1. What is your full name? Do you have a nickname?
My full name? Oh babe, if ya' really want to know... Sithrim Mateus Kylian Moonslicer.
2. How old are you? When is your birthday?
I am 20 years old for the moment. And, if you do wish to congratulate for my 21th one, make sure to write a big 'awesomest birthday' in the sixth day of the sixth month in your calendar. (;
3. Where were you born? Where do you live now? Are you patriotic?
I was born in Lisbon, Portugal. I grew up there and I'm quite proud of the wonderful beaches there; I love the United Kingdom and France too, although they are both too cold countries...
4. Who are/were your parents? (Names, occupations, personalities, etc.)
Let's skip that, shall we.
5. Do you have any siblings? What are/were they like?
I have a younger sister, Gwenhwyfar. She's... heu, blonde, blue eyes, ... she's just like me in the opposite sex! Yes, indeed; she's just as hot as me.
6. What is your occupation?
Surf, sex, sleep sex, sex and sex.
7. How tall are you? How much do you weigh?
I'm like... 1m85cm, for the win! And about 80k.
8. What color is your hair? What color are your eyes?
I'm the brand new Brad Pitt : blond and beautiful baby green eyes!
9. What is your race?
My race...? I don't fit any... I'm just so Sith'!
10. To which social class do you belong?
I'm everything you want me to be.
11. Do you consider yourself to be attractive? Do others?
Well that is a pretty pathetic question. (:
12. What is your style of dress?
Surfer, rapper, badboyish... I love large and cosy clothes.
13. Do you have any scars? Tattoos? Birthmarks? Other unique physical features?
A tattoo on my shoulder. And... Unique physical features, huh...? let's find a hotel and I'll show you!
14. Do you have any allergies, diseases, or other physical weaknesses?
I'm 100% ecological.
15. Are you right- or left-handed?
LOL. Hm, right handed. Doesn't mean I don't know what to do with my left hand.
16. What does your voice sound like?
Nastiest thing you can imagine.
17. What kind of vocabulary do you use?
Fuck, what?
18. List three quirks or other defining characteristics.
That's a boring question.
19. How often do you bathe? Do you wear perfumes?
Yes, a man has to clean himself regularly if he wants to please ... I do use a perfume: Boss Elements Aqua. But I do think my natural scent is auto-sufficient.
20. What kind of facial expression do you commonly wear (dour glare, wry smile, etc)?
Smirk smile.
21. Do you use body language? How?
Everytime... it's like something impossible not to do with me. I often bite my lips when something pleases me. I love to move my eyebrows.
22. Do you have a commonly used saying?
" Carpe diem. "
"If I walk, follow me. If I die, take my revenge. If I back down, kill me. "

CHILDHOOD

23. What is your earliest memory?
You don't wanna know.
24. How much schooling have you had? Did you enjoy it?
Yes, I did enjoy it a lot at the beggining.
25. Where did you learn most of your knowledge and skill?
In some books... in school, mostly.
26. How would you describe your childhood in general?
Horrible.
27. As a child, what did you want to be when you grew up?
A cowboy.
28. When and with whom was your first kiss?
When I was 14, with a girl of my class; her name was Lily.
29. Are you a virgin? If not, when and with whom did you lose your virginity?
Kiddin' me? I lost it when I was 15.
30. Do you have a notorious or celebrated ancestor? Does that affect you?
None.

INFLUENCES

31. What do you consider the most important event of your life so far?
My birth.
32. What do you consider your greatest achievement?
Reaching 18 years old!
33. What is your greatest regret?.
Hm, I can't remember one right now. I don't regret anything because I can't change it anyway.
34. What is the most embarrassing or shameful thing ever to happen to you?
Puking in school bus... pretty embarassing but uh, I got over it kiddies!
35. Do you have any secrets? If so, what are they?
It's a dirty little secret; but I'm not saying it here, am I? It's too dirty. You don't wanna know.
36. What is the most evil thing you have ever done?
Killing a cat ? hehe.
37. When was the time you were the most frightened?
When Gwenhwyfar cried all night without telling me what was wrong.
38. Have you ever traveled outside of your country? If so, to where?
Yes, to cities like London, Paris, Strasbourg, Madrid, Rome, Florence.

BELIEFS

39. What is your alignment?
The bad side rocks...
40. Are you basically optimistic or pessimistic?
Hm? I'm both, heh!
41. Do you believe in a god? If so, which one and why?
I believe in me.
42. Do you believe in an afterlife?
I dooo! We just... can't die forever!
43. What is your greatest fear?
All women of the world dying and watch the world go gay.
44. What makes you angry? Sad? Happy? Why?
A lot of things can make me angry. I don't like to be judged for something I didn't do. I don't like it when someone cries because I betrayed them.
45. Do you think people are basically good or basically evil?
Basically both.
46. What are your views on politics?
Bunch of lies? Take me away from that!
47. What are your views on gambling, lying, theft, and killing?
There's a good side of it, yes.
48. How far will you go to defend your beliefs?
My beliefs may not be others', why would I want to hear others agree with me? I think what I think.
49. How much do you value money?
It's pretty. But dangerously corrosive.
50. In your opinion, what is the most evil thing any human being could do?
Become a priest and refuse to have sex. Seriously, whatthehell?
51. Do you believe in self-sacrifice for the greater good?
What..?
52. Do you believe in the existence of soul mates and/or true love?
I do believe that there is someone out there that will match you 100%... personally, I think I fit everyone, haha! Okay okay... dirty things later...
53. Are you superstitious?
Of course not : Being supersticious brings us bad luck, hah!
54. How much do you respect the beliefs and opinions of others?
As much as I want them to respect mine.
55. How honest are you about your thoughts and feelings?
Sometimes hiding them is just a way to defend yourself.
56. Do you have any biases or prejudices?
*yawn*

DEALING WITH OTHERS

57. Who is the most important person in your life, and why?
Hm... that is a really hard question, dude. I have many.
58. Who is the person you respect the most? Despise the most? Why?
I respect everyone as I can...
59. Do you have a significant other? Who? Why?
My sister, because she is one of my protegées.
60. Do you have a lot of friends? Who is your best friend?
I do have some friends. Plus, I have several best friends.
61. How do you relate to members of the same race? Class? Sex?
I relate to them in everyway... if you know what I mean. (;
62. How do you relate to members of a different race? Class? Sex?
As well as above!
63. Have you ever been in love? If so, describe what happened.
I was in love with a girl once; or it was more like a crush. I don't know. She was older. Now, I am in love heuh... I think. Oh yeah, heum.. whatev's.
64. What do you look for in a potential lover?
Open relationship, intense feelings, passionate moments, no omissions.
65. How close are you to your family?
Far away, except for my Gwennie.
66. Do you want a marriage, family, and/or children?
Hey, I'm still young, right..?
67. Do you tend to argue with people, or avoid conflict?
I do argue a lot, dumb and ignorant people piss me off.
68. Are you a listener or a talker?
It depends for the people, but I'm more like a talker.
69. How long does it usually take for you to trust others?
I follow my intuition, it depends of the person, their face, their words.
70. Do you hold grudges?
Sometimes.
71. Do you tend to take on leadership roles in social situations?
Yeah, I'm the boss here!
72. Do you like interacting with large groups of people?
Not very large groups, but yes.
73. How well do you express yourself?
Body language never fails...
74. How quickly do you judge others?
Fast enough.
75. Do you care what others think of you?
Only positive points.
76. Do you have any enemies? How or why are they your enemy?
Yes I do have several. Why? For hurting those I like, protect or love. For insulting me. For betraying me.

PERSONAL TASTE AND OPINIONS

77. What is your favorite pastime? Color? Food? Possession?
Sex, red, women, beds.
78. What are your preferences in arts and/or entertainment?
Anything visually stimulating.
79. Do you smoke, drink, go whoring, or use drugs? Why or why not?
I do smoke sometimes cuz' it's cool. But never do drugs kiddies!
80. How do you spend a typical Saturday night?
HAHA, come along and we'll start an orgy.
81. What is your most cherished fantasy?
Sexual fantasies? Huh? Every single of them!
82. How long is your attention span?
I have so many abilities... I can use them all together when I want to.
83. Do you laugh a lot? What do you find funny?
I DO. Well, everything FUNNY. AKA intelligent jokes.
84. Is there anything that shocks or offends you? If so, what?
Racism shocks me!
85. How do you deal with stress?
Gotta live with it.
86. How much athletic ability do you have? Artistic?
I am quite sporty when I want to... but I'm also lazy sometimes. I like to paint.
87. Do you like animals? Do you like children?
I totally love dogs. And I like children as well, they're such inoffensive creatures.
88. Are you spontaneous, or do you always need to have a plan?
Both. Plans rock. Being spontaneous too.
89. Do you have a pet? If so, what is his/her name? Species? Fur color? Etc…
My dog Guadiana is a german shepherd.
SELF-IMAGE

90. What is your greatest strength as a person? Weakness?
Awesomesauce vs. egotism.
91. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
Hm, my little finger.
92. Are you generally introverted or extroverted?
Extro'.
93. Do you like yourself?
Guess.
94. Do you have a daily routine? How do you feel if your day is interrupted?
I hate routine. Everyday has to be different for me.
95. What goal do you most want to accomplish in the next six months? Your lifetime?
I don't have any serious goal...
96. Where do you see yourself in 5 years? 10 years? 20 years?
... in bed.
97. If you could choose, how would you want to die?
Smashed by an ambulancy in the middle of the night.
98. What is the one thing you would like to be remembered for after your death?
All my lovers.
99. What three words would you use to best describe your personality?
Sex, guitar, sex.
100. What three words would others probably use to describe you?
Cool, cool and cool. Yes, thrice.
101. Why are you risking your life to adventure?
Because life is an adventure.






# Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
[...] Pamela Anderson with her sexy red bikini unleashes her inner lolita in the [...]
# Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?
Is that to see how long my third leg is or something?
# Before you started this survey, what were you doing?
Copying and pasting it, duuuuh.
# What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Don't remember.
# Without looking, guess what time it is
69pm? Crap, that doesn't even exist.
# Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
68pm... I owe you one!
# With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Crybaby brushing his teeth.
# When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Hmm, like some minutes ago I guess... playing with my dog a bit.
# Did you dream last night?
Last time I didn't sleep... too busy with something else ; )
# Do you remember your dreams?
Yes, sometimes. I keep forgetting them after a while though.
# When did you last laugh?
It would be more intelligent to ask me why...
# Do you remember why / at what?
HOHO, I NINJA'D YOU.
# What is on the walls of the room you are in?
A weird tiny square... wait, it's a window.
# Seen anything weird lately?
A naked Crybaby.
# What do you think of this quiz?
Doesn't kill my boredom.
# What is the last film you saw?
Can't remember.
# If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live?
Hmm, Maldives maybe. Or somewhere else. Dunno.
# If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
That actually happened to me.
# Tell me something about you that most people don't know.
Hm.
# Do you like to dance?
Yeaah fuckin' cool isn't it.
# Would you ever consider living abroad?
Of course, why not.
# Does your name make any interesting anagrams?
Hello, my name is Shitrim.
# Who made the last incoming call on your phone?
Crybaby because I couldn't find my cellphone.
# What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer?
Lotsa lotsa prooooon, duuuuuh.
# Last time you swam in a pool?
Hmm yeah, fucking good. Crybaby came along so we kinda had the time of our life. (Crybaby crying on the background)
# Type of music you like most?
Dunno man... I like many genres.
# Type of music you dislike most?
Hm.
# Are you listening to music right now?
Nope.
# What color is your bedroom carpet?
Can't remember.
# If you could change something about your home, without worry about expense or mess, what would you do?
Add a window.
# What was the last thing you bought?
That's a question for women... dunno, food?
# Have you ever ridden on a motorbike?
Sure I have. Also wanna know what I rid else?
# Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving?
Yes, just to scaaare Crybaby haha.
# Do you have a garden?
I dooo I dooo I dooobidoodoo.
# Do you really know all the words to your national anthem?
Really really...? ... of course I do.
# What is the first thing you think of when you wake up in the morning?
What a nice person is still sleeping next to me.
# If you could eat lunch with one famous person, who would it be?
Hm not sure... maybe Megan Fox?
# Who sent the last text message you received?
A random girl.
# Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?
Ericeira surf shop haha.
# What time is bed time?
You mean what time I fall asleep after oogie-boogie in bed?
# Have you ever been in a beauty pageant?
No but I should apply to one or something.
# How many tattoos do you have?
Just one.
# If you don't have any, have you ever thought of getting one?
Shush.
# What did you do for your last birthday?
Good stuff ; ) ask lil' Crybaby here.
# Do you carry a donor card?
Wtf is that.
# Who was the last person you ate dinner with?
Crybaby and pets.
# Is the glass half empty or half full?
Half empty, dammit!
# What's the farthest-away place you've been?
Depends of the epicenter.
# When's the last time you ate a homegrown tomato?
Fuck, can't remember. This is going to torment me my whole life.
# Have you ever won a trophy?
Dunno.
# Are you a good cook?
Sure I am, and this, girls.. this is a bonus!
# Do you know how to pump your own gas?
Rawr, I'm a pumper 5*.
# If you could meet any one person (from history or currently alive), who would it be?
Who cares.
# Have you ever had to wear a uniform to school?
No but I love when girls would.
# Do you touch-type?
I touch yeah.
# What's under your bed?
A secret place.
# Do you believe in love at first sight?
Sure... !
# Think fast, what do you like right now?
I'm really liking your idiot questions while Crybaby is lurking, makes me feel important.
# Where were you on Valentine's day?
Many places ; )
# What time do you get up?
Whenever I want.
# What was the name of your first pet?
Guadiana.
# Who is the second to last person to call you?
Hmwhat? Here, have my phone and check for yourself... geez.
# Is there anything going on this weekend?
LOTSAAA PRON, right baby?
# How are you feeling right now?
Naughty naughty. Crybaby is eating a carrot.
# What do you think about the most?
Lotsa things..
# What time do you get up in the morning?
Wasn't there a similar question before?
# If you had A Big Win in the Lottery, how long would you wait to tell people?
The day I'd spend it all.
# Who would you tell first?
My dog.
# What is the last movie that you saw at the cinema?
Avatar.
# Do you sing in the shower?
Yes, opera specially.
# What do you do most when you are bored?
Yawn? (yawns)
# What do you do for a living?
?
# Do you love your job?
Yeah.
# What did you want to be when you grew up?
A wanted to be a cowboy.
# If you could have any job, what would you want to do/be?
Pornstar or a lawyer. Always are double faced.
# Which came first the chicken or the egg?
Chicken, DUUUH.
# How many keys on your key ring?
4 keys.
# What kind of car do you drive?
I like BMWs.
# What are your best physical features?
Mhhhh is that an invitation? ; )
# What are your best characteristics?
Crap, let's go to bed.
# If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation where would you go?
Crybabyland.
# What kind of books do you like to read?
Playboy.. or Bible. Either. : P
# What is your favorite time of the day?
When Crybaby thinks he's gonna sleep earlier.
# Where did you grow up?
House?
# How far away from your birthplace do you live now?
A bit faaar.
# What are you reading now?
Your questions.
# Are you a morning person or a night owl?
Night owl.
# Can you touch your nose with your tongue?
Sure I can, I'm a bison for you darlin'.
# Can you close your eyes and raise your eyebrows?
Sure.
# Do you have pets?
Yes, a dog and Crybaby. (Crybaby hits him)
# How many rings before you answer the phone?
Until the song finishes! Sometimes it stops ringing meanwhile...
# What is your best childhood memory?
Dunno.
# Any new and exciting things that you would like to share?
I'M PREGNANT. Na kiddin', I use condomz.
# What is most important in life?
Procreating?
# What Inspires You?
My lil' angel is all I need most of the time to inspire me ; )