Greetings mortals of TEF, you may call me Aussie, or B... or Aussie B... or Crazy...Homocidal Maniac, Deranged, Loony, Digger of Many Holes, whichever you prefer of course. -Insert innocent smile here-
I don't really like to tell everybody about myself in the very first entree of this things, so this is me just saying hello, and frightening some of you away. But that's alright, because I have my cookies... and pudding! Mmmmm.... pudding.
Rrriiiight, anyway, if you haven't read my interests thing yet, then that about somes up most of the things I like. Oh! I have an idea for one thing I can tell you. I am Deathly, DEATHLY, afraid of spiders. I remember I was in class one day, and I saw something black move out of the corner of my eye. I looked down, and it took about 30 seconds for me to realise it was a lovely arachnid. I SCREAMED "Spider!!!!" in the middle of my Graphic Arts class, climbed over a couple of desks, and pushed myself as close to the farthest wall in the classroom as possible. True story.
I don't have a problem with snakes and rats, i've had pets of those, it's just spiders. *Shudders*
ANYWHO!!! Thanks for dropping by and all that jazz, and taking the time to read this boring blog thing. Have a lovely day!
EEEP!! SPIDER!!! *Burrows to the center of the Earth*
(Seriously there's a spider on the wall across my room and I swear its watching me)
-Scurries off to get my room mate to kill it-
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