Just an idea I wanted to try - describing one character with four different styles of poetry. Expect to see more of these.

Victim #3 is Zergarikiaka's Seto Kaiba. I tried my best to make them as much about your character as I could. Eventually I'll write one for Ryou, Marik, and Ishi too, so don't fret

Enjoy




Screw the rules!
Excellence is all I require!
Time to duel, show your cards
Only for my Blue Eyes to devour!
Kaiba is the name!
And don't you forget it!
I'll defeat your pathetic deck!
Blue Eyes White Dragon!
Attack and destroy my opponent's life points!






Why do you even bother playing this game?
Take some money and remember my name.
Or stay here and accept the challenge, fool.
What do you say? Do you want to duel?
My deck is unstoppable, so don't even try.
My Blue Eyes will swat you down like a fly.
I will admit, this game makes my ego soar.
But why am I telling this to someone so poor?
Get out of my sight, you pathetic loser!
Go cry to your mother, duelist poser!
I'm Seto Kaiba, remember the name!
I am the epitome of fortune and fame!






The tournament was set, the fools all played into my little game. I offered them riches, far more than that creep Pegasus offered. But why would a multi-billionaire do such a thing? What was the purpose? Simple - I wanted the greatest challenge they could offer. Let them come and play their games. Let the weakest be weeded out. Let the strongest advance. Let that Joey kid stop having dreams of me in a dog costume. Ugh...

Anyway, let them come until there is one duelist left, only to face me!

Me! Seto Kaiba! The greatest ego...err...the greatest man of all time!!