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September 3, 2013 - 2:46am — ManamiMoon
Update September 29th, 2013: I turned into DOE-OH, I turned into a DOE-OH, I turned into a DOE-OH WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
I woke up today and everything looked weird and I went to the pond for a drink and there was a PELT AND ANTLERS WITH FLOWERS AND I'M A DOE NOW!!!! (Yes, I am a DOE with ANTLERS because I LIKE THEM. And I'm still a DOE.)
Now I can judge pinecone eating contests and walk around like a stately doe and stuff and say things to fawns like: "Back in my day we didn't have things called pinecones or mushrooms. In MY day we had to survive by eating each others flesh. And [i]that young fawns is why you see zombie deer - because THOSE are the people we ate back in my day!" >8'D
Being a doe is AWESOME! I got to play with the other fawns and for once there was something SMALLER THAN ME! (They are usually HUGE compared to me because I was so small. And big deer were like MEGAdeer... and the big zombie deer would have been like godzilla!)
(I wonder if back in the old days we actually ate our gods and that is where the big zombie deer came from....)
~ Manami[/i]
Info on my deer below: