No Gweneth, we're not drunk...well, at least I'm not yet BUT lets just say you're mother can be very seductive when she is frying her brain cells. cB
AND DON'T YOU EVER USE MY OWN METHOD OF PAIN AGAINST ME. -swipes slappin' fish-
-chants- SWIPER NO SWIPING, SWIPER NO SWIPING.-/chants-
AH MAN. -snaps fingers and scurries off-
/end of insanity
PFFFFT. DONT SWIPE MAI SLAPPIN' FISH THAT IMMA SLAP
PPL WITH! >8C -swipes back- GET DRUNK NOW. -puts a bottle of beer down mai daddeh's throat-
DRINK IT. DRINK IT I SAAAAAAAAY!!!! D8<
WHUT WOULD MY MUMMY DO EEEEEEH?
She is the one that TEACHES ME these thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiings >8C
NOW DRINK IT. HURRY.
*spongebobtime*
CHEW CHEW CHEW, AND SWAAAAAALLLOOOOOOOW. LOLWHUT.
WHUD YOU SAY CHILD. I DUN SUPPORT YOU CHILLUN' DRINKING. -glurp- I NEHYER SAID THAT. -falls over- OHMAI SGROBABE YOU LOOK 'SPESHULLY NICE TUHDAY. OM YES SIREE. I'D LIKE A BIT OF THAT SHAKE PLZ. MHMM. PASS THAT BOTTLE O'ER HERE PLZ GWEN DEARIE. <3
200 bby. DENSITY I LOVE
DENSITY I LOVE YOU.
-- Dannii <3
I LOVE YOU TOO.
-MAKEOUT- ALSO I MEANT TO
ALSO I MEANT TO SAY 100.
EDIT: WHICH WOULD ALSO BE WRONG SO LETS PRETEND I SAID 101
dalmations-- Dannii <3
OKAY THIS IS GOING TO BE
I call the firehydrant.
OHBABEH. HUFUHFUHFUH I WANT
HUFUHFUHFUH I WANT THE SHOE.
LOL THAT WAS DIRECTED
BUT ITS OKAY DENSITY YOU CAN PLAY TOO LAWL. AND THERE'S SOME HAWT SEX FOR DESSERT DKFJDLKFJSDLKFJDKLFD.
*GASP* THAT DESSERT SOUNDS
HI!!! |D Comissions ^w^
UH HUHHH OH YEAH I KNOW
UH HUHHH OH YEAH I KNOW YOU WANT SOMEEEEEE. C8 NICE 'N HOT FROM THE OVEN. LUL.
PEOPLE BAKED INTO PIES LUL /MRS LOVETTS FTW.
ITSAPARALDA.
OHAITHAR. WHO ARE YOU
WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH MY HORSE.
HUFUHFUHFUHFUH.
SEX. EMIVA'S
Nono. It's...HOT sex.
BAKED DAILY YESSIR. <3
OHMAMA.
OHYES. EMIVA'S
OHNOES.
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WHO'S THE BOOM KING? I'M THE
I'M THE BOOM KING.
WHO'S THE BOOM KING?
-- Dannii <3
THE WHAT NO. SEXPLZ.
SEXPLZ.
-RUNS THROUGH WITH A TRAY
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Feed Me!
Adopted from Valenth
MUFFINS! *gives chase*
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HURAAGHHHH *chases madly*
MRS LOVETT'S MUFFINS
OLOOK I FOUND A FINGER IN MINE HURHURHUR. -eats-
*stays in position* :I MAI
omai.... I shall slap them both with some salmon that has some toppings and stuff.
ON GAURD.
fail'd ''OTL
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QUICK TURN THE PAGE! D8
No Gweneth, we're not
AND DON'T YOU EVER USE MY OWN METHOD OF PAIN AGAINST ME. -swipes slappin' fish-
-chants- SWIPER NO SWIPING, SWIPER NO SWIPING.-/chants-
AH MAN. -snaps fingers and scurries off-
/end of insanity
PFFFFT. DONT SWIPE MAI
PPL WITH! >8C -swipes back- GET DRUNK NOW. -puts a bottle of beer down mai daddeh's throat-
DRINK IT. DRINK IT I SAAAAAAAAY!!!! D8<
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-GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG- WTF.
WHUT.
WHUT WOULD MY MUMMY DO
She is the one that TEACHES ME these thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiings >8C
NOW DRINK IT. HURRY.
*spongebobtime*
CHEW CHEW CHEW, AND SWAAAAAALLLOOOOOOOW.
LOLWHUT.
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CHIHUAHUAS WILL RULE THE WORLD!
-AMUSED- -- Dannii <3
-- Dannii <3
LAWL. this is SO
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(No subject)
WTF.
IDK MY BFF DANNII.
........GARBAGE
........GARBAGE DAY!
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|Roscoe|Faline|
WHUD YOU SAY CHILD. I DUN
WHUD YOU SAY CHILD. I DUN SUPPORT YOU CHILLUN' DRINKING. -glurp- I NEHYER SAID THAT. -falls over- OHMAI SGROBABE YOU LOOK 'SPESHULLY NICE TUHDAY. OM YES SIREE. I'D LIKE A BIT OF THAT SHAKE PLZ. MHMM. PASS THAT BOTTLE O'ER HERE PLZ GWEN DEARIE. <3
.......Mum. You got some
omai. I wish i could get back in the forest.
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-falls over-
-falls over- VODKAAAAAAAAAAA~ -russia jumps from plane-