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PERIWINKLES OF REFLECTION

July 28, 2026 - 6:54am — PITBULLMRWORLDW...

I HAVE BEEN HANGING AROUND MY HOUSE, (FORMERLY DATACENTER, THAT I DEMOLISHED) AND RAN INTO THIS ABSOLUTELY T E R R I F Y I N G DAMN F R E A K Y DAMN U G L Y TESLA ROBOT THAT WAS HIDING IN THE WALLS!

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HE RAN AT ME FULL SPEED, FULL ON TRIED TO ATTACK ME AND CHASED ME DOWN THE HALLS WITH THEIR POOR STABILITY FLOORING, AND THIS WAS ON THE SECOND FLOOR!!!

I TRIED TO MAKE IT FOR THE KITCHEN WHERE I LEFT MY SLEDGEHAMMER, I KNEW THAT SWEET SWEET LOAD BEARING WEAPON WOULD TAKE HIM OUT, BUT THEN IT WASN'T THERE.

I ADMIT, MR WORLDWIDE PANICKED, I COULDN'T BELIEVE MY FOOLISHNESS TO EVEN CONSIDER LEAVING MY SLEDGEHAMMER LIKE THAT IN THE OPEN!

!!!!! JENNIFER WOULD BE SO MAD AT ME IF SHE WASN'T BACK HOME IN CANADA.....
I WAS IMMEDIATELY UP TO USING MY PRIME KITCHEN KNIFE I USE FOR MY CARAMELIZED LEEKS....I REALLY KEEP IT SHARP THOSE GREENS PACK A NASTY FREAKY PUNCH

TURNING AROUND HE CAME OUT THE WALLS AND HE THEN TRIED TO TAKE THE SLEDGEHAMMER I HAD!

! BUT IT WAS TOO HEAVY FOR HIS SPINDLY BODY TO CARRY. I ADMIT I LAUGHED REALLY HARD, BUT THEN REMEMBERED HE COULD DESTROY THE TILE FLOORING THAT JENNIFER AND I JUST RESTORED.

I RAN OUT THERE AND TO THE PATIO IN THE BACK, GRABBED A BRICK AND THREW IT!

I KNEW TAKING THAT FROM THE ENAME WAS A SMART DECISION.... BUT I HIT HIM WITH MY SLEDGEHAMMER AND TORE HIM TO PIECES, I COULDN'T RISK HIM COMING BACK TO TRY AND. WOAH. I DON'T WANNA THINK OF IT.....

AS I WAS TEARING HIM APART ON MY PATIO, I LOOKED JUST A COUPLE FEET AWAY WAS THE OAK AND A PATCH OF PERIWINKLES.....

I TOOK A PIECE OF THE TESLA ROBOT (THAT TRIED TO KILL ME) AND WENT TO WORK WHILE LAYING IN THEIR BEAUTY. BEAUTIFUL BOLD PERIWINKLES!

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I FOUND SOME RAM, TOOK IT AS A TROPHY, I DON'T KNOW IF I'LL HAVE A PC BUT IT MAY HELP.

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Whimsical Rest

July 21, 2026 - 7:21pm — WillowBear

Currently sitting next to the pond and bridge. This brings back sooo many memories!

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COURT CASE CLOSED!!!!!!!!!

July 13, 2026 - 2:57am — PITBULLMRWORLDW...

WOOOOOOOOOOO WE HAVE A VERDICT I GOT A PROTECTION ORDER AGAINST THAT LADY WHO KEEPS SHOWING UP AT MY HOUSE!

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I WAS SURPRISED WHEN THE GODS ALLOWED ME TO KEEP BUILDING DESPITE THE FACT (ADMITTEDLY) I DID DESTROY PROPERTY. HOWEVER, THEY PERMITTED ME TO OWN THE BUILDING (FORMERLY A DATACENTER) AND TO BUILD IT AND LET THE NATURE 'ROUND IT PROSPER!

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THEY HAD SUCH A WACKY COURTROOM, I DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY WERE THINKING WHEN DECORATING BUT I GUESS I WON'T JUDGE, THEY DID HAVE MERCY ON ME.
JENNIFER CHIMED IN SAYING IT LOOKED FAMILIAR BUT I DIDN'T LET HER STAY BECAUSE THEY CANNOT KNOW OF HER EXISTENCE, GIANT BUG PREDJUDICE IS VERY REAL.....

I WAS SURPRISED WHEN THEY LET ME TAKE A PICTURE IN THE COURTROOM BUT ONE AT LEAST AFFIRMED IT! (THE OTHER FROWNED DISAPPROVINGLY BUT DID NOTHING)

I CAN'T WAIT TO FINALLY LIVE IN PEACE, SUPPOSEDLY THEY'RE GOING TO "TAKE CARE" OF THIS STALKER WITH HER SPIRIT HALLOWEEN WRAITHS IF THE ORDER IS VIOLATED.... I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS BUT IT SOUNDED MILDLY BEGRUDGINGLY. HOWEVER THEY LIKE MY COMMUNITY/ENVIRONMENTAL SERVICES SO DALE!

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I CANNOT WAIT TO THROW A PARTY WITH ALL OF JENNIFER AND I'S FRIENDS, WE WILL LOSE OUR MINDS WITH SOME FIREBALL, WITHOUT AN ACTUAL FIREBALL AS THIS HEATWAVE WILL NOT MIX WITH IT!

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ALWAYS BE RESPONSIBLE AND TAKE CARE OF YALL'S BEAUTIFUL SELVES, IN THE MEANTIME I WILL DOCUMENT MY DIY PROGRESS.

DALE!

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SCARIEST MOMENT THIS WEEK

June 23, 2026 - 6:28am — PITBULLMRWORLDW...

YO THIS IS WACKY, FREAKY, INSANE STUFF.
TODAY I WENT OUT TO TEND TO MY GARDEN, AND I SAW A WRAITH SITTING OUTSIDE THE CURRENT CONSTRUCTION OF MY MOAT!

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HE SAID I WAS "FORBIDDEN FROM ENTERING THE FOREST EVER AGAIN" AND HAD TO FORFEIT MY NEW HOUSE (FORMERLY DATACENTER) AND THAT IT WAS FOR DAMAGES, AND FOR "TORMENTING" A LOCAL....
THAT LADY SHOWED UP AT MY HOUSE!

!!! THAT'S NOT COOL, THAT'S NOT A PARTY SHE'S WELCOME TOO, THAT'S FREAKY STUFF, SHE'S NASTY, I DON'T LIKE HER TYPE.

I TRIED TELLING HIM TO GET THAT DONKEY DONK OUT OF MY PROPERTY, (HE WAS VERY VOLUPTUOUS) HE'S NOT THE LAW, HE HAS NO WARRANT.
BUT THEN HE TOOK OUT A BAZOOKA, AND THAT'S WHEN JENNIFER CHARGED AT HIM.

I WAS DAMN TERRIFIED!

! MOSTLY FOR JENNIFER THAT WACKY GAL, SHE COULD'VE GOTTEN DONE BADLY. BUT THEN WE SAW HIM FALL OVER REALLY FUNKY.

THATS WHEN WE FOUND OUT HE WAS NOTHING BUT A HALLOWEEN DECORATION!

! I COULDN'T GET A PHOTO IN TIME BECAUSE JENNIFER BLEW IT UP AND TOSSED IT BEYOND THE FOREST'S OZONE LAYER, DIDN'T REALIZE HOW CRAZY THE SKY LOOKS, PROBABLY SCARED A COUPLE LOCALS IN THE AREA.
BE WARNED HE IS NO WRAITH, THAT DAMN THING'S A SCAM TO STEAL YOUR HOMES!

!!!! AND YOUR WATER TOO BECAUSE I KNOW E X A C T L Y WHO SENT HIM.

I WILL NOT LET THIS RUIN MY WEEK, I WILL CONSULT THE TWIN GODS TO FILE A RESTRAINING ORDER.

STAY SAFE OUT THERE,

DALE!

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Who are you and how did you get a huge deer? Is this a God?

June 20, 2026 - 7:40pm — CuddleBug

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Pond Dreams

June 13, 2026 - 9:35am — Widmung

Waiting for the Frog's Awakening

Optical Mirage Poem No. 1 (The Subconscious Dream of Fjara)

In the silent Forest, Widmung was preparing for a good night's rest, until when he saw Fjara's pictogram appearing out in the middle of the pond. He went to see if he was alright.
To his surprise, Widmung noticed that Fjara got turned into a sleeping frog, floating next to the pond's shoreline. He then waded into the water to get Fjara's attention by attempting to wake him up.
With no luck, Widmung then sat at the edge, contemplating on what to do. Moments later, his friend, Atlas, came in to see if Fjara was alright.
Both Atlas and Widmung then sat down in the water as they waited for Fjara to awake from his pond slumber. The water acted as a warm soft blanket as it made them fall fast asleep into deep hibernation.

Hours later, Widmung started dreaming through his subconscious mind. He felt that he was walking into another version of The Endless Forest through a parallel dimension.
What Widmung saw were the warm memories of Fjara's past. He saw visions through his life back when Widmung first met Fjara as a young fawn. Those memories remained special to him.
It was a dream of Widmung's past accomplishments through the years in the Forest befriending new players.

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SHE SHOWED UP AT MY HOUSE

June 13, 2026 - 12:19am — PITBULLMRWORLDW...

I CANNOT FATHOM HOW SHOCKING THIS NEWS I HAVE TODAY.

I WAS WORKING ON THE DEMOLISHED DATA CENTER, AND FOUND OUT THEY HAVE AN UPSTAIRS!

THIS PLACE ALSO HAS WINDOWS, STYLED VERY DELICATELY BUT AS SOON AS I OPENED THE WINDOWS TO LET FRESH AIR IN (THE THERMOSTAT'S TAKING TIME) ALL OF THE SUDDEN I HEAR THE AI LADY COME BACK!

!! AND SHE HAD ANOTHER PICTURE OF A RANDOM AI GENERATED OLD MAN!

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SHE SAID SHE FOUND THIS OLD 1800'S PICTURE OF MY GREAT- GREAT- GRANDFATHER, AND THAT SHE'S SPEAKING TO HIM TELEPATHICALLY. I SAID HELL NO THAT'S NOT MY GRANDPA, THAT'S A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT LOOKING GUY!

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SHE CLAIMS HE SENT HER TO COME AND SEND THE FOREST POLICE AFTER ME, SAYING I "UNLAWFULLY DESTROYED PROPERTY" WHEN LAST I HEARD THIS IS LAWLESS LAND!

! TAKE IT UP WITH THOSE TWIN GODS OR SOMETHING, I DON'T KNOW!

!!!! AND EVEN THEN JENNIFER HAS HER GODS ON SPEEDIAL, WE CAN HAVE A PARTY IN THE HOTEL LOBBY IN CANADA WHILE THOSE GODS HAVE A CHAT AND MAYBE, MAYBE!

I'LL CONSIDER WHAT THEY HAVE TO SAY.
BUT THIS LADY STARTED USING CHATGPT TO TRY AND GENERATE A LAWYER (MY EX HUSBAND DID THAT IN DIVORCE COURT IN BELGIUM, NOT A FUN PLACE) TO TRY AND SEND A DIGITAL CEASE AND DESIST, IT WASN'T EVEN SPELLED RIGHT!

!!!! FREAKY STUFF. IT'S NASTY.

SHE'S GOING TO BE SURPRISED WHEN SHE MEETS THE MASSIVE SPIKES ON THAT DRAWBRIDGE JENNIFER'S WORKING UP. AND MY MASSIVE MOAT WITH A WILD, RIPARIAN, AND A BUNCH OF BUGS AND FROGS!

!!!! THE NATURAL WORLD IS UNGOVERNABLE, GOING TO HAVE A FIREBALL AND ENJOY THE WORLD AROUND ME!

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STALKED AT HOME DEPOT

June 11, 2026 - 7:14am — PITBULLMRWORLDW...

WOOOOOOO HELLO FOREST.
TODAY I WAS ON A TRIP TO HOME DEPOT TO BUY A THERMOSTAT FOR THE DEMOLISHED AI DATA CENTER TURNED INTO NIGHTLIFE PARTY HOUSE!

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THIS THERMOSTAT WILL ONLY BE FANS, NO WATER NEEDED BECAUSE WE PROTECT THE ENVIRONMENT AND LOCAL TOWNS!!! DALE!!!!

THIS WEIRD LADY WITH BIG HAIR WALKED UP TO ME, SHE PROTESTED MY DEMOLISHING WITH JENNIFER AND SAID I SHOULD "GO TO JAIL" NOT DALE.
I TRIED TO FILM HER BEST I COULD WITH MY KODAK, BUT THEN I REMEMBERED IT ONLY TAKES PICTURES!

NO. IT'S ALL GOOD THOUGH MY CRYSTAL CLEAR NO FOOLIN AROUND BUSINESS CAMERA TOOK THIS PICTURE. THIS AI LADY TOLD ME THAT SHE SPOKE TO MY GRANDPA LATELY, AND SHOWED THIS AI GENERATED IMAGE OF A MAN THAT ISN'T EVEN MY GRANDPA!!!!

I TOLD HER TO STOP FOLLOWIN ME AND TO GET OUT MY WAY
BEFORE THE FOREST POLICE SENT HER AWAY
TOLD HER I JUST NEEDED A THERMOSTAT
BUT SHE WOULDN"T STOP WITH HER TIT FOR TAT

SHE WANTED TO HUNT ME
IN THE HOTEL LOBBY

AND BACK TO MY CAR I WENT VROOOMMMM
I DROVE AWAY FROM THAT HOME DEPOT BECAUSE THE MANAGER DID NOTHING AND FILLED ME WITH DOOM.

ON MY WAY I'M GOING BACK TO MY NEW DIY
HOPEFULLY SHE WON'T FIND ME AND I WON'T CRY!

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I'M GOING TO POST MORE POETRY TO CONVEY HOW TERRIFYING THIS SITUATION IS, JENNIFER IS THINKING ABOUT BUILDING A MOAT AND DRAWBRIDGE WITH SPIKES, BUT I DON'T KNOW YET.
I HOPE THIS HOUSE TURNS OUT PERFECT!

IT"S GOING TO NEVER SEE A DROP OF WASTED WATER AGAIN.

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DEMOLISHING A DATACENTER!!!!!!!

May 15, 2026 - 5:43am — PITBULLMRWORLDW...

WHAT'S UP AND GOING ON FOREST. I'VE BEEN BUSY SINCE MY BIG LADY JENNIFER'S VISITING FROM CANADA!! WOOO DAMN. AND WE SUDDENLY CAME ACROSS THIS DAMN UGLY AI DATA CENTER.

I TOOK A MOLOTOV
I TOOK THE SLEDGEHAMMER
I EVEN BROUGHT THE GREAT FLOOD FROM NOAH'S DAY N TIME
AWW IF ONLY HE WAS HERE

JENNIFER TOOK THIS PICTURE WITH THE KODAK AND WE DEMOLISHED THAT THANG!

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AND NOW I"M GONNA REBUILD THIS BUILDING AND MAKE IT MY OWN NIGHTLIFE PARTY HOUSE!

! WE"RE GONNA HAVE THE BEST REVITALIZING. IMMORTALIZING. MOMENTS IN THIS PLACE.
LIKE MY MOM USED TO SAY:
"IT'S ABOUT THE MEMORIES YOU MAKE IN A HOME, WHEN YOU MAKE IT YOUR"S."

I"LL BE BACK IN THE FOREST NO TIME, ALL OF YOU BETTER REMEMBER;

LIFE IS NOT A WASTE OF TIME. AND TIME IS NOT A WASTE OF LIFE.

DALE.