Superlong meme fail- don't even bother reading xD

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Gawd. WHY.
Filled it out as humandeer because that made more sense.
And I took off 3 or 4 questions off the end because I honestly couldn't think of answers.
EDIT: SORRIEZ for bumping plahhh I had answers for the wrong questions on a few of them. FAIL.
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Basic Statistics

Name:
My name’s Fledermaus Rineheart, pleasure to meet you.
Masque Rineheart.
Nickname:
Fled is much easier to remember. My parents used to call me Maus.
Masque is my nickname.
Meaning of name:
It’s the German word for ‘bat’.
Comes from Old English spelling. Short for Masquerade.
Origin of name:
The bat has been a symbol and trademark of our family for generations.
My parents met in Venice.
Age:
I am twenty five
Thirty three
Sex:
Male
Yes please
Blood type:
O+
O+
Nationality:
German and French
Same
Ethnicity:
Caucasian
Same
Political Party:
I’m not very political
Don’t care
Socioeconomic level as a child:
Upper class
Same
Socioeconomic level as an adult:
Lower middle class
Lower middle
Birth date:
November 9th, 1983
December 23rd, ‘76
Birth place:
Stuttgart
Stuttgart
Describe their dwelling/house:
I live in a small one bedroom apartment. I’d like to move into a house sometime.
It’s about 10x10 with bars around the walls and guards out front.
Occupation:
I work in a letterpress and printing studio.
Lost my job.
Hobbies/Pastimes:
I love to play the piano, collect old cameras, read, take walks, and listen to classical music.
Antique car shows, gambling, drinking, music, collecting vinyls, and drinking.
Talents/Skills/Powers:
I suppose people say I’m good with the piano.
Fixing cars, card games, and appearing sober when I’m not.
Birth order:
I was second.
First and only.
Family:
-clears throat- I do miss my parents ever since leaving them. I wish we all got along better than we did.
They hate me, I hate them. End of.

Past History
Hometown:
Stuttgart first, then Frankfurt, then we moved to Illinois.
This is boring.
First Memory:
I remember my first trip to Bruges.
Being ignored.
Childhood:
It was…difficult.
I wouldn’t wish my childhood on anyone. Shitty, to say the least.
Most important childhood event that still affects him/her:
Erm…probably running away.
Becoming invisible the moment he was born.
Why/How?
I regret it every day; I can’t imagine what my parents thought about me after that.
Everything went downhill because of him.
Other memories/events that still affects him/her:
All the traveling I was able to do as a kid, and meeting Wyvern.
Getting thrown in jail the first time.
Why/How?
They are good memories, of which I wish I had more.
It sucked, and I didn’t learn a damn thing from it.
Past failures s/he would be embarrassed to have people know about:
…Letting my family down. Failing to be a good son and brother.
Where to start? Probably the love life.
Why/How?
I regret a lot of my childhood, and I don’t want anyone to think that I’m still that way.
Pfft. It’s such a crash and burn, it’s embarrassing to think about.
Favorite parent:
I’ve always felt closer to my mother.
I dunno. I guess my dad.
Why?
She taught me a lot, and she did everything to protect me.
-sigh- Well, he never called the cops on me, unlike her.
Biggest role model:
Probably my music teacher, back in private school.
Shyla.
Why?
I learned a lot from him, and he seemed to actually care about my progress and even helped me with some personal issues.
She’s everything I wish I was. If anything, she taught me to care about people other than myself.
Biggest disillusions from childhood:
That every family is perfect, and that ours ever had a chance.
That my parents give a shit about me.

Physical Characteristics
Height:
I’m 5’9.
Haha, 5’11
Weight:
Erm, about 135 lbs.
About 140.
Posture:
I was taught to stand up straight and proper.
I don’t care.
Build:
I’m pretty thin and lanky, heh.
Average? I’ve got some muscle, though. –arm flex-
Race/Species:
Human.
Criminal.
Skin:
I’m a little pale.
Average.
Hair:
Dark brown; I don’t let it get too long.
Light blond. When it gets too long I shave most of it off.
Widow’s peak?
No, I don’t think so.
Nope.
Ears:
Erm, average?
Average, I guess. Right one was pierced at one point, but ripped out.
Eyes:
Dark brown.
Same.
Nose:
It’s a little crooked since it was broken.
Ha ha.
Mouth:
I’m told I have a small mouth.
Dunno. I have a pierced lip.
Face shape:
I’ve never noticed.
I don’t know.
Expressions:
I think I have a reserved kind of expression.
I have a snarky grin a lot.
Describe their smile:
It’s very shy, and I don’t like to show my teeth.
Hah, I have a very signature grin. It’s very pretentious. And I tend to flash my teeth.
Hands:
I have long fingers, which is good for piano.
I don’t know. Normal.
Feet:
I’ve never paid too much attention.
Normal?
Tattoos/Scars?
I have a handful of small scars, nothing remarkable.
Nine tattoos, but I could always use more. The scars are fun to brag about.
Glasses/Contacts?
I have to wear glasses to read.
I’m supposed to as well, but I don’t care so I don’t do it.
Left/Right handed?
Left.
Left.
Virgin?
A gentleman doesn’t kiss and tell….
Jesus, no.
Distinguishing features:
I’m not too sure, I’m not very distinguishable.
What’s not to like?
How does s/he dress:
I have a formal and vintage style.
Kinda vintage and western, I guess? Sometimes just a t-shirt or a tank if I’m lazy.
Jewelry:
I don’t wear any.
A couple of rings. Good for face-punching with.
Other accessories:
I wear a tie or cravat every day, and I always carry my pocketwatch.
I usually wear a bandana and my Stetson fedora.
Weapons:
Not my thing.
I like revolvers. Mine’s a S&W .44 magnum. It’s sexy.
Are they generally balanced or clumsy?
Balanced, I suppose.
Whatever.
Mannerisms/Poses/Movement:
I tend to keep good manners in mind.
I honestly don’t care how I act.
Describe their walk:
I have a very straight and postured walk.
Usually stumbling around. I walk quickly, though.
Habits/OCDs/Obsessions:
I tend to straighten myself out and always try to look professional.
I touch my hair too much..
Health:
My health is fine.
Awful. I have all sorts of shit wrong with me.
Speech Patterns:
I talk evenly and clearly, like I was taught to. But I do pause a lot.
I slur my words sometimes. I tend to sound drunk when I’m not.
Unique phrases/words:
Not really.
I usually use pet names for any females I talk to. And I can’t help but swear like a sailor.
Voice:
It’s very quiet and reserved.
Thanks to smoking, I have a pretty rough, low voice. Sounds like I swallow gravel.
Describe their laugh:
I smile more than laugh. For some reason, I have trouble sounding genuinely humored, heh.
It’s usually a snort of laughter, or just silently cracking up.
Style (Elegant, shabby, etc):
Formal, I suppose.
I told you earlier.
Physical Flaws:
I think I keep my head down too much.
Cigarette teeth/breath and perpetual drunkenness.
Physical Qualities:
I’m pretty average as they come.
I don’t know.
Greatest Physical Flaw:
Erm, I’m not sure. I’m pretty embarrassingly thin. And I have uh…problems with having kids. I believe it runs in the family.
Well the disease and cancer is a bit of a downer. Plus I’m almost completely infertile. Sexy, am I right?
Best Physical Quality:
I honestly don’t know.
Haha, do you want a hint? I get compliments from women, let’s just leave it at that.

Intellectual/Mental/Personality Attributes and Attitudes
Intelligence Level:
I never went to college, but I always had a high GPA in school. I try to teach myself some subjects.
Pfft. I’m smart with a few things.
Known Languages:
German, French, English, and Latin.
German and English.
Character's long-term goals/desires in life:
To have a successful future and just to make up for my own family’s shortcomings.
I just want my friends to be alright. All three of them.
Character's short-term goals/desires in life:
I’d like to speak Latin fluently, and maybe get another job in teaching the piano.
Get out of jail. Also, buy a 1970 Dodge Charger.
How self-confident is the character?
Heh, not enough.
I act like I am, but really I’m not.
How does Character see him/herself?
I think I’m rather boring, actually.
I think I’m an asshole.
How does Character believe s/he is perceived by others?
I don’t know, people think I’m polite but probably overly so.
Most people think I’m a junkie.
How does Character express themselves?
Music, easily.
I just keep that shit to myself until it breaks free, I guess. Nobody wants to hear about my problems, trust me.
Is this character generally dominant or submissive?
I’m very submissive. Far more than is healthy.
Dominant with most people.
Patience level:
I have a lot of patience. I don’t like to bother anyone by seeming uninterested.
Hardly any. I get pissed off in the blink of an eye.
Does the character seem ruled by emotion or logic or some combination thereof?
Usually logic, but sometimes emotion takes over.
I can’t control myself logically at all. Emotion gets the better of me every time.
Most at ease when:
I’m with friends or Wyvern, or playing music.
Drunk.
Ill at ease when:
I’m with strangers or crowds; I can be very socially awkward.
Sober.
Describe their sense of humor:
I actually have a rather poor sense of humor, unfortunately. Entertainment is difficult for me.
Dirty jokes.
If granted one wish, what would it be?
For everyone I love to be happy in life.
…Same.
Why?
Because my friends and family mean everything to me, and I hate to see them unhappy.
Ready for sappiness? Because my friends are better people than I could hope to be and they deserve to always have the best.
Character/Personality/Mental/Social Strengths:
I try to be there for anyone who needs me, and I always try to be civil and well mannered.
I guess the fact that I’d do anything for my friends.
Character/Personality/Mental/Social Flaws:
I’m much too shy and awkward.
Everything else.
If they could be described with one of the seven virtues, which would it be?
Temperance
Ha.
If they could be described with one of the seven sins, which would it be?
Envy
Wrath. Is drunkenness a sin?
Biggest Vulnerability (non physical):
I worry about what people think of me.
I’m cut down easily and I lose hope in everything.
Optimist or Pessimist:
I try to be optimistic.
Hah, I can’t help but be a pessimist.
Introvert or extrovert:
Definitely an introvert.
Extrovert, especially with women.
Greatest Fear:
Drowning terrifies me.
Losing any of my friends.
Other Fears/Insecurities/Phobias:
Crowded places make me a little uncomfortable.
Any time someone actually trusts me.
Peculiarities:
Not really
Nah
Biggest regret:
Oh, a large part of my childhood. Picking up bad habits, and running away.
Meth. That shit messed me up.
Biggest accomplishment:
Heh, I thought I’d never find love, so I think it’s a pretty big accomplishment.
Nothing.
Minor accomplishments:
Quit smoking, teaching myself a language, and starting over on my own. I regret it but I think it was an accomplishment, nonetheless.
I can’t do anything right.
Musical talents/instruments:
I’ve played the piano since I was a toddler, and the violin as well.
I played the piano, but I wouldn’t call it a talent. I’m okay with a bass guitar.
Secret desires:
Well…I’m not at liberty to say.
How much time to you have? I’ll give you hint; they’re all names.
Character's darkest/deepest secret:
Heh, I’m not that deep.
I have a kid. And I killed someone accidentally, but didn’t get caught.
Minor Secrets:
I actually enjoy some non-classical music.
Nothing important.

Relationships with others
Relationship Skills:
I tend to put anyone before myself. And I try to make everyone happy.
Oh christ, here we go.
Loves:
I love Wyvern with all my heart. –timid smile-
-long sigh-
Lusts:
Erm…-blush- Nobody that I shouldn’t.
I’ve probably lusted after every female I’ve met.
Crushes:
None outside of my relationship.
Fine, you wanna know? I’ve had a crush on all three of my friends at some point. Forcing myself to ignore it. –crosses arms-
Lover(s):
Wyvern.
Ha, no one really loves me.
Best Friends:
A lot of it might be one sided, but I think of Laruna, Darcy, Mystress, Rowan, and Wyvern as my closest friends.
Tuna, Shyla, and Aegle.
Friends:
Too many to list- I’m try to be friends with everyone I meet.
See above.
Hates:
-sigh- I can’t bring myself to hate anyone.
Anyone who hates me.
Dislikes:
I…nevermind. Nobody.
Mmhm. Mostly everyone.
Rivals:
I was sort of born into a rivalry, but I try to take no part in it.
Eh, I’ve started to not care anymore.
Pets:
Stella, my border collie.
Not my thing.
Sexuality:
I’m straight.
Straight.
Sexual fetishes/fantasies:
-blush- Um, nothing.
They usually involve guns and violence. –grin-
Describe their first sexual experience (with whom, willingly or otherwise, etc):
Heh..um, like I said. It’s not really open for discussion.
Some chick from way back when. I was 13, she might have been younger. Probably not consensual, now that you mention it.
What kind of person would s/he consider to be the perfect mate?
Wyvern’s everything I could ever ask for and more.
Nobody, unless you’re into being cheated on and treated like shit.
Is the character judgmental of others and how so?
I hate to be judgmental. I think people can always change.
First impressions are usually what I go by.
How is s/he perceived by…
Strangers?
I’m not sure strangers notice me.
As a drunk bastard.
Friends?
Well, I hope they don’t mind me too much.
I really don’t know, to be honest. I think I piss them off.
Wife/Husband/Lover?
Hopefully she feels the same about me as I do with her.
Ha.
What happens to change this perception if at all?
I’m not sure.
I don’t know.
What type of people does s/he like or associate with?
Anyone, really. I’m open to meeting any type of person.
Mostly women. Anyone who knows how to have a good time.
What type of people doesn’t s/he like or associate with?
Violent or angry people.
People who think they’re better than everyone else.
What do family/friends like most about character?
Maybe my sensibility?
Probably nothing.
What do family/friends like least about character?
Probably my inability to be outgoing.
Just about everything.


Favorite:
Color:
I’m partial to blue and gray.
Red.
Clothing:
Well, I wear vests, ties, and slim jeans usually.
My leather jacket, jeans, whatever I can find.
Place:
I love Belgium, it’s beautiful there.
Italy.
Food:
Hmm, I like almonds quite a bit.
Is whiskey a food?
Music genre:
Classical.
Rock & roll. All about the 50’s and 60’s.
Song:
Well, I’m partial to Schumann’s ‘Kinderszenen’.
Mmhm, probably Lou Reed’s ‘The Gun’ or Johnny Cash’s ‘Hurt’.
Movie:
I haven’t seen many movies, but I’ve seen Casablanca, Gone With the Wind, and a few other classics, and they were pretty good.
Bullitt, American History X, and Dirty Harry
Book:
I like ‘Pride & Prejudice’ and ‘A Tale of Two Cities’.
Johnny Cash’s autobiography.
Historical figure:
Thomas Edison.
I don’t remember anything from history.
Subject in school:
I was partial to English literature.
Surprisingly, I was good with math.
Animal:
Deer, probably.
I like crows for some reason.
Quote:
”Friendship is precious, not only in the shade, but in the sunshine of life, and thanks to a benevolent arrangement, the greater part of life is sunshine.” – Thomas Jefferson
"I don't have a drinking problem 'cept when I can't get a drink." - Tom Waits.
Least Favorite:
Color:
Hm, I can’t say I have one.
I’ve never thought about it.
Clothing:
Well, I usually don’t like anything that makes me look shabby.
Stuff that doesn’t fit. I hate baggy clothes.
Place:
Maybe South America? I’ve been once, and it wasn’t really my favorite. I prefer Europe.
Jail.
Food:
I don’t like foods with lots of additives and artificialities.
Anything not Italian.
Music genre:
I can appreciate all kinds of music, but I just never listen to most modern stuff.
Most everything outside of rock & roll is shit.
Subject in school:
I had a hard time with math, above everything else.
History.
Animal:
I don’t think I have one.
Bats. They’re creepy.

Simple Pleasures:
Playing or listening to music.
Um, booze and sex?
Greater Pleasures:
Spending time and having fun with any of my friends.
…Booze and sex?
Where does this character like to hang out?
Outside. There’s a few nice trails through the woods nearby.
Bars.
Where is this character’s dream place to live?
I’m not sure. Somewhere simple and away from the city, and preferably a scenic area.
I’m fine with living in the city. Anywhere other than county is fine by me.
Motto/Personal quote:
Hm…I can’t think of one.
”Live fast, die young?” I seem to be living by that whether I like it or not.
Mode of transportation:
I walk or take the bus.
My sexy car.

Most prized possession:
My piano.
My black ’65 Mustang.
Why?
It was my great-grandfather’s, and it has a lot of personal value.
Because I love cars, and it’s a classic and I put years of work into it to make it run again. And it’s just a sexy car.

Emotional Characteristics
Describe character's sense of morals:
My morals follow common sense and courtesy.
I actually have some morals, despite popular belief. I don’t give much thought to myself or guys, but I’ll step in to protect any women or kids.
Describe character's etiquette:
Well, I was brought up learning every bit of politeness I could take in. I’d say I have a good sense of it.
Everything I was taught wore off. Etiquette is basically foreign to me.
How does this character act in public?
Civil and polite, but very shy.
Like a jackass.
How does this character act at home?
The same way, I suppose. I’m more talkative at home.
I’m usually drunk.
How has this character most changed from childhood?
I’ve become a little more self-dependent.
Not nearly enough. I’m a little less of an idiot, though.
How have they remained the same?
I’m still the same as far as mannerisms and personality, I think.
Mostly everything is the same. I’m slightly less psychotic.


How does this character deal with or react to:
Anger:
I never get outwardly angry.
I give into it too easily.
Sadness:
I try not to let it get to me.
Drown it with booze.
Conflict/Danger:
I’m no good with conflicts- I stay out of it.
Anything to protect my friends, I’ll do it.
Fear:
I don’t do well when I’m nervous about anything.
Doesn’t affect me.
Change:
I’ll embrace any change for the better.
Sometimes its needed.
Loss:
It’s an awful feeling, and it sticks with me for a while.
One of the few things that I’m actually afraid of.
Sex:
-cough-
I love it. C:
Homosexuality:
It doesn’t bother me at all.
Weirds me out.
Pain:
Again, I try not to let it get to me.
Used to it.
Stress/Pressure:
I do my best to overcome it. Usually I just work harder.
I don’t do well with stress. I go a little psycho.
Guilt:
Guilt sticks with me for years and I can’t shake it until I make things right.
It messes me up. Especially since I’m shit at apologizing.
Being wrong:
I acknowledge it, and try again.
I dunno. It usually keeps me from trying.
Being criticized:
I’m open to criticism, I’ll take it to heart.
I’d be a rich man if I had a nickel for every criticism I got.
Praise:
Well, I’m more likely to continue to do whatever I’m praised for.
I wouldn’t know.
Love:
At first I thought it was impossible, but luckily that’s changed.
Better for everyone if I stay out of it.
Being hated:
It gets to me, unfortunately.
I’ve stopped caring.
Public Humiliation:
I become very nervous.
I get angry and react easily.

What does this character think/feel about:
Children:
I don’t know. I’d sort of like to…but it seems unlikely. Plus I’m afraid of doing something wrong.
-sigh- Never got to see her. I know she’s alone now, and I honestly want to find her. But, never gonna happen.
Homosexuality:
I think it’s unfair to keep away certain rights from them. They are perfectly normal and should be treated as such.
I don’t get it.
The opposite sex:
I tend to get along with them easier, for some reason.
Yes.
Politics:
I am mostly apathetic to politics.
I don’t care.
Religion:
I wasn’t raised religious, so I’ve never gotten into it. I believe in doing good just because you want to.
No such thing as god.
Science:
I find it interesting.
Don’t care.
Killing/Murder:
It’s wrong, regardless of who they are or what they did.
Some people get what they deserve.
Love:
It’s the best feeling to know you’re loved…I should hope everyone gets to know what it feels like.
I gave up on it after realizing it’s scientifically impossible to love me.
How does the character view life?
I’ve been able to do alright so far.
Good for laughs, I guess.
How does the character view death?
Frightening, but inevitable. It’s just a part of life.
At least have fun with it.
How does the character view society?
It has it’s good and bad parts.
Most of it blows.
How does the character imagine his/her own death?
Hopefully no time soon and rather painless.
Liver failure. I’ll know in about 5-8 years.
What does the character want out of life?
Happiness for the people I love, nothing more.
I don’t know. To not feel alone, I guess.
What would the character like to change in his/her life?
I’d like to be more approachable.
Anything at all.
What motivates this character?
Self-fulfillment.
Alcohol.
Why?
I want to feel like I am capable of accomplishing anything I’d like to.
Why not?
What discourages this character?
The feeling of overwhelming failure.
Being turned down by women.
Why?
Well, it’s disheartening, I suppose.
Because it makes me realize I’m not as irresistible as I think I am. –grin-
What makes this character happy?
Friends, music, any of my hobbies.
Jack Daniel’s
Why?
They are just simple things I enjoy.
Because it’s Jack Daniel’s, my life essence.

What makes this character sad?
Seeing my friends or family upset.
Every time I piss of one of my friends.
Why?
I just hate to see someone I care about distressed, and especially if I can’t help.
Because I’m a jackass and I let everyone down, that’s why people hate me. :|
What makes this character angry?
I can’t think of anything. I guess my brother angers me sometimes, but I’m not one to hold grudges.
My parents and childhood, mostly.
Why?
I think he doesn’t realize how hurtful he’s been/can be.
They hated me and made my life a living hell.

What most describes this character's personality?
Polite, quiet, calm, and considerate.
Bitter, snarky, drunk, violent, and sarcastic.
Psycho analysis (Describe why they act the way they do):
I guess I was always taught to behave like a gentlemen and that chivalry is never dead.
I dunno. I just do what I want, and I really don’t care about consequences. I do what feels good.
Does it stem from childhood or an event, or chemical?
Childhood.
Same.
What is this character all about (if they can be described with one word)?
Courtesy.
Alcohol.

Spiritual Characteristics
Religion:
Non religious.
Strongly atheistic.
Does the character believe in a god or goddess?
I don’t think so.
Nope. .
What are the character's spiritual beliefs?
Nothing, really. I’d call myself humanist, if anything.
None.
Is religion or spirituality an important part of this character's life?
No.
Nope.
If so, what role does it play?
-
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Superstitions:
I don’t have any.
Me neither.
Chinese Zodiac:
Pig
Dragon
Astrological Zodiac:
Scorpio
Capricorn
Element:
Water
Earth

Other
If this character were an animal, what would they be?
Oh, probably a bat. Heh.
I haven’t given it much thought. A hyena.
Why?
Just my namesake.
They’re greedy, disgusting, sexual deviants. Describes me perfectly.

IF this character were the opposite sex what would they
Do?
Hah, I’m not sure.
Feel myself up.
Say?
I don’t know.
”So. You come here often?”
Feel?
Confused. –chuckle-
My boobs.

If this character were to be characterized by an object, what would it be?
Maybe a piano.
A bottle of Jack.
Why?
It’s a big part of my life.
I’m an alcoholic, what do you expect?
What song best fits this character?
Schumann’s ‘Traumerei’.
Cash’s ‘Hurt’.
What if? ...
I’m sorry?
-eye roll- Leaving now.

I WILL READ ALL OF THIS AT

I WILL READ ALL OF THIS AT SOME POINT IN MY LIFE, I PROMISE <3

-- Dannii <3
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wow...it really is long!