I went out to come out of the closet and came back with a defective gerbil

Mr.Sanguine's picture


This is Salsa.
She's a gerbil.

Petco had her on sale for half the price of the other gerbils because her tail has a weird kink in it and a missing patch of hair from one of the other gerbils attacking her.

My mom was totally chill with me being transgender and panromantic by the way

Only I could go out to lunch with a parent to come out of the closet and come home with a gerbil.
Talent, man.



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Quote:Only I could go out to

Quote:
Only I could go out to lunch with a parent to come out of the closet and come home with a gerbil.
Talent, man.

That made me giggle. Laughing out loud
But glad it went well. =D
Bayleen's picture

LE SALSA XDD She looks

LE SALSA
XDD
She looks adorably aweshum!
And I'm glad that your mom was really understanding and accepting of your personal decision ♥
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Mr.Sanguine's picture

Pega; and a DEFECTIVE Gerbil

Pega;

and a DEFECTIVE Gerbil at that broskiii

Bayleen:

Wasn't really a choice, you don't really choose your sexuality xD
don't choose to be transgender either, I just don't feel like a girl, I feel like a guy. (:
Thank yoouu<3
Hart's picture

Aw dude that's amazing! I'm

Aw dude that's amazing! I'm glad it went well. And yay gerbils! they're crazy little things!I'm sure you'll take good care of it. <3

Darn, that is talent. Gosh,

Darn, that is talent.
Gosh, she's so cute ;A;

Congratulations on your mum taking it so well, by the way 8D
Mr.Sanguine's picture

Vee: I love gerbils |D I've

Vee:

I love gerbils |D I've had tons, it's nice to have one again~
Thanks 8D

Ammy:

Thank youuu<333
fff<3
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Is it strange that i read

Is it strange that i read this and think of a children's book? probably.
But I could just like, see this being some wonky plot line to a children's book.
.....oh, whatever. it's 2:30 am, it was bad enough 2 hours ago when I got overly excited because my clock was 12:34 am
*crawls under rock to sleep*
Mr.Sanguine's picture

LOL best childrens book ever

LOL
best
childrens
book
ever
eyestrain's picture

&hearts;


I don't strive to be the best, but instead I strive to do my best, and always give it my all every time.
-faunet
J!n's picture

Happy for ya.

Happy for ya.
Amazegenalo's picture

I'm happy for you,

I'm happy for you, Mr.Sanguine! ^_^

Regarding Salsa (nice name xD): maybe you should buy a second one? Gerbils are very social pets and feel better with company (it's just a suggestion! I don't want to barge in ^^").

She's adorable <3 And it's

She's adorable <3 And it's great your mother was chill Smiling Mine'll probably freak out if I come out xD
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Aww, she's cute! Good you got

Aww, she's cute! Good you got her! Whites are my favourite, only when they don't bite fingers... My friend has one, name's Snowflake, but she's a mini predator. She almost ate my friend's father's finger. O:O
Call me Deery. Smiling
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I wish I had your skills for

I wish I had your skills for coming out of the closet. And getting pets. Salsa looks darling ♥
Mr.Sanguine's picture

eyestrain: <3 Saosin: Thank

eyestrain:
<3

Saosin:

Thank you!

Amaze:

Her tail is messed up because she's hyper aggressive with other gerbils and gets into fights when a partner is caged with her. I knew that though haha, I've raised Gerbils in the past (:

Theswan:

aww, Good luck when/if you do D8

Deerth;

Really? I've never met a nippy gerbil myself

Saanra:

I had a panic attack honestly XD my mom was just very supportive
Starling's picture

I'm glad she was all cool

I'm glad she was all cool about it :D DUDE YOU'RE SO RIGHT. That's skill br0. D'awh, I think I would have picked the same if I were you. I always look out for the kinky, not so normal animals. XD
Mr.Sanguine's picture

despite how aggressive Salsa

despite how aggressive Salsa is with other gerbils, she's a total brosis to me ='D
eee thank you eue
Kaoori's picture

Glad all went well. I was

Glad all went well.
I was grinning. ^^
MissButterflyCaught's picture

<3 Wonderful news! See? You

<3 Wonderful news! See? You had all that anxiety over nothing!
[right]

I'm so happy it went well for

I'm so happy it went well for you. <3

And omfg, your gerbil is adorable.

Yay! I'm very happy for you,

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Yay! I'm very happy for you, glad she was understanding~

I had some gerbils once. They're awesome little critters.
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Salsa is adorable. I'm so

Salsa is adorable.

I'm so glad it went well. <33

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Kaoori: <333 thank you

Kaoori:
<333 thank you ;u;

Butterfly:

haa true |D

Lung:

thank you<3

And yesss isn't she adorable ;u;

Skitties;
thankyouthankyou<333