March 7, 2010 - 7:15pm — Alecsander
"For fuck's sake it's back again."
They sat and stared out from the rocks of the playground. It had started out as and continued to be one of those days. The days where you just want to run about raising hell for all of the stupidity that runs rampant. At least that was the smaller figure's opinion.
The larger bull just kept his silence and felt that it was a bit too warm to be active. He rolled over on his side and gave a soft grunt.
"Whats back now?"
"That deer."
"Which deer?"
"Doesn't matter. Any deer. They're all the same now days."
The stag grunted again and sighed. One of those days...
"Alright then. so what is 'it' doing that is bothering you now?
"Being a dumbass. I know that deer. They say 'ooh it's a timid deer' but there it is. Fucking running up and trying to get us to look at it. 'oooh look at me i'm scared of you'. Christ it's like a dog that you kick and it just keeps coming back for more abuse. Know what I wanna do? Really wanna know? I wanna go and chase it's stupid ass.
Give it the attention it wants.
You wanna be scared all the time? Oh I'll make you scared...."
"You sound like a psychopath when you say things like that. Just leave it alone. It will stop"
"Hah! stop?! Stop! You think it will stop lunchbox? Oh yes this deer might stop but the other one won't stop. You know how they work. Not getting enough attention being timid so they make a mean deer. Start attacking people. "
Rhys groaned and shook his head.
"And you say I'm the cynic."
"Watch your ass. I'm not in the mood."
He steadily got to his feet and glared over at his annoyance. The act of getting to his feet sent the pathetic creature scurrying back for the cover of the trees.
Feh.
Didn't even do anything.
Didn't have to do anything.
But I will...
He lept off the rocks and flailed after the deer. "WOOO!! BOOOGA BOOOGA look at me i'm EVIL! see me?! I'M EVIL CAN'T YOU SEE ME EVIL?! I'M SO EVIL JUST DOING NOTHING WOOOOOO! RUN FASTER YOU COWARD!"
Rhys groaned and curled up tighter into a ball trying to ignore the stupidity.
Damn Children.
They never learn.
These two always amuse me xD
That was an enjoyable read!
"Doesn't matter. Any deer. They're all the same now days."
My favourite line.
Lame comment is lame, but eh, it's the thought that counts..?
xD I can't wait to see what
I can't wait to see what happens.