Unfortunately/Fortunately [Word Game]

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I figure this will keep anyone browsing the site entertained.
We're going to tell a story one post at a time.

The format, however, is going to be:

Start of story

[continuation unfortunately]
[continuation Fortunately]
[continuation unfortunately]
[continuation Fortunately]
Example:
Billy was walking the forest...
next comment: Unfortunately, he was attacked by a snake
Following comment: Fortunately, it was a rubber snake
next comment: Unfortunately, it was covered in REAL SNAKES!
Next comment: Fortunately, he was able to run away...
so on so forth. Sticking out tongue

Feel free to throw in cameos of characters/landmarks/places in forest etc. This is TEF after all. Eye

Starting sentence:

It was the fawn's first day in the forest...

Fortunately, the fawn had now

Fortunately, the fawn had now learned how to switch between being a balloon fawn and a regular fawn.
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Unfortunately, the town folks

Unfortunately, the town folks didn't know how to make difference between balloon fawns and regular fawns.

Fortunately, the fawn ran

Fortunately, the fawn ran away.

unfortunately, it ran into a

unfortunately, it ran into a jelly bean monster

Fortunately, the jelly bean

Fortunately, the jelly bean monster was blind.

unfortunately the fawn got

unfortunately the fawn got hungry

Fortunately, the jelly bean

Fortunately, the jelly bean monster was delicious.

unfortunately, the jelly

unfortunately, the jelly beans made the fawn gassy

Fortunately, the fawn changed

Fortunately, the fawn changed into a balloon again so it didn't matter.
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Unfortunately, the

Unfortunately, the balloonified fawn was extremely close to a briar patch.
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Fortunately, the fawn used

Fortunately, the fawn used the extra gas to turbo into the sky and could see Munchkin land.
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Unfortunately, a flying

Unfortunately, a flying monkey flew into the fawn, thus knocking him/her in the direction of Hogwarts.

?
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Fortunately, there were

Fortunately, there were wizards at Hogwarts that could cure his disease so he didn't need to go to Munkchin land after all.
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Unfortunately, the wizards

Unfortunately, the wizards are evil and don't like balloon-fawns.
D;
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Fortunately, the evil wizards

Fortunately, the evil wizards owed the fawn a favor.

i dunno
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Unfortunately, the wizards

Unfortunately, the wizards don't go through with most things...

Fortunately, they had signed

Fortunately, they had signed a contract for the fawn.
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Unfortunately, the contract

Unfortunately, the contract was burned.

Fortunately, the fawn had a

Fortunately, the fawn had a copy.
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Unfortunately, the copy blew

Unfortunately, the copy blew away in the wind.

Fortunately, the fawn had a

Fortunately, the fawn had a friend he could stop by to help him out with faking a new contract.
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Unfortunately, his friend was

Unfortunately, his friend was an outlaw hiding somewhere in Japan.

hahahaha Fortunately, the

hahahaha

Fortunately, the fawn found a plane and flew to Japan.
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Unfortunately, the fawn's

Unfortunately, the fawn's friend fled to planet Glorpenshlob.

Fortunately, the fawn was now

Fortunately, the fawn was now in Japan and stumbled upon a local healer.
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Unfortunately, the local

Unfortunately, the local healer charged a billion dollars per visit.

Fortunately, the fawn was a

Fortunately, the fawn was a billionaire.
(lolol in yo face travie maccoy)
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Unfortunately, the fawn had

Unfortunately, the fawn had spent all of it's money on getting to Japan.

no he didn't. : (( lol

no he didn't. : ((
lol jkjk

Fortunately, the fawn found a much nicer healer that would help him out for free.
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Unfortunately, the new healer

Unfortunately, the new healer was a vampire who loves fawn blood.

Fortunately, the fawn had

Fortunately, the fawn had eaten garlic just before he arrived Japan.
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Unfortunately, he died of the

Unfortunately, he died of the leprosy while he was in the hands of infortune during all those quests.

~THE END
/headshot

(make a new of these or they kill meh D;)
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Oh geez FORTUNATELY-- An

Oh geez

FORTUNATELY-- An Abio. was taking place in the forest, so no one noticed that the fawn had disappeared off on its quests.

Go for it
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Unfortunately, an old stag

Unfortunately, an old stag claimed to be the fawns dad for different personal reasons.
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Fortunately the old stag was

Fortunately the old stag was in the first version of TEF so his emotions gone all glitched and no1 understood a thing

XXX Ninja'd edit:

XXX

Ninja'd edit: Unfortunately one doe understood

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Fortunately the corpse of the

Fortunately the corpse of the fawn rotten of the leprosy during the whole judicial process and no one would ever find the truth
/suicides

Unfortunately, the fawn

Unfortunately, the fawn became a zombie.
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I ninjer evry1 Fortunately

I ninjer evry1

Fortunately he attacked the traitor doe

Unfortunately, she died.

Unfortunately, she died.
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wait--- /ded nvm my post lol

wait--- /ded nvm my post lol
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She was one of the bad guys,

She was one of the bad guys, minimuh XD

Fortunately she turned into a zombie too and in the transformation process she lost her memory so the old stag did not keep the fawn custody

(yeah but no one deserves to

(yeah but no one deserves to die, right? : (( xD)

Unfortunately, the fawn had gotten tired of all this mess so he ran away.

Fortunately he ran into Chuck

Fortunately he ran into Chuck Norris and was adopted by him

*win xD*

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Omg... ninja'd for 3

Omg... ninja'd for 3 seconds... Bad luck
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Holy carp, you guys! xD OMG.

Holy carp, you guys! xD

OMG. ninja'd x 3!


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(say the unfortunately, u

(say the unfortunately, u didn't get ninja'd)
Fortunately, he thought his ears were cute and kept him
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holy crow lol Unfortunately,

holy crow lol

Unfortunately, the fawn couldn't handle the awesome epicness of Chuck Norris.
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Fortunately, he thought his

Fortunately, he thought his ears were cute and kept him
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Noooo I messed all this sh...

Noooo I messed all this sh...