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Flarg. Swiped from Ravyn.

Name: Patch
Single or taken: Happily taken.
Gender: Female.
Birthday: March 2nd.
Sign: Pisces.
Hair color: Auburn-ish.
Eye color: Green/hazel.
Height: 5'4".
Are you straight/bisexual/gay?: Bisexual, but mostly gay.

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Where is your favorite place to shop for clothes?: Hot Topic, or raiding my brother's closet.
Online: Not really.
Favorite designer?: Tripp.
What is your most comfortable outfit?: Comoflage Tripp pants, mottled brown shirt, long-sleeve olive overshirt. Oh, and my black and white striped gloves, black and white checkered bandana, and fedora over the bandana.
What do you usually wear?: Anything comfortable and big.

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What kind of shampoo do you use?: Whatever's in reach.
What are you listening to right now: I Don't Care - Apocalyptica
Who is the last person that called you?: Dad. *grumbles*
How many buddies are online right now?: Dunno. I'm not logged into anything.

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Food: Lots of stuff.
Girls names: Mackenzie and Emily.
Boys names: Vincent, Jack, Cyrus, and Jasper.
Subjects in school: Art, science, and English.
Animals: Velociraptors, deer, any kind of snake, red kangaroos.

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Given anyone a bath?: Yep.
Smoked?: Nope.
Bungee jumped?: Nope.
Made yourself throw up?: Nope.
Skinny dipped?: Nope.
Ever been in love?: Currently am.
Made yourself cry to get out of trouble?: Nope.
Pictured your crush naked?: Yep. But I get to see her like it all the time, so I really don't have to imagine it.
Actually seen your crush naked?: Hells yes.
Cried when someone died?: Yep.
Fallen for your best friend?: Yep.
Rejected someone?: Had to.
Done something you regret?: Mhm.
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lolwhutgais

Sorry I haven't been in the forest or online in like..forever..

But I've been in the back bedroom with Brittany (my fiance), and the internet doesn't reach back there. Not yet, anyway.

We're planning on getting another router back there so we can get it, so..yeah..

The only time I am online is when I'm paying bills, really..but hopefully soon, this'll all be better, and I'll be back in the forest and talkin' to you fine folks much more often!

<3

Patch: *buttnuzzles everybody*
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Human deer

A'ight..I finally found pictures for all my deer if they were human.

Lemme know what you think! <3

Oh, and sorry for the huge pictures..

Young Patchimus:
Presetn Patchimus:
Charlie:
Sassafrass:
Carousel (she never shows her full face):
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Larunaaaaaa

If you could get onto Yahoo, I'd like to talk to you about somethin'..somethin' important.
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Jumpin' on the bandwagon again

Who are you?
Patchimus D'Ortega, pleased to meetchya!
Charliiieeeee..
Hiiiii! Sassafrass! 8D
Carousel..

Do you have any brothers or sisters?
M'yep. Ravi. My widdle bruddah.
Hells no.
Yeeeees. Lots of brothers! Uuuh..Shindig's my twin..then we've got my big brothers, Riddle, Valorstep, and DeusXMakina..
I don't think so..I'm not sure.

Do you have a mate?
Liiiiiiihl! *nuzzlespasms*
Pft. Like I'd want one of those. ..though I wouldn't mind one..
lawl Not yet.
No..I'm not sure if I'll ever have one.

Do you have any kids?
Oh gawds, yes. Riddle, Valorstep, DeusXMakina, Shindig, Sassafrass..
Eeeew. No.
Not yet! <3
No..at least, not yet.

What is your favorite food?
LILLYPADS! 8D
FAWNS! *foams*
Mushrooms are mighty tastey.
I don't think I have a favorite..pinecones, maybe.

Have you ever killed anyone?
Oh heavens, no.
Yeeeees.
D8 No!
I don't think so..

Do you hate anyone?
Hate, no..dislike, yes.
EVERYONE. ..not really, no.
Of course not.
No.

Do you love anyone?
Liiiiiiihl! And all meh babehs. And Laruna! 8D
NOOOOO.
My whooole family. 8D
Not particularly..

What is your status in the forest?
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Silent..

..I get to blame you for my great obsession and overhaul of my laptop wallpaper and icons and messenger icons of Pyramid Head. *shakes a fist*
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Charlie's bio -construction-

UNDER HEAVY CONSTRUCTION 8D



[=#8BB381]Name: Charlie
Pictogram: here
How to remember: My girlfriend says it looks like a weathervein, so there lol
Title: Creature of the Night (lol Rocky Horror)
Theme song: Getting Away With Murder - Papa Roach
Gender: Stag
Age: Ageless
Appearance: Peacock pelt, orca antlers, and fan mask, and he's rather skinny with long, skinny legs, and a long neck.
Personality: He's a mean son of a gun, so anybody he sees (save for Minion), he'll taunt, rear up against, and try to scare off. So don't mind him. He won't actually hurt you. He's truly lonely, but is too insecure to admit it to anybody.
Locations: Wherever he wants to be. Generally with any deer he can try to intimidate.
Likes:
-Eating fawns
-Intimidation
-Fog
-Night
-Zombies

Dislikes:
-Twin Gods
-Goody-goodies
-Deer that gang up on him

Mate: None
Friends:
-Minion

Family: None
Other:
-If he's feeling lonely, he'll generally hide out in the Great Oak.

Fanarts:

by Silent
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lawl

lawl I has four deer now c:

-Patchimus

-Charlie

-Sassafrass

-Carousel
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For Laruna..



<3
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Jumpin' on the bandwagon

What do y'all fine folks think of Patchimus?
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