Revolution [Rhys/..?]
March 7, 2010 - 7:44pm — Alecsander
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"Are you satisfied now? Won't hear the end of it. There will be someone whining after that. "
Rhys grumbled and tried to ignore the groping hands on his side. It needed to trim his nails, but god help him if he ever said a thing. It isn't worth risking being erased just to get some sort of self-satisfied nit-picking done. It perched over his shoulder and just leered down with that crazed look in it's eye. Tch. Literal monkey on his back.
"Nope. Cause they're asking for it. I won't stand for that shit. You think I'll let them run away and complain? I didn't make their deer afraid of everything. I just exploit it"
"Some would argue you have a sick sense of entertainment. There are other people in this forest you know..."
Ugh. Now the laughter. Always the laughter. Why couldn't it find a new hobby? Maybe go bother Dhina for a while. No, he was the muse so he got it on his back. Like a devil and angel except the angel has a drinking problem, the devil is off his meds, and they're both the same mixed bag of nuts.
"P-People? No! There are deer. People...tehee I'm the only 'person'. I think therefore I am and I like my hobby thank you very much. It's fun to watch them cry and whine. It's like..my own little sandbox where I can do whatever I want because they fight to give me that right."
Sick Child.
"You realize this forest does not revolve around you..."
The tug on his ears, that loud shriek of delight and the catalyst to insanity that was provocation. Why couldn't he just keep his mouth shut? Was it because he too was secretly delighted? These foolish little childish antics and hell raising were amusing.
"But it does! it does it does it does! You stupid bastard! You rest your chubby little cheeks down and it all spins just. for. YOU!. Around and around and around it goes when it stops only you know because...it's all for you baby! Hehe...ha...ha..."
Ye gods he wanted the old one back. Where had he gone Rhys wondered? Probably found that new hobby.
Disappointment turned to neglect.
So here he was with this monkey darting about being irritating on purpose.
And he hadn't the faintest inclination to stop it. Because it was funny.
Maybe the real one would return some day. It had barely been a few days and it was hellish already.
This amuses me. I like the
"Like a devil and angel
That line killed me so much I got my mom to read it. It amused her too.
A level of fascination beyond