My my my
You expect me to believe your lies
That you truly didn't go behind my back?
Please
Don't make me laugh

What you didn't know was that it was a trap
Not just for you but for him as well.
I can only begin to guess
The ways in which you persuaded him.
But I don't play that game

You had no interest in him
Till I came along
Just friends
Once you even dared to say that you didn't like him


I alway suspected that your friendship was never true
And this test
Well you both failed with flying colors
He asked me out twice in fact
But somehow something always came up.
After the last time
It was the next day you two got together.

I sit and laugh
Because it was I who told of our plans
I knew you would try to stop it
To prevent it from happening
The only thing I didn't know was if he would fall for your tricks.

I wasn't born yesterday
And I can see the schemes you plot
It's as easy as looking at your face.
However I'm glad you two are together.

For if he can be persuaded by your ways
By all means take him
He isn't worth my time.

You failed the test and lost a friend
He failed the test and lost what he will never have
I gave you both the benefit of the doubt
And now
I've seen who you truly are
There is no mistake