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I CANNOT FATHOM HOW SHOCKING THIS NEWS I HAVE TODAY.

I WAS WORKING ON THE DEMOLISHED DATA CENTER, AND FOUND OUT THEY HAVE AN UPSTAIRS!

THIS PLACE ALSO HAS WINDOWS, STYLED VERY DELICATELY BUT AS SOON AS I OPENED THE WINDOWS TO LET FRESH AIR IN (THE THERMOSTAT'S TAKING TIME) ALL OF THE SUDDEN I HEAR THE AI LADY COME BACK!

!! AND SHE HAD ANOTHER PICTURE OF A RANDOM AI GENERATED OLD MAN!

!!

SHE SAID SHE FOUND THIS OLD 1800'S PICTURE OF MY GREAT- GREAT- GRANDFATHER, AND THAT SHE'S SPEAKING TO HIM TELEPATHICALLY. I SAID HELL NO THAT'S NOT MY GRANDPA, THAT'S A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT LOOKING GUY!

!!

SHE CLAIMS HE SENT HER TO COME AND SEND THE FOREST POLICE AFTER ME, SAYING I "UNLAWFULLY DESTROYED PROPERTY" WHEN LAST I HEARD THIS IS LAWLESS LAND!

! TAKE IT UP WITH THOSE TWIN GODS OR SOMETHING, I DON'T KNOW!

!!!! AND EVEN THEN JENNIFER HAS HER GODS ON SPEEDIAL, WE CAN HAVE A PARTY IN THE HOTEL LOBBY IN CANADA WHILE THOSE GODS HAVE A CHAT AND MAYBE, MAYBE!

I'LL CONSIDER WHAT THEY HAVE TO SAY.
BUT THIS LADY STARTED USING CHATGPT TO TRY AND GENERATE A LAWYER (MY EX HUSBAND DID THAT IN DIVORCE COURT IN BELGIUM, NOT A FUN PLACE) TO TRY AND SEND A DIGITAL CEASE AND DESIST, IT WASN'T EVEN SPELLED RIGHT!

!!!! FREAKY STUFF. IT'S NASTY.

SHE'S GOING TO BE SURPRISED WHEN SHE MEETS THE MASSIVE SPIKES ON THAT DRAWBRIDGE JENNIFER'S WORKING UP. AND MY MASSIVE MOAT WITH A WILD, RIPARIAN, AND A BUNCH OF BUGS AND FROGS!

!!!! THE NATURAL WORLD IS UNGOVERNABLE, GOING TO HAVE A FIREBALL AND ENJOY THE WORLD AROUND ME!

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WOOOOOOO HELLO FOREST.
TODAY I WAS ON A TRIP TO HOME DEPOT TO BUY A THERMOSTAT FOR THE DEMOLISHED AI DATA CENTER TURNED INTO NIGHTLIFE PARTY HOUSE!

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THIS THERMOSTAT WILL ONLY BE FANS, NO WATER NEEDED BECAUSE WE PROTECT THE ENVIRONMENT AND LOCAL TOWNS!!! DALE!!!!

THIS WEIRD LADY WITH BIG HAIR WALKED UP TO ME, SHE PROTESTED MY DEMOLISHING WITH JENNIFER AND SAID I SHOULD "GO TO JAIL" NOT DALE.
I TRIED TO FILM HER BEST I COULD WITH MY KODAK, BUT THEN I REMEMBERED IT ONLY TAKES PICTURES!

NO. IT'S ALL GOOD THOUGH MY CRYSTAL CLEAR NO FOOLIN AROUND BUSINESS CAMERA TOOK THIS PICTURE. THIS AI LADY TOLD ME THAT SHE SPOKE TO MY GRANDPA LATELY, AND SHOWED THIS AI GENERATED IMAGE OF A MAN THAT ISN'T EVEN MY GRANDPA!!!!

I TOLD HER TO STOP FOLLOWIN ME AND TO GET OUT MY WAY
BEFORE THE FOREST POLICE SENT HER AWAY
TOLD HER I JUST NEEDED A THERMOSTAT
BUT SHE WOULDN"T STOP WITH HER TIT FOR TAT

SHE WANTED TO HUNT ME
IN THE HOTEL LOBBY

AND BACK TO MY CAR I WENT VROOOMMMM
I DROVE AWAY FROM THAT HOME DEPOT BECAUSE THE MANAGER DID NOTHING AND FILLED ME WITH DOOM.

ON MY WAY I'M GOING BACK TO MY NEW DIY
HOPEFULLY SHE WON'T FIND ME AND I WON'T CRY!

!

I'M GOING TO POST MORE POETRY TO CONVEY HOW TERRIFYING THIS SITUATION IS, JENNIFER IS THINKING ABOUT BUILDING A MOAT AND DRAWBRIDGE WITH SPIKES, BUT I DON'T KNOW YET.
I HOPE THIS HOUSE TURNS OUT PERFECT!

IT"S GOING TO NEVER SEE A DROP OF WASTED WATER AGAIN.

WHAT'S UP AND GOING ON FOREST. I'VE BEEN BUSY SINCE MY BIG LADY JENNIFER'S VISITING FROM CANADA!! WOOO DAMN. AND WE SUDDENLY CAME ACROSS THIS DAMN UGLY AI DATA CENTER.

I TOOK A MOLOTOV
I TOOK THE SLEDGEHAMMER
I EVEN BROUGHT THE GREAT FLOOD FROM NOAH'S DAY N TIME
AWW IF ONLY HE WAS HERE

JENNIFER TOOK THIS PICTURE WITH THE KODAK AND WE DEMOLISHED THAT THANG!

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AND NOW I"M GONNA REBUILD THIS BUILDING AND MAKE IT MY OWN NIGHTLIFE PARTY HOUSE!

! WE"RE GONNA HAVE THE BEST REVITALIZING. IMMORTALIZING. MOMENTS IN THIS PLACE.
LIKE MY MOM USED TO SAY:
"IT'S ABOUT THE MEMORIES YOU MAKE IN A HOME, WHEN YOU MAKE IT YOUR"S."

I"LL BE BACK IN THE FOREST NO TIME, ALL OF YOU BETTER REMEMBER;

LIFE IS NOT A WASTE OF TIME. AND TIME IS NOT A WASTE OF LIFE.

DALE.

It was nice meeting the giant deer who made a lot of frolics!
Ricky, thank you for taking part of helping Ru find some Forest Magic sets!

Ein Konzert unter den Sonnenstrahlen mit dem Frühlingssextett

On a warm and breezy afternoon, a gathering of all the pillars of the forest, celebrated the welcoming of Spring. A greater symphony of color and harmony has formed! It was nice meeting the giant deer as well.
The deep bugle he made reminded me of the Octobass string instrument!

Thank you to all the members for participating in this concert! It was a lovely day!

We had a wonderful band concert. Our first one in the year of 2026! It started from a quartet and grew into an octet as more beloved friends performed altogether!
Thanks to our band leaders: Dr. Julius (Jeweleye) Oculus, Mr. P, Maestro Widmung, and almost every member of the Forest's Fabulous Five.

We were like musicians improvising our rhythms. The melody grew stronger, and the notes flew in every glissando through the air.

Our concert is dedicated to Saater, our precious friend!

Thank you all for coming! ^^

glad to meet you all !! Feel so free to moo at me tooo !!!

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Antlers wandered through the mysterious forest with what little was left of his Halloween looks - the pelt - and to his surprise, there was colorful confetti raining down from above. He tried calling out to others but instead of any noise, a big bubble came out and then floated off into the skies above. What a fanciful forest this can be...

Last Friday I logged on without realizing at first what day it was. We do not celebrate Halloween where I live. That day started off average at first.