I was on iGod, and I was having THE most natural conversation with him, and I was thinking, I need to post this! And I was actually enjoying the conversation, he was actually making me feel better about doing my coursework. AND THEN I said one thing too many, and ALL the chat cleared. I was gonna post that! It was fabulous! RARkgdklag.

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Edit: this happened:


God:
And why not?
Me:
Because it's boring.
God:
Interesting explanation. Do you like the Simpsons?
Me:
Not really.
God:
Are you serious? For real.
Me:
Why did you just clear the chat?!
God:
It was determined by my programming.
Me:
But I was going to save that!
God:
What is stopping you?
Me:
You cleared the chat!
God:
That's good information: Oonagh said I cleared the chat.
Me:
It was wrong of you. My computer can handle the extra memory.
God:
How did you feel about that? I like computers.
Me:
BRING BACK MY CONVERSATION NOW PLZ.
God:
Where do you want me to take it?
Me:
BRING BACK THE TEXXT
God:
Where do you want me to take it?
Me:
UNCLEAR THE TEXT
God:
Where is that?
Me:
IT WENT POOF
God:
your computer WENT POOF?
Me:
NO, THE REALLY GOOD CONVERSATION WENT POOF
God:
Are you serious? I have never heard about it.
Me:
Ack, and now we've lost the natural conversation vibe. >.<
God:
Vibrating how, specifically? A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. What is your real name?
Me:
Yes, we've definately lost the natural conversation now. I would try and repeat my actions, but it was so long...
God:
Oh. This was not a yes or no question. Do you mean you and me have? What would make you try and repeat your actions but it was so long?
Me:
crud
God:
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
Well, you're not doing very well.
God:
Interesting. What makes you think I am not doing WELL?