Ok, ok...I don't usually jump on these bandwagons, especially when they get THIS bad XD But gosh darnit I have no creativity of my own! My deer are slipping developementaly and I think people are losing touch with and forgetting about them thanks to no more blogs or art, so I had to do something >< This seemed like a good way to let people get to know my two deer, even if it's just a little bit. I even tried to think up more questions to add for a tiny smidgeon of originality and could only come up with one lame one XD LAME, THAT IS ME.

Anyways, THANK YOU SCYTHE XD I had fun writing this, anyways.

Who are you?
’ Name’s Darcy -Offers too-charming smile and a bow-
I-I’m Sh-sh-sh-Shyla -nervous bow-

Do you have any brothers or sisters?
A brother, though, we‘ve only met once...
N-no, I w-was mommy’s f-f-f-first!

Do you have a mate?
-Frowns- -Clears throat and straightens up- Uh, me? Naaaw. Too high maintenance, does…-sigh-
-Snorts at Darcy- Path--th-thetic
-Growls- Shut it you li’l stut-..
Anyw-ways, w-w-what are m-mates even fo-for?

Do you have any kids?
Ugh, talk about high maintenance. They’re so annoying, and even when you find one that isn’t, they grow up to be ungrateful little brats! …The lot of them!
B-but I‘m st-st-still a k-ki-ki-kid!
-Snort- I rest my case, right?

What is your favorite food?
Clover! It never disappoints.
I-I like m-moo-moosh-shrooms! A-and th-those li-lil grubs in th-th-the p-pond logs!
-Stares-…Tell me you‘re kidding.

Have you ever killed anyone?
Errr…maybe. Inadvertently! The old bat had it coming, anyways -mutter-
-Stares- o____o
She did!

If you HAD a forest title what would it be?
Hmmm…is The Ladies Man taken?
Ooo! Ooo! Th-the F-f-f-ish Whi-whi-whis-perer!
…The FISH Whisperer? Charming, if not creepy…I prefer The Stuttering Wonder, myself.


Do you hate anyone?
Annoying fawns!
An-nn-n-oy-in-ing -st-stags wi-with b-big egos!
-Snicker- Don’t get so worked up, love, or nobody will be able to understand you
-Sputters- Sh-sh-shhhh-shut u-u-up! -turns red-

Do you love anyone?
All my friends…in a friendly way, of course. No romance. Noooo waaayyyy.
I l-lo-love-ve my f-friends too ^^

What do you do to relax?
Run. If I feel like bad thoughts might start bubbling up, running helps me forget…
I t-ta-talk t-to the f-fish. Th-they und-d-der-der-stand me!
…-snorts laughter-

There is a deer who is teasing you; what do you do?
-Stomps the ground and lowers head, waving antlers and sneering- You wanna say that AGAIN, punk?
-Frowns and looks down, kicking at the dirt- W-well, I…I-I t-tell them ni-nic-nicely t-to st-st-stop..a-and-
Ha! Then she‘ll try and act tough so the boys don‘t think she‘s a wuss.
-Flushes and growls- D-d-do-do-do not!!
Ahahahahahaa! You‘re too easy!


Do you have any special talents?
-Sparkling smile- Well, the ladies love me, so I must be doing something right.
Oh p-p-pleeeeeaaaase! T-tha-t-ts n-not a t-talent! ‘I‘ c-can ho-hold my b-breath a loooooooooong t-time in th-th-the p-pond!
Oh yeah, right, with your relatable fish. I bet the guys are going to think THAT‘s sexy.
SH-SH-SHU-SHUT U-UP!…W-wh-what-ts s-se-sexy? -Blink-

FIN. XD
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Scythe's questions!

How did he or she come to live in the forest?
I‘ve been here all my life. Came here the ‘usual way‘, haha.
-Tilts head- W-wh-what do yo-yo-you m-mean, u-u-usual w-way?
Never mind ><
…WELL I..d-don’t re-really know ho-ho-how I g-got he-he-here…-puzzles-

What is his or her favorite animal?
Well…the first animal I was transformed into was a squirrel, and I‘ve had a fondness for them.
F-Fiiiish-shies!

What is his or her idea of a perfect day?
One surrounded and appreciated by friends. -Sigh- It‘s been a while…
A r-r-rainy o-one! W-W-ith lot-ts of p-p-pl-play! An’ g-g-gi-giant m-mush-sh-shrooms a-are a pl-plus!

What is his or her biggest secret?
-Shifts- No secrets, I guess…Ask me anything and you‘ll get the truth, heh.
W-welllll…Um….Uhhhh….-frowns- I d-don‘t ha-have one e-e-ei-either…is th-that b-b-bad?