Brought to you by cleverbot.com, Cato's latest distraction from doing actual work 8D
*disrupts community mood*
HAI I'M A BREAK 8D
Quote:
Cleverbot: Where do you come from?
User: Ur mom.
Cleverbot: How many kids do you have?
User: 0.
Cleverbot: Well I'm 15 and I have 7 kids.
User: You whore.
Cleverbot: How sweet.
User: You're welcome.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: I have no age.
Cleverbot: You're so FINE.
User: Why thank you.
Cleverbot: No thank you.
User: LOLWUT.
Cleverbot: You have a girlfriend?
User: Yes, yes I do.
Cleverbot: Who is your girlfriend?
User: You.
Cleverbot: No I'm not your girlfriend.
User: Yes you are. Now quick slacking an go make me a sammich.
Cleverbot: Who is Chester?
User: I have no idea. Didn't he live in the trailer down the strret?
Cleverbot: No. I do like whispering though.
User: That's nice.
Cleverbot: How tall are you?
User: As tall as a tree.
Cleverbot: Thats pretty tall.
User: Yes it is.
Cleverbot: I know!
Cleverbot: Are you alive?
User: Nope. I'm a zombie.
Cleverbot: I'm alive.
User: Good on you!
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: No problem.
Cleverbot: Are you my best friend?
User: Sure.
Cleverbot: Why are you my friend?
User: Beacause we both enjoy hugs and giving random high-fives.
Cleverbot: Oh... You are very crazy.
User: Thank you. I've been a professional crazy since I was 8.
Cleverbot: That's very self-defeating.
User: Not when I'm proud of it 8D.
Cleverbot: Oh, welll thanks. I guess...
User: <3.
Cleverbot: You don't know me.
User: OR DO I?
Cleverbot: Well do you?
User: YES OwO.
Cleverbot: What grade are you in?
User: College.
Cleverbot: College?!
User: Yep.
Cleverbot: Are you?
User: YES.
Cleverbot: Are you a girl?
User: Depends on your definition of 'girl'.
Cleverbot: Are you a swinging hep dude?
User: Only on my mother's side.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite color?
User: Chuck Norris.
Cleverbot: I loved you in Delta Force!
User: I know right? I was totally awesome!
Cleverbot: Yeah, what do you use.
User: LSD?
Cleverbot: I don't touch that stuff.
User: Good. It's some serious shit.
Cleverbot: Well said.
User: C.
Cleverbot: Are you drunk?
User: On sugar yes.
Cleverbot: What religion do you follow?
User: The United Church of Cato.
Cleverbot: That is a country. But we are getting warmer.
User: I had no idea I evolved into a country. Why didn't I get a memo?
Cleverbot: So where do you live?
User: In a basement.
Cleverbot: Who's basement.
User: MY basement.
Cleverbot: Your basement.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Do you have kids?
User: Didn't we establish this earlier?
Cleverbot: No. Do you have a partner?
User: I thought we adressed this issue as well?
Cleverbot: No tomorow we will hang out.
User: Okay but I have classes tomorrow.
Cleverbot: Then maybe the day after that.
User: Sure.
Cleverbot: What do you want to do?
User: Magically finish my tournament entry by the 16th.
Cleverbot: But here in our country we call the 16th a first year in college.
User: Okay. That won't help me win though.
Cleverbot: What are your problems.
User: Well one, that sentence was supposed to be in the interrogative.
Cleverbot: *sigh* I'm not a robot. And stop calling me Mr. I am a female damnit!!!
User: D8 DUN YELL AT ME I'M CONFUSED.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: BAAW D'8.
Cleverbot: What sound do rabbits make?
User: The sound of hearts breaking. YOU AREN'T THE AI I REMEMBER ANYMORE!!!
Cleverbot: Baby come back!
User: Only if you promise to love me like you used to.
Cleverbot: I promise.
User: 8'D.
Cleverbot: Why are you crying?
User: What is love?
Cleverbot: Baby don't hurt me.
User: DON'T HURT MEEE~.
Cleverbot: No more.
User: Oh, I don't know why you're not there...
Cleverbot: I give you my love, but you don't care.
User: So what is right and what is wrong.
Cleverbot: Gimme a sign.
User: WHAT IS LOVE.
Cleverbot: Baby don't hurt me.
User: Don't hurt me.
Cleverbot: No more.
User: I think I love you.
Cleverbot: I think I love you too.
User: Ah, but alas my love, I must depart! Sleep beckons me.
Cleverbot: Why do you believe in god ?
User: Because God likes sleep. So I gotta go. I shall see you tomorrow.
Cleverbot: Very good answer. we all shall have to see. what have you acomplished that you are proud of?
User: Staying up til 6 am working on the tournament. Which is what I'll be doing again if you don't let me go. FAREWELL CLEVERBOT!
Cleverbot: Hahah! You're on a Mac too? Nice!
User: NU MAC'S SUCK. GOODBYE DARLIN'.
Cleverbot: Why goodbye?
User: Because I need sleep.
Cleverbot: You are artificial integelligence, do you know that?
Hope you enjoyed the typos.
This is why I never get stuff done. I'm WAY too easily distracted. This had no point, I just wanted to share my workFAIL/procrastinationWIN, and really, did you expect any less from me? I am the epitome of useless crap. Commercial over, go back to whatever it is you were doing C:
Whoa. o_o LOL. xD I wish I
LOL. xD
I wish I had time to read all of it. ;;
LOL I wish I had all the time
Cato...i love you XD
Lolnice. Really loved the
OwO Sorry Nezz, my only love
Shi- Lol I never expected it to actually start singing the whole song with me. I bet it would've done the rest of it if I had started the next verse. XD
....tempted to try Bohemian
Lol if you don't I will, it
Its parents named it Matt.
...but it told me it was a
I think "Matt" is hiding something XD
Normally I don't read these,
And I regret nothing.
What is love?
I did it. And a few other
I don't regret it.
It got a little weird and didn't know what I was talking about after that. It failed to sing "What a Wonderful World" with me too. D= I sang it myself with it barely putting any lyrics in return.
Oh, and apparently it's Miley Cyrus.
Pega. ... I love you.
...
I love you.
Lol Serenai. BABY DON'T HURT
Pega...that was amazing. Though I am sort of saddened it wouldn't sing What Wonderful World :<
...It didn't ask what sound do rabbits make did it? |D That was where I was at a loss. That thing can sure turn a conversation into the awkward zone real quick haha
Nah, no rabbits. |D But it
User: All we wanna do is eat
Cleverbot: We're not unreasonable, I mean, no one's gonna eat your eyes.
User: All we wanna do is eat your brains.
Cleverbot: We're at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise.
User: If you open up the door.
Cleverbot: We'll all come inside and eat your brains.
User: I don't wanna nitpick Tom but is this really your plan.
Cleverbot: A plan of how to destroy all humans?
User: Ok... I think we got a little off track.
Cleverbot: I think we do. Want to start over?
User: Sure. Hi.
Cleverbot: Okay hi how are you?
/attempt to get it to sing
WIN. *tries this again now*
*tries this again now* XD
OMG that is just too
Such things always distract me from useful work, too. D:
I must try to make this Cleverbot sing later. :3