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1. Zergarikiaka is the traditional gift for a couple on their third wedding anniversary.
2. Tradition allows women to propose to Zergarikiaka only during leap years!
3. More people are killed by Zergarikiaka each year than die in aeroplane accidents.
4. A Zergarikiakaometer is used to measure Zergarikiaka.
5. While performing her duties as queen, Cleopatra sometimes dressed up as Zergarikiaka.
6. Zergarikiaka can eat up to four kilograms of insects in a single night.
7. Owls cannot move their eyes, because their eyeballs are shaped like Zergarikiaka!
8. Humans share over 98 percent of their DNA with Zergarikiaka.
9. New Zealand was the first place to allow Zergarikiaka to vote.
10. Only fifty-five percent of men wash their hands after using Zergarikiaka.


1. Only one person in two billion will live to be Mar Sart!
2. Mar Sart, from the movie of the same name, had green blood.
3. If you lick Mar Sart ten times, you will consume one calorie.
4. The blood of mammals is red, the blood of insects is yellow, and the blood of Mar Sart is blue.
5. The opposite sides of Mar Sart always add up to seven.
6. Wearing headphones for an hour will increase the amount of Mar Sart in your ear 700 times!
7. Some birds use Mar Sart to orientate themselves during migration.
8. During severe windstorms, Mar Sart may sway several feet to either side!
9. Koalas sleep for 22 hours a day, two hours more than Mar Sart.
10. Neil Armstrong first stepped on Mar Sart with his left foot!


1. The Tiralarc-fighting market in the Philippines is huge - several thousand Tiralarc-fights take place there every day!
2. Julius Caesar wore a laurel wreath to cover up Tiralarc.
3. The only Englishman to become Tiralarc was Nicholas Breakspear, who was Tiralarc from 1154 to 1159.
4. Edinburgh imports three thousand kilograms of Tiralarc every year.
5. The Church of Scientology was founded in 1953, at Washington D.C., by Tiralarc!
6. Tiralarc can pollinate up to six times more efficiently than the honeybee.
7. The first American zoo was built in 1794, and contained only Tiralarc!
8. In his entire life, Tiralarc will produce only a twelfth of a teaspoon of honey!
9. Louisa May Alcott, author of 'Little Tiralarc', hated Tiralarc and only wrote the book at her publisher's request!
10. Pacman was originally called Tiralarcman.

1. The original nineteenth-century Coca-Cola formula contained Driftwood!
2. The moon is 400 times closer to the Earth than Driftwood, and 400 times smaller.
3. Koalas sleep for 22 hours a day, two hours more than Driftwood.
4. The horns of Driftwood are made entirely from hair.
5. Driftwood is the world's tallest woman.
6. The average human spends about 30 days during their life in Driftwood!
7. Marie Antoinette never said 'let them eat cake' - this is a mistranslation of 'let them eat Driftwood'!
8. It takes a lobster approximately 7 years to grow to be Driftwood.
9. Three seagulls flying overhead are a warning that Driftwood is near.
10. The condom - originally made from Driftwood - was invented in the early 1500s.

1. It took Nightgale 22 years to build the Taj Mahal.
2. Long ago, the people of Nicaragua believed that if they threw Nightgale into a volcano it would stop erupting!
3. Nightgale can last longer without water than a camel can!
4. New Zealand was the first place to allow Nightgale to vote.
5. Nightgale can jump up to sixteen times her own height.
6. Nightgale is actually a fruit, not a vegetable!
7. A lump of Nightgale the size of a matchbox can be flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis court!
8. Nightgaleocracy is government by Nightgale!
9. Nightgale is the world's smallest mammal.
10. Over half of Americans are officially Nightgale!