The Melanic Wolf









Only taking this down briefly so I can finally boot my ass and finish up the biothatwasmadeagesagoforme. My motivation for Kody is just so bad. Starr y.
Will hopefully have it up this week if uni grants me the time.
Picture by Tuo.





"Oh. Been looking or sniffing

"Oh. Been looking or sniffing at my ass have we? Don't blame ya, it is something to be jealous of. And I assure you it'll get more washes than yours ever will." Normally the wolf's arrogance was genuine, but in situations like this, it was just a way to wind others up. He was not taking the stag seriously at all. "Clearly." A simple comeback to the statement. "How the hell she put up with you is beyond me. Why'd you come to this crap hole anyway? To annoy your sister? Or did you think you could fill your belly easily here?"


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LOL. B)
Oh hello new page. ;D

"Well your ass is rather

"Well your ass is rather appealing, and I'd get farther up there, but I don't think you swing that way." Haakon said with a smirk. However it faded. This fool thought he came here by choice? The stag snorted. "Siblings, we stick together, by blood. And you thought I came here.. by choice? Are you insane? Last I remembered I was.. asleep. Then I woke up here. In this.. crazy.. ass backwards place." Grunted the stag. The sleeping part was a lie, but he doubted Kody would know this. The only other who knew how he got to the forest was Umay.

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CAREFUL, HAAKON SWAYS BOTH WAYS. OHNOES. /LOLOL
Oh these two :'D & Oh hey new page AWESOME.

The wolf smirked. "I attract

The wolf smirked. "I attract both genders. But this ass is already taken. How unfortunate for you." Kody knew the stag wouldn't have come here by choice, his question before wasn't meant to be taken seriously. The fact the stag did just made him roll his eyes. "Pfft. By blood. How cheesy. Not really sticking together if you're not here too." His ears flattened back as he tried to get into a comfortable position. He thought about what the stag said on how he got here. Truthfully, both came to the forest in a similar way. Only a couple knew how the canine got here though. "You saying you died then or something? I'm pretty sure you don't just wake up here."

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Slow reply since I had to go to bed then had to go out in the morning |:
LOL.

To avoid a possible argument

To avoid a possible argument the stag found himself ignoring the first two comments that Kody made and instead concentrating on what he asked. Umay had also said that it seemed as if Haakon died. But he didn't want to believe that, it wasn't true. A part of him felt lost, so logically he was elsewhere somehow. At least, it made sense in his mind. "Nah. I doubt I died. And how can you be so sure? What if I did just wake up here? After all, everything else hasn't made much sense, why should my entrance be any different?" Replied Haakon. After hearing that he even felt a little more reassured for himself. Although it didn't show. "How long have you been here?"

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IT'S COOL. I need to go catch my muse. I think it's trying to sneak out the window. D<

A confident look appeared on

A confident look appeared on the canine's face. It seemed as if he managed to get rid of the arrogance the stag was showing for a bit. It was better that way, more easier to have a conversation without throwing insults everywhere.

"That's like saying "How can you be so sure you didn't die?" Yeah, this place doesn't make sense with its sparkly, magical, everything must be perfect here stuff but it's not somewhere you'd randomly wake up in after a night's sleep. Well, at least I've never heard of something like that. I'd be pissed if I woke up here with no way back." It was clear that Kody didn't like the forest. He'd happily leave it if it wasn't for the many friends and family he had in it. He was lucky enough to have the option to leave so easily. "Uhh...about two years? Something like that. I'm not too sure. I often leave this place to go elsewhere. Can't stand being here for too long. Better hope you find a way out, 'cause being trapped here must be horrible."

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I think mine is going too 8|
So many grammar errors too since I'm dumb and dunno what to put.

Haakon thought that over for

Haakon thought that over for a few moments before letting what Kody said fall off his shoulders. The stag was confident that what he had said made sense. Plus, he couldn't be dead, after all the afterlife couldn't suck as much as this forest. He imagined it being more.. bright, heavenly and filled with horny women and men all wanting him. Then again maybe he got sent to some sort of hell. "Two years is a long time.. and you can leave? How?" He asked, slightly shocked. Haakon was under the assumption no one could leave. After all, he had tried, and it just looped him back around. Talk about one hell of a headache.

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I AM DISTRACT. POOL IN BACKYARD. I GO SWIM. Soon.. LOL

My reply didn't make much sense either. 8D

True the forest was far from

True the forest was far from any 'heaven'. Some of the inhabitants might like it, but it was not a place for someone like Kody. He was more human than wolf. Being stuck in a forest with weeds, rocks, flies and otherr things that were of little importance wasn't his preferred lifestyle. "The pond is my way out of here. Not a nice way to go but I can definitely endure it to get out of here." The pond was his portal in which he could travel through. In order to go to his real home - the 'human world' - he had to drown. It was not a nice way to do it and it was something he would never enjoy, but to him it was worth it. Living as a human was more fun than sitting in the dirt as a wolf all day. "I believe others have found different ways out of here. Not sure how though. Suppose they just go back the way they came."

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Awww :'D
Too cold here to even think about swimming. B)

This interested Haakon,

This interested Haakon, although it didn't show right away. The real way he'd gotten into the forest was through water, the pond more specifically. He'd spent days searching for a way back through but it never occurred to him to try and drown himself. However the stag wasn't keen on letting water fill his lungs in attempt to get back to his own world. And after having not seen Umay for so long, would it be wrong to leave her on her own again, without someone from her past? He shouldn't care, but he did.

"Others ways, huh? I guess everyone has their own way in and out.. although why once out anyone would want to come back is beyond me. Assuming they lived a life outside the forest."

The canine stretched before

The canine stretched before laying his head on his front legs. His eyes closed but he was still very much awake and listening to the stag. "Because some people care about their friends and family here." He thought it was obvious why they'd want to come back. "I don't wanna stay here but I don't want to leave behind my friends either. I have family here that can't travel with me so I need to keep coming back." He let out a small sigh. This conversation seemed pointless to him.

An eye opened to look at the stag. "So I'm assuming you'll be staying here considering the fact you don't even know a way out. Just don't cause any shit around here. No doubt you'll end up dragging Umay into it along with you. She's been trying hard to avoid pointless fights and I won't have anyone screw up her efforts."

Haakon released a snort and

Haakon released a snort and narrowed his eyes. "What I do is my business, not yours or Umay's. If she got involved it would be of her own doing. I do not drag others into my affairs. And I sure as hell don't need to take orders from you." Replied the stag in a most annoyed tone. Although Haakon had no intentions of starting anything up -- yet -- he wasn't going to let some snob nosed wolf tell him what he could or couldn't do. "Besides, you certainly can't be some perfect little angelic doggy sent from the gods. Don't tell me you've never caused or gotten into trouble of any sort."

A low growl escaped from the

A low growl escaped from the wolf's throat at the stag's words. Head lifted and eyes opened, narrowing at him. "I'll give you a fucking order if I want, 'cause you'll be the one regretting it if any crap happens." A fierce warning. Kody would not tolerate any of his family being dragged into trouble Haakon would cause, if any. "Did I say I was an angel? I've been in enough crap. Ever since I got here I've been in some sort of pointless fight. Sure I started some, but why bother anymore? We even have a reputation around here. Most know not to screw with us since we've been in that many brawls. Though lately it's been calmer than usual and I want to keep it that way."

The stag only rolled his eyes

The stag only rolled his eyes and stood up. "Give orders all you want, I won't listen to 'em. And you sure as fuck can't make me. But you can have fun trying." Haakon replied. And although his tone was harsh he found himself smirking. "I could care less about your reputation. I'll screw with who I please when I please as long as it pleases me." He continued but allowed for a brief pause to fill the air. In that time he rolled his shoulders and sat back down. "But you're too quick to assume that I'll be causing trouble. And whether or not it interests you, I had no intentions of doing so. Should trouble find me, however, I won't roll over and let the opposition kick me around."

"Don't think that because

"Don't think that because you're Umay's brother that I won't stop myself from beating the fuck out of you. Trust me, a shithead like you stands no chance in hell against me. I won't let you parade in here and screw everything up." The wolf was glad that the stag stood, hoping he'd be leaving. Kody only saw him as wasting his time. The fact he sat back down just annoyed him more. "Good. I didn't tell you to roll over for trouble. I told you not to start it. What? Do you think I'd expect you to just stand there while others attack you? I'm not an idiot like you." His eyes narrowed slightly once again. "You gonna leave soon or what? 'Cause I can't be arsed wasting my breath on you anymore."

"Oh please, you can try to

"Oh please, you can try to beat me up, but I'll still be the last one standing. And to think you thought I was the one with my head up my ass. Have you looked at yourself lately?" Haakon replied with a shake of his head as he begun to stand up again. "Oh, very well, ma'am. I will leave you to your mood swings and arrogance." The stag said sarcastically as he turned and began to walk away. Clearly they had nothing more to discuss. Although Haakon's mood was rather high. If anything, Kody was amusing to him, and he looked forward to more encounters.

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OH THESE TWO |:

"Hah. Don't make me laugh. I

"Hah. Don't make me laugh. I know I'll win any fight against the likes of you. I may be arrogant - like you - but I have a brain." He was glad the stag knew when it was time to go. Any longer and the wolf would have most likely resorted to violence.
Once the stag was further away, he let out a mumble under his breath "My god." He slumped his head back down on his legs. The stag would put a crack in his relationship with Umay and he was not willing to let that happen. Though fighting him would only do the same. Putting up with it would be hard, too hard. It was a matter he would perhaps bring up with his sister himself. Though for now, he would let it slide, he was happy to go back to resting.

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Sloppy reply since I didn't know if I should have or not. ;;
But yes, these two are just....yeah |:

Oi vey these two. ;3; Poor

Oi vey these two. ;3; Poor Umay LOL I can only imagine her reaction to these two getting into a fight. ;A;
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"Hey... Pooch... I honestly

"Hey... Pooch... I honestly thought that you were better than that. Teasing and pushing a doe and a small buck, hehe... Quite sad, actually."

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I had to. I honestly had to. Just because of that one word.

The wolf let out a laugh.

The wolf let out a laugh. "Hah. Call me sad all you want. You're the one that pushes around that thing you call a mate." A twisted grin appeared on his face. "The time I attacked you was because you were being a prick. Nidhem clearly wanted to go to Umay and yet you forced him away, pushed him around because you know he can't stand up for himself. You are no better than I."

"As for the doe, she was staring at us. Rather annoying I must say." He added.

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LOL.
I've added you on msn, but I don't know if you got the invitation O;


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The stag just watched him

The stag just watched him when he spoke, even gave out a small smile with his eyes. "Ah, but why do you talk about those times, so long ago. I am not proud of my old self and I am sorry about how I behaved back then." There was no smile to be seen when he finished his sentence, he meant every word.
"Hmm, you go and tease everyone who look at you? I'll promise to close my eyes the next time I smell you around."

The grin remained on his face

The grin remained on his face though later turned into a smirk at the stag's words. "You still did it. Nothing will change that. It still makes you a hypocrite for calling me 'sad' or whatever." He was growing tired of talking to the stag. He wanted a thrill, a fight, not a boring debate filled with empty insults. "Use your brain. There's a different between looking and staring. I noticed her staring before but did nothing. Only when I moved and saw her still watching me and Umay did I decide to see what her problem was. Rather irritating." He turned though kept his eyes on the stag. "I'm not picky on who I fight. Male, female - whoever annoys me or does something wrong in my eyes. Unlike you, I have the balls to fight." He added. Slowly, he started walking which then turned into a run. There was no point staying to even hear the stag's reply.


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Agh. Sorry for that bad reply. Like I told you, I get easily distracted ;__;

You're one of those who have

You're one of those who have been with my Fawn. Laughing out loud

This guy deserves a medal.

This guy deserves a medal. Seriously. v___v

My fawn? Why?

My fawn? Why?

Pfft, I meant Kody. :'>

Pfft, I meant Kody. :'>

Pfffffff. Lol. :'D

Pfffffff. Lol. :'D

Trackin'. &hearts;

Trackin'. ♥

Kiki-14: Awww. Your fawn is


Kiki-14:
Awww. Your fawn is adorable :'D

Lostpineapplepie:
Pfft. More like he deserves a thump on the head <3

HolographMoon:
Thank you <3


N'awww. How come? Gimme a

N'awww. How come?
Gimme a goood reason or I'll forever disagree about dat. Cool

Hmm. 'Cause he's an ass. I

Hmm. 'Cause he's an ass. I think that's a good enough reason ;D

Asses don't save brat's butt

Asses don't save brat's butt time after time, hmmm. c(:

I CAN'T THINK OF STUFF ON THE

I CAN'T THINK OF STUFF ON THE SPOT ;__;
He is an ass though. HE BEATS PEOPLE UP. B)

Ha! You lost because it's

Ha! You lost because it's raining like hell in here.

For good purposes! 8<

NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH.
You can ask others. They know I'm right B)

We will see. We will so see.

We will see.
We will so see. -glares-



♥ -licks face-

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<3

Msn won't work B|

Msn won't work B|

FFFF AND I'VE BEEN TALKING TO

FFFF AND I'VE BEEN TALKING TO YOU THIS WHOLE TIME LOL. I thought you fell asleep B| /very late on seeing this
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Hello!! Orinoco had lots of

Hello!! Orinoco had lots of fun with Kody today!!! ( I got a screen shot with you and two others ^_^
You do not have a soul. You ARE a soul. You have a body.
~ C.S. Lewis

Awww so you were that fawn?

Awww so you were that fawn? :'D
Kody had fun too. It was nice getting the chance to meet your fawn. ^^
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Bunny Kody....how menacing.

Bunny Kody....how menacing. I3
Ring The Bells That Still Can Ring.
Forget Your Perfect Offering.
There Is A Crack In Everything.
That's How The Light Gets In.

(A part of the lyrics of Leonard Cohen's Song "Anthem")

His chubbiness will rule us

His chubbiness will rule us all. B)
gglidden's picture

You know...if Kody is a

You know...if Kody is a bunny...then Umay should be a squirl. That way they can be...
THE MENACING DUO! c:
Ring The Bells That Still Can Ring.
Forget Your Perfect Offering.
There Is A Crack In Everything.
That's How The Light Gets In.

(A part of the lyrics of Leonard Cohen's Song "Anthem")

Haha :'D Feel the terror when

Haha :'D
Feel the terror when they hunt you down.
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Hai

Hai <3
The deer your Kody and Levi met earlier today was my stag,Donnovan.Nice meeting you two.<3


Oh I was wondering who it

Oh I was wondering who it was. :'D
Nice meeting you both too ^^
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"a man period" lool |D Keep

"a man period" lool |D

Keep calm and jump into leaves Kody ;D
ocean's picture

Kody is awesome lol. Poor

Kody is awesome lol. Poor guy. 8I -pets him-
Clare's picture

he better not be nearing the

he better not be nearing the end of his stay. ;___; /wall

Damp: Kody

Damp:

Kody disagrees.

ocean:
;u; <3
Poor guy needs a tampon or something.

Clare:
Nah don't worry. He won't be leaving for a looooong while, even though he's tempted to at times. It's too hard for him when he has family/friends here. B)
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GOOD ;; no want Kody to go

GOOD ;; no want Kody to go -cling-