The really sad thing is that yes, the ladies like him for his appearance etc - and he loves someone for who she is and she loves someone else, just like before :'D
...Very. Get on.
-drumroll please-
HELLO THARR. I am the Bananana Queen, may I ride with you on this beastly dragon?
I'll take that as a yes hmmm.
-gets out portable mirror to check her makeup-
You never know who's spying for Bananana Queen's on dragons these days, I must make sure I look filthy rich and polished clean.
-brushes self down- HMPH. -hops on dragon-
LET'S GO. SOMEWHERE.
Yeah, true. Amazon is quite a good place...
HOW ABOUT THE AMAZON. HUUUUH. -raises eyebrow-
Okay change of plan we're going to.. -waves hands for silence- THE AMAZONNN.
...That was meant to be one of those awesome moments where you all "OOOOOOHHH" and "AAARRHHHH".
B) He doesn't like anyone.
* Well then i should leave*
-grabs shoulder + DRAGS BACK-
Jareth: -POOFS INTO DOORWAY- B| Please inform me as to why there is a stranger in my castle.
Shut up, you need company :U
* im sorry sir curtsey i was
Jareth: Good. B|
SDFSDF JARETH YOU GIT.
>:| You need me if you're leaving. Otherwise you'll get lost.
* well he certainly seems
B) He's a retard. Selfish
n_____________n LET'S FLY BACK HOME ON A DRAGON THIS TIME.
A dragon? Awsome lets go ,
My apologies for the Goblin
-WHISTLES + dragonappears-
B) -hops on-
* Well if the girls like him
The really sad thing is that
...Very. Get on.
AKSHULLY I MUST GO SHOWER
with David. DAMN.ok
WRY HELLO.
-drumroll please- HELLO
HELLO THARR. I am the Bananana Queen, may I ride with you on this beastly dragon?
I'll take that as a yes hmmm.
-gets out portable mirror to check her makeup-
You never know who's spying for Bananana Queen's on dragons these days, I must make sure I look filthy rich and polished clean.
-brushes self down- HMPH. -hops on dragon-
LET'S GO. SOMEWHERE.
Is waiting on a dragon.
Is waiting on a dragon.
WELL ALLRIGHTY. -pats Banana
cB Faunet, meet your new dragon. He is spiffy and blue.
Mine is rainbow coloured. -HOPS ON-
Blue my favorite color. Hops
Hops on well lets go.
-SHOOTS OFF INTO SKY-
Is right behind you. Where
Well, this has changed
OH CRUD.
I'LL GET THE PARAGLIDERS.
-walks over a rainbow- AHAH I
GODDAMNIT EBAY. B| We are now
B|
We are now going...
...to BARBADOS.
Barbados cool .
Bet you bought those Barbados
B| I did not. -FINGERSNAP-
Amizon is the way to go.
Yeah, true. Amazon is quite a
HOW ABOUT THE AMAZON. HUUUUH. -raises eyebrow-
Okay change of plan we're going to.. -waves hands for silence- THE AMAZONNN.
...That was meant to be one of those awesome moments where you all "OOOOOOHHH" and "AAARRHHHH".
[insert crickets tweeting or whatever they do]
Let's go folks.
Wo wo wo when did you become
B| I WILL GO TO NEW YORK. And
And stalk a certain rockstar.
Germany for me. Good friend
ONWARD TO GERMANY, FELLOW GERMANY-GOERS. *Fist in the air and starts to fly. Cape unfolds out of hat.*
Wait chocolate follows
-sits in Bowie's dining room,
______ Gahh what are you
8> Because he's used to me
Well Well