[Slight gore/cursing warning, but nothing tootoo serious, yes?]
Human or deer, it matters little. Just pick one, and I'll happily respond to you.
(The Rules)
1. I can't draw. At all. So if you desire to rp via drawings, then just know that I will not be able to reply in a similar fashion. However, if you still desire to use art, then you are more than welcome to do so.
2. My posts will the length or about the same length of your posts.
3. I can start, or you can start c: Dosen't matter which~
Jergens - (Deer open, Human open)
Faith - (Deer open, Human open)
Xylv~ ((Men love him, women
He grinned ear to ear at his question, only all the more amused. "Please, call me Jergy. It dosen't take as long to say." he nodded, pleased with himself, before continuing.
"Oh, I did lots of things..." he mumbled, stroking his shortish beard in the memories of it all. He certainly stole a lot of things, and some money... and that radio that had scared the crap out of him. He was proud of that catch since he had literally taken it from under Rhye's nose.
He visibly salivated at the sandwich given to him, swiftly taking it and stuffing the whole thing into his mouth, swallowing huge pieces of it at a time.
It was a wonder that he didn't choke, but hey, he was starving.
Literally.
(Jergens scares the crap out
"..Oh, right." He was frowning again, leaning against the kitchen counter and watching Jergens. "I'm tired, maybe you could er, come back later or something?" Jarvis asked, grey-green eyes staring at the other. "'Jergy' sounds weird, Jergens--is that your real name?"
((As he should :>
Kicking me out already? For shame...
"Yeah... Friggen parents named me and my siblings after brands of effing lotion. Well, at least my tipsy mom did..." he shuddered at the thought.
"So yer basically asking a poor, defenseless homeless fellow to out and brave the world while ya take a nap?" he grinned at the cruelty of it all. "Ya really think I'm that much of a kleptomaniac?" he asked.
He was, but 'Jarvy' didn't need to know that.
He felt an overwhelming sense
He looked up and stared at
"My brother was put for adoption..." he started, frowning a little at the memory. "I was run out of the section of the city that my family lived in. Bastards wanted me dead, y'know." he shrugged. "I had no real reason to risk goin' back."
He plopped his head on 'Jarvy's' shoulder, a devilish glinting in his eyes. "Tired, ya say? So what? Do I have to leave? That's kinda harsh... Don't ya trust me? I can sleep on the couch or the floor or the porch." he suggested. He really would have loved a nice place to sleep for the night.
After all, cities at night were always often... interesting.
He winced in surprise, but
((Uwah, sorry. Working on
Sleep. That was a nice offer. But still, Jergens wanted to know more about this guy. After all, he had told him about his shitty past.
"So, I told ya about me. Now tell me about ya." he swerved around and placed his legs on 'Jarvy's' lap, leaning back on the couch's armrest and sighing in contentment.
"Not much to tell." He
(Pfuffuffuff don't you apologise >8C!)
((Fff... He isn't wearing
Jergens closed his eyes and listened intently, occasionally lifing a hand to run it through his hair, almost as if he were showing off to him.
"Wow, man. Wait, how'd ya meet up with Rhye? Ya both got something going on or what?" he asked, chuckling lightly.
Germany, eh? Jergens had no idea where the Hell that country was. Or how far away. Not like he could read a map, because he couldn't read to begin with.
(OH YOU NAUGHTY THING.
"What? No no no." The brunette gave an embarrassed chuckle and a headshake. "I don't even remember now, but it was a while back now." He gave a sigh, no longer really fearing the red-head's presence. He tilted his head back, grey-green eyes disappearing under heavy eyelids. "You?"
((Ffff... Did you happen to
"Eh? Aw, He passed by me one night and invited me back." he shrugged, as if this were completely natural. "Nice fella. A bit too girly for my tastes. But a nice guy." he thought a bit more, humming a little as if it would help his thought process. "Gave me food and a shower... So I'm grateful..." he still was. Such kindness...
And he had stolen from him.
((Short response is short ;; but I made it a lil longer x'D *brick'd*
Bumping for boredom ;; ))
"Ah." Jarvis gave a slow nod,
(SORRY)
Xylv~ ((D'aw, it's alright. I
Jergens, always the open-minded fellow, coughed into his hand. Obviously.
"Nice, man. Haven't heard the 'queer' word in a while. One of my more favorites, to be honest." he chuckled bitterly and laied his head back, sighing in contentment.
"Least ya didn't use that lame-ass 'homosexual' term. Too damn medical sounding, man"
[ OKAY I'm jumping in now
The sound of the door opening was followed by an endless and very loud stream of cursing in an accent that was a strange blend of French and English. "Like I'm a fackin' idiot and can't fuckin' decide what I am for myself, like he knows everything fucking about me fucking hell the fucking douchebag!"
In skinny jeans, boots, shirt and waistcoat, Rhye stormed straight through to the kitchen without even looking at the two people in the livingroom.
"'Don't lie to me you're not asexual'! How the bloody hell would he know?!"
There was a bang as Rhye's booted foot collided with the kitchen counters, followed by a yelp and more swearing.
"Just 'cause he's all high-and-fucking-mighty because Gran took care of him!"
Rhye snarled, voice incredibly deep considering it was usually of a medium-to-high pitch. And then he stopped, turned in the kitchen doorway, and frowned.
"...Christ, I know you."
[Just popping by to say that
Litters~ ((Niiiice... :'D
I guess Xylv would go then? Hur... I guess so x'3))
Shit...
Jergens knew when he was deadmeat, so to speak. But still, he'd play it cool for now. Hell, he knew where the door was, and he could run out of it if he wanted. He swung his legs off from 'Jarvy's' lap, the most charming, sexy smile that he could srounge up on his face.
"Rhye? It's been such a long time, babe. How have ya been?" he purred, the smile never leaving his face.
He would get out of here unharmed...
And with two wallets in his pocket.
He was sure of it.
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Ocean~ ((Yay, thanks :'3 It's like my advertising, you could say. x3))
[Good advertising, I keep
...Also, wonder what a buttnuzzle from Ama would do to Jergens, since she likes buttnuzzling deer. xD]
((Ffff... He hates
[...I almost need to see
((... This IS an rp blog
[-munches on- Tasty! And I
Oh, and she probably wouldn't try it until she and Jergens got closer. If possible. LOL
-ponders posting- Maybe when I have more brainpower. <3]
((Coolio ;3 I'm always here,
[Alwaaaays? -throws can of
-throws can of spam at head-]
((Forevvvver and evvverrrr 83
[[And ever...and
...Oops. Did I kill you? D: Those x's are worrying.]]
((andeverandeverandeverandeve
Oh no, I'm already dead, you see :B))
[[...You win. o_o Ghost,
Ghost, zombie, or vampire? Please don't say vampire; I will, in fact, wooden stake you and/or expose you to sun.]]
((Yay! :'D Hmm... Too bad...
Hmm... Too bad... I am a vampire. The sun dosen't kill me, I just look like I have glitter skin :B
Ho yesh, I'm one of those vampires x3))
[ THPARKLE THPARKLE!!11!! ]
[[... I'm killing you.
I'm killing you. NOW.
Either that, or I'm going to start crying.
...And then stake you.
And Lit, your comment frightens me. Dx]]
((:'D Too bad Because I'm
Too bad
Because I'm actually a zombie fireman
Ho yesh :B
I like to pretend, though :'3))
[[... I kill zombies with
I kill zombies with chainsaws.
I can stake you first, then chainsaw you? ;D
-patpat-]]
((... Brains? 83 Muu... I
Brains? 83
Muu... I wouldn't like that very much D':
Hurrr... .3. *ish patted*))
[[-tosses various grey
...I couldn't do it. D:
-pats more-]]
((MMMMMMM...
I'm too adorable and zombie-like :'D
Heee o3o))
[[Yes, it's unfortunate.
Well, no eating my brains. -tosses more-
8D <3]
((Ffff... Yayz =F BTW...
BTW... Jergy misses his daddy. You should toss him in the forest moar often! :'D
*shotkilledgunned*
83
Obvious subject change is obvious))
[[Obvious subject change is
And I should, I'm just now sure how to play him anymore. D: He doesn't do much. xD]]
((Ture D': Old man is
Maybe you should give him a Red Bull before you boot him in. :3))
[[...I'm really scared how
((Aw x3 Old man would have a
Maybe one of those tamer 5-hour energy drinks?))
[[Probably, and then there
Maybe, but I still worry. xD Probably only a few broken bones then.]]
He gave a sigh of relief.
Honey-coloured eyes stared at
Rhye was a possessive fellow when it came to Jarvis.
Hello, winning smile.
His thoughts were distracted as he was hugged, and he frowned a little as he wrapped one arm around the brunette's shoulders before tugging away.
"Nothing."Rhye removed his waistcoat, chucking it over his shoulder carelessly. "...How'd you find my Jarvis, Jergy dear?"
LittersnXylv~ DeaddeaddeadI'
DeaddeaddeadI'msofrackingdead
Jergens diddn't really want to mention the details of how 'Jarvy' had caught him at what he did best, rather, he just gave the absolute bare minimum that was really needed.
"Oh... Like you. I just met him on the street... No biggie." he shrugged his shoulders and the princely smile on his face mellowed out to a pleasent, almost gentle grin. Perfectly innocent.
He hoped that Rhye wouldn't remember all of the details of how Jergens had taken his radio. Hey, that evil little box was friggen cool, he couldn't help himself.
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Occy~ ((True D': I like grumpyoldman Priest :'3))
[[He's fun. x3 -pats him- And
And is Occy said like Ocky? |D]]
Occy~ ((Eh... Kinda like...
"Eeee~ Daddy~ *flops on* :>"
((Jergy likes him too in an... odd... sort of OOC way o.o))
He clung to the other,
He wasn't an aggressive
A very bad mood.
"Jergens, you been threatening him?" He turned his irritated stare on the redhead, dark eyebrows furrowing. "What'd he ever do to you?"
Littersn'Xylv~ Jergens kept
Jergens kept that same, gentle smile plastered on his face. Threaten? Where the bloody Hell had Jarvis gotten that idea? Well, maybe when they had met, but not now. Had this guy been 'on edge' the whole time?
Dear Lord...
"Small story short, he caught me stealing, I was afraid he'd rat me out. It got all settled out, and he invited me here." he retold, letting a twinge of sadness creep into his voice. If he hadn't been homesless, he probably would have made a damn good actor.
"No harm, no foul." he sighed and ran a hand through his hair, already feeling more than unwelcome. "Look, if ya want me out, then tell me now so I can find a hiding place for the night.." he didn't need to explain why he needed a place to hide.
Too obvious.