Questions with Deer in it or Deer Answers *giggles*

Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes?
A: I have no I-Deer

Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
A: Still no eye-deer.

Q: What did the doe say to the 24 point buck? A: Boy your Horny!

Q: What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
A: Bamboo.

Q: Why did the hunter miss his mark? A: He was not aiming deerectly for it.

Q: What do you call four female deer? A: FO REAL DOE

Q: Who did Bambi invite to his birthday party? A: His nearest and deer-est friends.

Q: What's the difference between a deer nut and a beer nut? A: One is a dollar fifty and the other is just under a buck.

Q: What do deers call hunters? A: Doe foes.

Q: What is the defination of a non-typical Whitetail?
A: One that stays off the Highway!

A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night. When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck, so they put the meal on the duck's bill.

Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no balls?
A: Still no fucking eye-deer.