The Xemnas Reports; Entry Five
August 21, 2010 - 8:43am — thecapturedplanet
"Today was slightly strange.
It started out...decent, I suppose, having gotten wind that Roxas had managed to get himself hurt, I wasn't surprised, he lets his...false, emotions, get the best of him.
I don't know what he sees in that doe Kaoori, though I must admit I am most...curious, about her as well.
That little fool, he won't let me stay close enough beside him to inspect his wounds, he hardly lets me stay close enough to ensure that he won't be jumped by some unknown foe.
I'm through suffering at the hands of his and Xigbar's damn jokes though, nobody listens anymore...
What are they planning behind my back? an uprising?...if I didn't know better I would say I was...paranoid...
I turned Roxas into a small white bird though, it soothed me a bit.
I don't understand their jumping around, their laughter, I joined, wondered if I was missing something, but, I just don't get it, nothing happened...
I don't like, how Saix and Axel act towards eachother.
Or I suppose I don't care, no, I don't care.
silly me.
in another life I would have said I was jealous
I know Axel is up to something.
This forest is driving me to the brink of insanity, nobody to trust, ha! nobody, the irony is as sweet as turpentine.
I find myself wondering what to do, torn between staying close to watch the others, or leaving, sitting by myself.
Yes, I did that earlier, when I saw Him with mine
I don't know why, I didn't care, it shouldn't have mattered, it didn't matter, my legs moved on their own.
he followed, and while once I would have been...pleased? might have asked him to come, a found myself wishing he had stayed behind.
But I didn't tell him to leave, why bother.
He left of his own accord eventually anyway, and I was joined by that doe, Kaoori.
She's a curious girl. We spoke for a while.
I returned to the others eventually, allowed them to drag me into their pointless games until exhaustion nipped at my ankles like a heartless' claws.
I was surprised when Roxas allowed me to rest beside him. he left eventually though.
I surprised myself really, bothering to stand and nuzzle (god I hate that word so much) him as he left, I don't know why I did it.
This damned forest, Axel, Roxas, you all, fools, your silly games and silly acting, it's rubbing off on me.
I don't like this.
Any of this, paranoia, and the creeping insanity at the back of my mind, this forest will drive me to ruin.
I'll find a way to escape, yes, I'll leave, that's what I'll do.
even if they all die so that I may flee
Poor Xemmy's cracking
xD he really just needs
and JESUS YOU ARE UP LATE.
er, early?
asodifuadf OH, HOW I ADORE
Speaking of Axel, it was quite amusing to have him mentioned so many times-especially loved the line with the different coloured fonts. Methinky Saix and he will lie low for a while now, lest Xemnas figure out they have a bit of a connection more than I figure he has already realized. And as we have a history of stupidly catchy trashy songs, I now have Axel going 'dontcha wish your girlfriend was hot like me' going around in my head. Oh, what a vision ♥
Also, that last line ♥ Wooow. And this is why Axel wants his plans to ripen :B I THINK XEM IS LOSING IT. On the plus side, perhaps he won't want Kaoori bumped off which is always a positive.
We'll get him some scented candles to calm those nerves ♥ AWESOOOME
... |D ANYWAAY FFFFFF
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ANYWAAY
FFFFFF thank you ;w;
I actually love your Axel, I'm always paranoid that I'm doing poorly, Xemnas is a hard character to understand, normally I just let characters...do what they want? but bajeezus xD he's hard.
ff thank you so much ;w;
HEY HEY YOU YOU XEM' DON'T LIKE YOUR GIRLFRIEND~~~ /shot
For the record, I was gigging
I'm surprised that he's the first to crack x3
Hehe, yeah. I was suprised
And Saix is STILL very concerned about that. XD He's being like "Superior? .... Are you ill? You're... being very confusing, now." and trying to figure out how to take a deer's temperature. XD
He only started jumping around because Xemnas was. XD; Like it was an order.
YES the lines with different colors were awesome.
Haha, Saix's going to have to do some double time butt kissing to ease the paranoia.
I love reading these
Poor Xemmy is losing his miiiiind D8 He needs a therapist or something *pats* For the record, the only reason Roxas let Xemnas sit next him is because he was too tired to move XD And a little sore, but that's his own fault for jumping around so much >:|
I need a therapist after
Zerg; ='D yeah, he was trying to find out if they were doing something useful.
Haru; Roxas is so cruel ;;
HE JUST WANTED SOMEONE TO CUDDLE WITHHHH
And some anti depressents =\
oh GOD can you even imagine Xemnas at a therapists?
Therapist; "how do you FEEL about that?"
Xemnas; 8| "I don't"
oh god xD
XD; Oh gosh, Xemmy at a
He'll drive the guy nuts. WITH HIS UNFEELINGNESS AND
AND POTENTIAL MANSEX OBSESSION.XD AND WHEN I WAS A YOUNG
AND WHEN I WAS A YOUNG NOBODY
ALL THE OTHER NOBODIES CALLED ME NAMES
LIKE MANSEX /SOB
I can picture it now XDDDDDD
Hurr. Saix would probably
Hurr. Saix would probably have to poke his head in at that point and comment on how he lives up to that name.Poor, Poor mansex. XD
Let's not forget how he got beat by two teenagers after turning into like a freakin' king+dragon thing. XD
and has a thing for his second in command.