[Slight gore/cursing warning, but nothing tootoo serious, yes?]
Human or deer, it matters little. Just pick one, and I'll happily respond to you.
(The Rules)
1. I can't draw. At all. So if you desire to rp via drawings, then just know that I will not be able to reply in a similar fashion. However, if you still desire to use art, then you are more than welcome to do so.
2. My posts will the length or about the same length of your posts.
3. I can start, or you can start c: Dosen't matter which~
Jergens - (Deer open, Human open)
Faith - (Deer open, Human open)
Why bother asking? Jergens
He squatted down and put out a hand, snapping his fingers and clicking his tongue as Cry went to work getting their bowls filled. "Here kitty kitty~" he cooed, the accent along with the words and tone of voice making him all the more ludicrous.
The cat was a nice distraction, after all. The dog seemed to be minding his own buisness, but he so much as stepped in Jergens' general direction, then he was out of here. Food or not, he would be sprinting out of the hous screaming like the pansy he was.
"I'm always hungry..." he mumbled in-between his nonsense babble to Finn.
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Finn started eating but when the stranger appeared he lifted his gaze towards him, curiously sniffing his hand. After some seconds sniffing he just rubbed his head against Jergen's hand, purring already.
"Ah he likes you." Crybaby said smiling. He opened the fridge and looked at the food, wondering what they could eat. He couldn't cook really well because yeah... he didn't really know how.
"Uh... are sandwiches ok? I'm not a good cooker..." he said in embarrassment, looking at Jergens.
Guadi just continued eating and then slowly walked back into the living room when he was finished.
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He chuckled a little. "Yer better than I am, I can't even read the numbers on a stove let alone power a microwave." he smiled when the cat had walked over to him, lightly letting his hand swoop over his little black head to scratch behind his ears.
"Hm, I'll eat anything that's eatable, really." he sighed in relief when the dog left, just leaving him, his friend for life, and the friggen adorable cat.
"Cute little bugger ya got here, man." he grinned, letting both of his hands stroke the small feline's back, letting them drape over it's sides.
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Crybaby chuckled and first took out something to drink "Huh we only have coke or water... take what you want." he said, putting the bottles and two glasses on the kitchen table.
He then took out some meat, salad and something butter-like and other stuff, putting it all on the bar-kitchen-thingy (sorry I don't know the name of it:'D), cut some pieces of bread and started buttering it and putting ingredients on them."He really is." he grinned.
Finn licked Jergens' hands from time to time, purring happily and his curious, yellow eyes still observing the man.
Crybaby soon finished the sandwiches and put them on a plate on the table. "Take a seat and... well enjoy your meal, I hope they're good." he said smiling, sitting down himself and taking one of them... starting to eat.
((Imma selfish person :'D
Jergens was so absorbed with Finn that he didn't even notice his friend for life making food and offering it to him. He didn't even bother sitting down as he took the sandwich and shoveled it into his mouth in three quick bites before returning to Finn as if nothing had happened, gently licking the crumbs off his fingers, like always, as he pet him.
"I'm gonna assume that it was good, since I didn't really taste it." he bitterly chuckled to himself quickly standing up and letting Finn get his own more 'casual' meal, if you will.
"Where is Sithers, anyway? Buisness trip? College? What?" he tilted his head in confusion, obviously wondering why Sithrim would leave in the first place. Probably school or something, but Jergens simply didn't know.
(Fuhfuh Gingerface you missed
((Friend for live
Crybaby slowly finished his own sandwich and was drinking some coke now.
He looked up at Jergens "Uh... he's at a... surfing competition." he said quietly, lowering his gaze again. (Real Sith and I still didn't decide the definite reason yet but this could be one :'D)
He stood up, taking the dishes and placing them into the dish-washing machine.
Xylv~ ((Oh God, I so sorry!
Sir J? Oh wow...
It was rare for Jergens to just laugh out loud on a whim, but that... that called fot it. Sir J? Sir J!??! Oh God...
He rolled around the ground as he barked out throes of laughter, tears streaming from his eyes. He tried to speak, but only an insane sort of giggling was all he could manage.
Slowly, he calmed himself and sat up, gasping for breath and looking at her with a sort of new respect.
"Well, Reddy, I can't stop ya from calling me that, but still... Isn't that a bit of a silly name for someone like me? Please, I'm hardly noble."
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Munky~ ((Oh god, that fits him anyway xD loling so hard right now...))
Seriously? Wow... Just... Wow...
It took every atom and fiber of Jergens' self control to not start giggling like an insane little chipmunk. "That is so like him..." he snorted, quickly putting a hand to his mouth, suppressing tears that were welling in his eyes from holding it all back.
He quickly sat down and laid his head on the table, his body shaking with silent giggles. It looked almost as if he was crying, which he was, but not in sadness.
(It's okay -PAT- You
She jolted back in surprise before laughing too, shoulders shaking in amusement as she watched every little movement of the stag's. "Don't be ridiculous, of course you're noble! In fact, I'd say you're very very noble, Sir J." Red gave another light chuckle before shifting to her hooves. "You're very kind."
((ROFL 8'D)) Crybaby closed
Crybaby closed the machine and turned away, looking at him in surprise.
"Yeah b-but... why are you laughing? Is it so funny?" he giggled himself while asking.
((LAAAAAATE....)) --- Xylv~
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Xylv~ (D'aw... *ish patted* :3))
Kind, now that was most certainly a rare compliment. Then again, Jergens always thought of the 'human' deer more highly than the 'regular' deer anyway.
Still... Sir J?
"Well, like I said before, I can't stop ya." he grinned warmly and leapt to his feet, letting himself slosh across the river the sit beside of her, no longer fearing her presence.
"Not many people say that I'm kind, y'know?" he said, already comforted by her being near.
If a doe was paitent enough, then she could befriend him. This doe had certainly earned his trust.
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Munky~
He lifted his head up and wiped a tear from his eye, still chuckling and giggling. Why was it so damn funny? Who knows... But Jergens often laughed at the oddest things.
"Sorry, I dunno why It's so funny, it just is. Dosen't Sithers just look like the type that would surf?" this comment only made him giggle more, clutching his bony sides, almost ready to fall out of his chair.
Finally, he took a few deep breaths and managed to calm himself, his face a deep red from the exertion it took. After all, once Jergens started laughing, it was hard for him to stop.
He grinned "Yeah kinda..." he
He scratched his head in embarrassment. "U-uh... well... I still don't know where you could sleep though. We only have a couch and one... bed." he looked away again, feeling even more ashamed. It was too obvious that he and Sithrim were always sleeping in the same bed. "A-and if you want to take a shower... go ahead." he said, looking at him again while his cheeks were still reddish.
Meanwhile Finn had walked back into the living room and was now laying next to Guadi on the floor next to the big glass-door.
Munkel~ He watched the
He watched the little black cat leave for the... dog... Ugh... and turned back to his friend for life, a smirky grin coating his face.
"Man... I'd sleep on the welcome mat if I had to. I've slept on concrete most of my life, so I'll sleep anywhere ya throw me at." his smile was cheerful, but there was a serious, obviously noticable blur of sadness shading it. For a brief second, he felt an instense jealousy over the lasting bond his friend for life and Sithers had, knowing that his own with Faith had been shattered. Kaput. Gone.
He frowned for a quick second before forcing himself to cheer up, as much as it failed.
"I'm sorry..." he said sadly,
Munkel~ ((Ffff... CB made a
Ya better be...
He felt awful for how... jealous... How envious he felt. It was awful, really. Why did Faith have to die on him? Why had he run away? God damn it all...
He tried to smile again, but it quickly failed. "It's... It's alright, man. It's still kinda a sore subject for me... It's only been a few months, after all." he felt his voice crack a bit as he spoke, but he quickly forced himself to grin and waltzed out into the living room, tryng to sound cheerful all the way.
"So! Guess I'm sleeping on the couch then, right? It's all good, I always end up there, anyway. I'm fine with that, no biggie."
She chuckled, leaning to the
He quietly followed
"I'll get you a pillow and a blanket..." he said calmly, though he still felt sorry for him. He walked into the sleeping room, taking these two things and then he went back to Jergens "Is this okay for you?" he asked, handing him the pillow and the blanket.
He pressed his lips together, quickly making a step to hug Jergens kindly and then he turned around, walking towards the sleeping room "I wish you a good night..." he said, smiling weakly.
((let's say it's late evening already :'D))
Xylv~ He giggled and rolled
He giggled and rolled to his side, letting his back press against her side. "Some people just call me lotion, so believe me, it's not near as bad as other names." he closed his eyes and sighed contently.
At the comment on his accent he flicked an ear, a wide grin on his face. "Awful, ain't it? I grew up in New York, awful place. Glad to get out of it." he chuckled, saying nothing more on the matter before continuing.
"Meh, to each his or her own, I guess." Then again, he was often never at all nice to does. This one was an exception though, just because she had once been human.
"New York? Oh wow~! I lived
Munkel~ ((Damn time-skipping
Wow, blankets and a pillow too? He was in heaven... He usually never got those thingswhen he stayed at someone's house. He felt even more awkward when his friend for life pulled him into an embrace before quickly walking off.
He offered a tiny 'good night' in return before plopping himself on the couch, savouring it's soft feel. When was last time he had slept in something soft, anyway?
Oh.
The day before Faith died...
Jergens quickly rolled over and pressed his face to the couch's back, sobbing helplessly, hoping that the noise would be muffled just enough for Cry not to hear. His tears would no doubt stain the sofa's back, and leave evidence in the morning, but at this point, he could have cared less.
((Jergy dosen't cry that often. I hope Cry is damn proud of himself xD))
((:B N-nooo don't cry ;A; omg
N-nooo don't cry ;A; omg what shall I do what shall I do!
Crybaby sleeping or comforting him? Naaah dunno what to do x'DDD
hm... though I love imagining him comforting poor Jergy :'B))
Xylv~ ((You are so cruel to
He personally hated his accent, but whatever. If she liked it then that was her opinion. Seriously, saying 'yer' all the time really managed to grate on his nerves sometimes.
"I'm guessing ya never went to the states or what?" he asked her curiously, wanting to know more about her, and unconcerned that he might be prying.
He visibly winced at her new little name for him "Because Jergens is the name of some famous lotion brand. One of my boyfriends told me that, if I recall. Yeah, ya can stick with the 'Sir J' thing, Reddy. Frankly, it sounds nicer."
Munky~ ((Timeskip, have him
((End it? Never!! :'D if you
Crybaby firs undressed himself before he would go to bed. He was already wearing some boxers and was pulling over a random t-shirt of Sithrims'. He loved wearing his large t-shirts (which obviously were too big for him)...
But then he heard a quiet sob. He slowly sneaked towards the now almost dark living room.
Jergens was... crying? He felt concerned and slowly walked towards the couch, seeing his newest friend sobbing.
He wrinkled his eyebrows in worry "H-hey..." he whispered, kneeling down and gently touching Jergens' shoulder.
"Oh I'm awfully sorry, Sir J
Munky~ ((Ffff... I dun mind
There were, by far, many times when Jergens had felt so ashamed of himself that he had just wanted to melt into a little puddle of Jery-lotion-sauce. Damn, this kid had good ears... Surely Sithers would be proud of him.
Jebass...
(Ding dong the man is dead, the man is dead)
He forced the blanket over his entire being, hiding himself like a little kid would. Yes, he was weak, and he would admit that. Why did he have to be so weak
"I'm fine, go away." he muttered, a bit more harshly then he had wanted to.
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Xylv~
He listened, biting back the insults he wanted to make about his homeland, not really wanting to ruin the fantasy for her, after all. He just curtly nodded his head in reply, a fake grin plastered on his face.
Of course, the grin soon turned genuine. Oh my, had he just slipped out his sexuality? How silly of him~
"Got a problem with queers, Reddy?" he asked, a bit of a threatening tone in his voice, almost as if her answer would decide whether or not their new friendship would terminate.
Instead of frowning and
Xylv~ Well, she was aburdly
Well, she was aburdly polite about it. Really, a simple 'yes' or 'no' would have sufficed, but whatever. He owed her a story, anyway after she had gushed her own little life-story on him.
"Naw, ya didn't offend me. I'm just a bit defensive about it... No biggie." he smiled reassureingly before quickly frowning at her next question.
"Hm... My parents kicked me out because of it. Bastards... So... Yeah... I guess ya could say it was hard."
She flinched, then gave a
Xylv~ ((Hur, going to bed now
He raised an eyebrow, tempted to just list all the curse words and bad phrases that he had learned in his past life, but wisely decided against it.
"Depending on my mood, Reddy, my mouth can get get a hellova lot worse." he chuckled. "Mm... My parents were pretty close-minded about that sort of thing. It might of turned out different if they hadn't... caught me... So to speak." he grinned devilishly and let Red interpret what he had meant herself.
(Night night, sleep tight
"Oh my!" She giggled loudly, not used to such stories. Red imagined her own mother's face at that, which only made her laugh more. "Oh, Sir J you're very bad you know." The doe stated, shaking her head to rid herself of tears. "Is your boyfriend here?"
I want to... but I'm too
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"N-no..." Crybaby sighed,
He pulled Jergens' blanket down a bit so he could hear him properly.
"A kind man who has lived many painful experiences in his life already once told me that it's okay to cry... that it's always good to let it all out, right?" he forced himself to a weak smile though his eyes looked sad as well.
"Come..." he gestured him to sit up, slightly lifting his own arms to hug him...
Xylv~ The smile on his face
The smile on his face faded for a second at her question. "He... Died... While I was still human..." he muttered, a bitter sort of pained grin on his face. It wasn't long before he brightened up again. "Although I have someone else now, and that makes me pretty happy. But still..." he faltered for a brief moment and fell silent.
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Munkel~ ((Spare me, wummun o-o))
All humans yearn for the physical touch of another, a source of comfort, and warmth. Jergens had only felt that comfort from Faith, no one else. Running entirely on instinct, he shot himself up and flung his thin arms around Cry, feebily clutching at his shirt, no doubt staining it with his tears.
Everything had been given to him, and then it had been stripped away, just like that.
It was no wonder he cried so much for it
"I'm sorry..." he managed to choke out, burying his face into the crook of his friend for life's shoulder. "Faith is gone... Nippers is in a goddamn institution or whatever the hell that is... I wanted to take care of her... But... But..."
He had run away.
Just like he always did.
((Refrencing Nippy because I'm evil :'D))
((:'D)) He hugged Jergens
He hugged Jergens tightly, gently caressing his trembling back.
"Shhh..." he whispered, he couldn't help shedding a tear himself for his poor friend.
Nippers? And what was an institution...?
"I've met her once..." he said slowly, remembering her.
Munkel~ He winced as he
He winced as he felt a hand go over the knobby ends of his spine, the skin perfectly shaped around each section, with little to no body fat sheilding them.
Wait, his friend for life... He knew Nipp?
Words starting spewing from his mouth like vomit, only made all the more impossible to understand with his thick accent. Still, the basic meaning seemed pretty clear enough.
"I went to where they were keeping her, and... and they wouldn't see her... They would let me see my goddamn sister-in-law... I tried to wait outside for her to come out... but there... They never let them out. They're all locked away..."
And it was all his fault.
Yes, he was going to stay with Cry until Sithers came back. Once that happened, he would hightail it out. He didn't think that he would able to survive watching a relationship like that. If anything, he would probably lose the last bit of sanity that he had left.
(( ç___ç )) Sister-in-law?
Sister-in-law? So her brother... he was Faith! He suddenly remembered... oh this all was so sad.
He didn't really understand who Jergens meant with 'they' and the place he talked about. He just didn't know.
"L-locked away?" he said in surprise. Why would someone lock someone else away... and why Nippers. She was such a nice person.
He didn't know what to say and just stayed silent but still hugging him.
Munkel~ ((Hurp :B)) Several
Several silent minutes passed before the tears stopped flowing. More than likely because his eyes simply couldn't produce anymore of them. Slowly, reluctantly, pulled himself away from Cry's grasp and let himself plop back down to the couch's not-so-sweet embrace.
I'm okay now..." he muttered, a bitter smile crossed over his features. He never would be okay, though. Ever.
One would notice how he said nothing more on Nippers' behalf. Perhaps that was for the best...
He knew he wasn't okay...
"Don't give up..." he whispered and then walked back to the sleeping room. He let himself fall on the bed.
He felt so empty right now... he didn't understand half of Jergen's story. But he has felt his endless sadness... ugh. He wished he could help him more.
Sithrim? Don't ever do this to me please...
He closed his eyes, a last tear rolling down his cheek. He hugged his pillow, curling up like a cat and falling asleep.
Munkel~ Jergens didn't
Jergens didn't sleep, ever, really. Rather, he just dozed on and off, his left eye continuously popped open. Typical homeless behavior.
He was nothing more than a lost dog that had lost it's master. Forever wondering until, by some brush of luck, it could find another.
((End? Timeskippy? I dunno, but I'm sad now x'D))
((I'm sad too ;; dunno... :'D
dunno... :'D what would you like to do? Don't have to end unless you want it 8'D))
((eeeeee... I can't decide...
Ner, you decide, I ish a happy camper either way x3))
((I'm like you... my family's
Hum... well. Wanna skip to the next morning? But CB's still sleeping because he's a sleepyhead 8'D so you can continue writing if you want :B >_>' I'm such a lazy ass |D))
((I am often lazy as well.
Pokepoke...
"Hey, Cry?"
Pokepokepoke...
"Seriously, do ya hibernate, or what?"
Pokepokepokepokepokepoke...
Well... that certainly wasn't working... Jergens was sitting crosslegged beside of his friend for life, on the empty spot which he assumed was probably reserved for Sithers. Ah well, he wouldn't miss it.
((Best I could come up with xD))
((8D rofl I'm dying again :'D
Crybaby was still hugging his pillow tightly, sleeping deeply.
"Hmwhat... stop it Sith... wannasleep..." he mumbled with a cute, sleepy voice... obviously half dreaming. He buried his face even more into the pillow... too lazy to move, his white hair spreading everywhere.
((ffff... You've created a
A sudden, wonderfully devilish idea sparked itself into Jergens' mind. Slowly, he bent down and brushed away a few locks of hair that covered his friend for life's ear. Careful to mask all hints of his accent, he whispered to him.
"Oh, come on, Baby. You're even more friggen adorable when you're awake..." he murmured, an almost flawless imitation of Sithers' voice. He lightly put a hand on Cry's arm for an added touch. The final bit of icing on the cake.
He bit his lower lip, trying to hold back snickers. Hey, if he was going to get his ass kicked, he was going to have fun with it.
((Omgoooooshh /spazz and
Crybaby blushed slightly, still half sleeping and his eyes still closed.
"Nh... s-sleep..." he murmured. He still didn't wake up.
But he slowly reached for Jergen's (Sithrim's) t-shirt and grabbed it cutely.
((Dear Sithers: If you are
In retrospect, it probably would have been a good idea to stop there and just shake the living hell out of his friend for life. Still, his hold on Jergens' was like a death grip. Seriously.
"It's eleven AM, babe. Up and at em' Do you want me to go get Finn and have paw at your chest, or what?" he tried prying away Cry's grasp, unsuccessfully of course.
He would have laughed at the absurdity of it all, had he not been wondering about the multiple ways of death he was probably going to suffer when Sithers got back.
((... MWAHAHA poor Sithers
"H-he wouldn't..." he mumbled, slowly opening his eyes.
He blinked once, twice and finally widened his eyes in surprise.
"W-what! What are you doing..." he asked confused, flinching back a bit. He was so, so confused... and embarrassed, blushing even more. "... Jergens?" he wrinkled his eyebrows and clenched to his pillow.
((fgdfhgh... The awkward bomb
He rolled off the bed with a dull thud as he hit the ground, giggling and chuckling at the way.
"Wow, man. I never thought that I'd be that good at imitating peeps. I'm sorry, Cry, simply had to. Too good to resist. hehee~" he shot up and scampered out of the bedroom, leaving his friend for life behind.
Hey, he was an asshole, and he would freely admit it. Messing with people was just too damn fun.