guess he'd make a nice snack while I skedaddled >.>;

...Coldplay's most recent

...Coldplay's most recent album. ;__;
Agrona's picture

my Cellphone..... im going to

my Cellphone.....
im going to die ;-;
maybe i can call for back up? or beat them with it... it's quite the brick of a phone...

A placemat, a giant teacup

A placemat, a giant teacup with a plant in it, a (non-spiky >.>) cactus, a basil plant, two apples and a fruit bowl~
No longer active in the community or forest.
WonderfullySarcastic's picture

I now have a... Pink

I now have a...

Pink sequinced catnip ball/toy.
Distract the zombies with sparkly? :'> sodead
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Skatmat's picture

Empty soda bottle .-.

Empty soda bottle .-.
Aranyani's picture

Closest to my left, you

Closest to my left, you say?
Let's see..
Oh, it's the pair of my trusted toothpicks!..
...well, at least zombies may not worry about they teeth after they will finish me.
:B
-formerly Silensia-

MY BED. /megusta

MY BED.
/megusta