-Limited Time Offer-
October 31, 2011 - 8:19pm — cicadia
Because if I don't laugh right now, I'm gonna either start crying or go all catatonic here.
Eyes!
What are those things good for, anyway?
Getting teary, filling with those little crusties...
And don't even get me started on glasses and contacts.
What would you say if I told you that, for a limited time, Birdhead here could take those eyes off your hands [head] for FREE?
Yes, free!
From the goodness of his heart, and in honor of the Halloween spirit,
Bright Eyes is offering a once in a lifetime deal- absolutely free eye removal!
But that's not all- get your butts to the ruins in the next 15 minutes and he'll remove not just one, but two eyes for absolutely free!
Be sure to ask about our other services while you're there! They include scarification, tattoo removal, limp amputation, and much, much more!
Offer expires 10/31/11 and is not available in all versions of the forest.
Restrictions always apply. Antiseptic is not provided. Please bring as needed.
By approaching our establishment you agree to not hold us accountable for
and nicks, scratches, cuts, bites, or loss of life.
I thought this was gonna be
lmao!
Really?! I'm on my way!
You can remove my eye.
-Sits in dentist chair-
No eyes, just a good company.
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