iScribble crack convo

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ohyes...what happened on the TEF iScribble board today XD
It starred
Me/Draak
Adagio/Taiko
Halogen/Hal
Pepokeen/Selig
Pega/Scape
Silent/Lihl


xD for imagery *brickd*

This was 53 pages on Word so I'm only putting in snippets

Warning: This is long and has random rating of over 9000. Read if you dare XD

Pepokeens: Lolol Scape captain xD
Raz: 8o
NinjaPega: XD
Adagio: Taiko: Lol how did I get here? :U
Halogens: Hal: Selig won't make me a sandwich. ;c
Adagio is slapped for dragging Taiko in.
Raz: draak: I dunno how I got here Shocked
NinjaPega: Scape: ...make your own sandwich!
Pepokeens: Selig: Best captain ever,
Halogens: Hal: D; But.. I'm not a stewardess.
Adagio: Taiko: *runs around wildly on plane* WHOOOOOSH!
Raz: Shocked


Raz: Draak: HAY GUYZ
Raz: Draak: I SEE A GODZILLA ON THE HORIZON
Halogens: Hal: We're spiraaalling. D:
NinjaPega: Scape: ....can you please not do that again? o__o;;
Adagio: Taiko: What's a Gozilla? 8O *walks away from steering wheel to look out window*
Raz: Draak: dfsdfsdfsf
Raz: Draak: *points*
NinjaPega: Scape: ..shi--*grabs wheel before the plane dives*
Adagio: Taiko: 8O LOLWOW that's a huge lizard.
Raz: Draak: RUN
Halogens: Hal: Run where? -spits out feathers-
NinjaPega: Scape: *over intercom* Ladies and gentlemen, this is you captain speaking. We'll be experiencing some some turbulence and as I try to evade teh attacking Godzilla.
Adagio: Taiko: 8O *runs around plane in desperation*
Raz: Draak: D8 WERE GONNA DIE
NinjaPega: Scape: Please try not to panic and FASTEN YOUR FREAKING SEATBELTS!
Halogens is reminded of Airplane! xDD
NinjaPega: XD
Halogens: Assume crash positions!
Raz: Shocked?
SilentOrosco: Lihl: -reading skymall- Anyone else see these awesome waterproof floodlamps? 8D -oblivious-
Adagio: Taiko: ....What's a seatbelt? 8O *hides under passenger seat*
Halogens: xDDDDD
Raz: Draak: SAVE ME HAL
NinjaPega: Scape: In case of an emergency, put your head between you knees, and....kiss your butt goodbye. *intercom off*
SilentOrosco shot fro dragging her deer in but totally needed to.
Halogens: Hal: D: What am I gonna do? SAVE US SCAPE.
Adagio: Taiko: *tries to kiss butt* I can't...reach. D8
Halogens: Hal: |D
NinjaPega: Scape: *shouts through door of cabin* WHAT DO YOU THINK I'M TRYING TO DO???
Raz: Draak: 8O
Halogens: Hal: -facepalms-
SilentOrosco: Lihl: -stares at taiko- There's in-flight yoga lessons?
Halogens: alsorofladagio.
Pepokeens totally has not had scroll lock on. Nope. Na-uh.
Halogens: LOLLL
NinjaPega: XD
Raz: Shocked?
Adagio: Taiko: ...What are yoga lessons? D8
NinjaPega: so what's Godzilla doing? XD I can't make all thsi stuff up
Raz: Draak: D8 HE's COMING
Raz: XD um
Raz: gonna eat us?
Adagio: That seems about it. :U
NinjaPega: Scape: Oshi--*banks plane* *everything tilts*
Raz: xD
Raz: Draak: *slams into wall*
Halogens: Hal: -slams into Draak-
Adagio: Taiko: WHEEEEEEAHHHHH *slides downward*
NinjaPega: Scape: *rights plane* *over intercom* Sorry. *intercom off*
Pepokeens: Selig: *slams into Hal*
Raz: Draak: CORNERS
Raz: Draak: *pancake'd*
Adagio: Taiko: *slides backwards*
Halogens: Hal: GET OFF -shoves Selig-
Scapilot entered this board.
Raz: Draak: I feel flat :U

Hally struggles with seatbelt. ARGH.
Selig is not cut out for this job.
Taikodeer: *sits in passenger seat*
Draak: hay thats my seatbelt :U
Hally: Oh.. you're right.
Taikodeer: Hey, whatever happened to the free movies? D8
Draak: c:
Draak: :U SNAKES ON A PLANE?
Hally: SNAKES WHERE? D:
Scapilot: *intercom* WHO SAID SNAKES???
Hally point at Draak.
Scapilot: *more lightning* *plane rumbles*
Draak: 8o
Draak: >_>
Draak: <_<
Draak points to Hal
Hally: o:<
Hally points at Selig.
Selig points at... Lihl?
Draak points to Godzilla
Taikodeer points at another random taco.

Scapilot: ....we're still losing altitude people
Hally: Oh that's right, we're crashing.
Taikodeer: O RLY? I didn't notice. :u
Scapilot straps on a parachute and yanks open the door.
Hally throws pie at Selig and gets parachute.
Scapilot: MOVE MOVE MOVE
Selig pie'd >:U
Draak: Shocked
Hally: U:<
Selig: *'s
Draak: HAY WHERES MINE
Taikodeer: Let's go, taco. :U *grabs taco and retrieves parachute*
Scapilot: WILL YOU PEOPLE GET ON THOSE PARACHUTES AND JUMP ALREADY
Draak takes Seligz
Hally: OK.
Hally grabs Selig and jumps.
Draak jumps
Lihlthing: Me: -watches Scape and Hal- Skydiving too? These tickets were an awesome deal.
Scapilot: ...just jump already.
Taikodeer jumps.
Draak fallingz
Lihlthing drops skymall
Scapilot: Is that everyone?
Draak sips tea
Taikodeer: How do you get this thing to work? D8 *stuggles to open parachute*
Lihlthing: Dammit! -chases after it and falls out of the plane-
Scapilot dives.
Halogens: Lol skymall makes me lol so hard.
Scapilot: *shouts over wind* PULL ON TEH CORD TAIKO
SilentOrosco: Me too XD But it is without a doubt the most awesome(yet pointless) thing on the planet.
Raz: skymall?
Taikodeer: ...What's a cord? D8 Gosh, there are so many things I don't know about.
Halogens: Yess. xDD
Scapilot: THE STRING THING IN FRONT
Taikodeer: ...What's a string? D8
Hally: -facepalms-
Scapilot: ....*pulls own cord and starts floating down*
Lihlthing: -catches SkyMall while falling- Gotcha!
Lihlthing realizes he's falling.
Taikodeer: You guys and your human-made....technology stuff. Geez. D8
Hally pulls the chord for Taiko.
Lihlthing: OH GOD WE CRASHED.
Scapilot watches plane burst into flames while falling.
Scapilot: ...I knew I should've gotten the insurance.
Hally: Coool. c8
Lihlthing falls and hit's Scape's parachute
Hally: As long as those flames stay far away from me.
Taikodeer: Sooo....are planes supposed to do that? :U
Draak: WUT
Scapilot: D8 *falls the rest of the way* *..all 7 feet*
Scapilot: ...no they're not...
Draak: are we still falling?
Hally lands.
Draak: *sips tea*
Scapilot: ..no
Hally: I still want that sandwich foo'.
Taikodeer: Wait, what? 8O
Scapilot untangles from parachute and Lihl.
Taikodeer eats parachute.
Scapilot: *looks around* Where the heck are we? o.o
Lihlthing stands up still wrapped in parachute
Lihlthing: So....They'll recover my suitcase right?
Scapilot: ...sure.
Draak falling
Hally: And now that I saved your life.. I guess you owe me. c8<
Corg entered this board.
Draak gets stuck in a tree

Draak: GUYZ
Hally: What? u:
Draak: I'm STUCK
Scapilot: O.o
Hally rofffffls.
Taikodeer: ...That's nice. :U
Lihlthing: Awww! You're a great pilot. I'm sure lots of pilots have had face offs with godzilla and flown into storms.
Scapilot looks in tree.
Scapilot: ...none that I can think of
Draak flails
Selig watches with great amusement.
Hally points and laughs at Draak.
Scapilot: umm...you stil have your parachute on right?
Draak: 8C
Draak: um
Halogens: Stop that. u8<
Draak flails
Selig: Stop what. >8u
Taikodeer rams into tree in attempt to get Draak down.
Scapilot: o.o
Lihlthing recovers semi-charred Skymall
Hally: You know. o:<
Raz: wuts a skymall?
Halogens: An airplane magazine.
Lihlthing: -reads through it- Now if we only had this nifty pocket-ladder we could get Draak down.
Halogens: Filled with all kinds of stuff. xD
Lihlthing: Ohhh look! It also glows in the dark!
Raz: Shocked
NinjaPega: .... *at Draak* Look, just tie the parachute to the tree and climb down it.
SilentOrosco: Lots of over-priced random stuff XD
Draak: 8C I'M SCARED
Draak: THEREs A SQUIRREL LOOKING AT ME
Draak: EVILLY
Halogens: YES.
NinjaPega: ....
Draak flails
Taikodeer: Ow, my head....*tries to heal it by ramming into tree again*
Halogens: lolpega.
NinjaPega used the wrong name. XD;
Hally grabs Taiko.
Hally: I don't think that'lll work.
Selig pokes Draak with a stick.
Draak: 8O
Selig: Am I helping yet?
Taikodeer: GAH THE PAIN GEEZ! D8
Scapilot: Stop ramming into the tree. D=
Draak: 8o NOT REALLY
Hally: Lol Draak pinata! >:D
Draak: 8O NU
Scapilot: O.o
Lihlthing: ...We could just send someone up there.
Selig is out of ideas then. :u
Hally grabs stick.
Scapilot: I doubt he's full of candy.
Draak: 8OOO
Selig: NO. Hal, no. Bad zombie.
Hally: D:
Scapilot: *flails* Quick! Climb down!
Hally: Butbut.
Taikodeer: I'll...I'll save you, Draak. D8 *rams into tree again*
Selig: Nobuts.
Draak: Shocked
Hally: ;C
Hally drops stick.
Draak watches
Scapilot: ...*pulls Taiko back*

Lihlthing skips up and sits by the flaming plane.
Scapilot: Who cares that they're already roasted? XD
Taikodeer realizes his random taco is still inside plane.
Taikodeer: Taco! D8 I'm coming!
Scapilot: D8
Hally: 8o
Scapilot grabs Taiko.
Selig grabs Taiko D
Selig: Lol D
Taikodeer: NOOOOO MY TACO'S IN THERE D8
Halogens: Lol yo face.
Scapilot: It's not worth it!
Selig: Let it go D:
Lihlthing watches in a confused manner
Scapilot: It's charcoal by now.
Draak toasts marshmalles
Taikodeer: BUT IT'S MY TACOOOOO D:
Draak: mallows*
Selig: Lol YO FACe
Scapilot: Not anymore.
Taikodeer: D;
Draak: Shocked
Lihlthing: I saw the cutest little non-stick marshmallow roasters in skymall....
Hally hides behind Selig.
Draak: toast Seligs face?
Taikodeer cries over taco.
Hally: Sounds Delish.
Selig votes no
Taikodeer: He was my friend....
Selig: >:U
Scapilot: Wait.....do you guys smell something like...burning gasoline? o.o
Lihlthing: No no. I don't think they were Selig compatible.
Taikodeer: ...HE WAS MY TACO D;

Draak jumps into Pond
Scapilot: Let me rephrase that....
Scapilot: We're all in...relatively one piece, right?
Draak canonball
Hally: Yes.
Draak loses set and is naked
Lihlthing sits up and whacks head on bar-
Draak: Shocked
Taikodeer: We may be, but...but not taco....*weeps*
Draak streaks
Scapilot: Let it go already.
Hally does not like all of this burning debris. );
Lihlthing: I'm oka-- -flashed by draak- ...nevermind.
Draak tosses Hal into the pong
Draak: pond*
NinjaPega: ping pong!
NinjaPega pie'd.
Halogens: lololololololol
Raz: xDDDDDDDDDD
Hally: ):<
Hally: Great.
Draak runs
Taikodeer: You must be strong now, Taiko. ); Let it go....
Hally walks out of pond, water pouring out of his neck wound.
Draak runs in circles
Scapilot: *sees streaking Draak* ....I didn't need to see that.
Draak: 8o
Draak: C8
Lihlthing crawls out from under the trampoline and balls into a featal position
Taikodeer finally notices naked Draak.
Taikodeer: DRAAK WTF? 8O
Draak: :B
Draak: I fell in the pond
Halogens stands next to Selig and shakes all the water off.
NinjaPega: ...I thought they were in human form o.o
Taikodeer: I DON'T CARE DRAAK. COVER IT UP PLEASE. D8
Hally same. |D
Raz: I dunno XD
Lihlthing: -hands Draak the SkyMall- Please. For the love of all things sane.
Halogens kicks tabs.
Draak grabs a waterlilly
Selig: >:U
Scapilot: I think I need to burn my eyes out now.
Taikodeer tries to calm self down.
Draak: Shocked
Hally: U:<
Draak tosses a lily at Hal
Selig: Ha
Draak and at Selig
Draak: :U
Hally wringes tie out.
Hally hit with lily.
Scapilot throws captain hat at Draak.
Draak: 8o
Halogens: omgrofl.
NinjaPega: XDDd
Lihlthing kicks a chunk of plane
SilentOrosco: OH GOD XD
NinjaPega is dying.
Adagio: Nude men shouldn't jump. D8

Lihlthing is trying to ignore naked Draak by staying buried in his skymall
Draak: Shocked
Draak: I have a waterlily
Draak points to censor litly
Draak: lily*
Hally falls asleep.
Scapilot: ...uh...huh.. O.o
Draak: cB
Taikodeer: BUT I CAN STILL SEE....*covers eyes*
Lihlthing: You know...I used to think water lillies were pretty.
Draak: bum?
Lihlthing: But after this...no.
Lihlthing: Just....no.
Scapilot: Not enough censoring, dude. ^^;
Draak: Shocked
Lihlthing: HOW IS THAT EVEN STAYING ON.
Scapilot: ...forest magic?
Taikodeer: 8O
Draak: I dont know...8o
Lihlthing: -fear-

Draak: I FOUND MA PANTS
Draak: I THINK
Scapilot: ...PUT THEM ON.
Lihlthing thanks the gods
Taikodeer: GOOD. PUT THEM ON PLEASE. 8O
Draak: they're all wet...
Scapilot: WEAR THEM ANYWAY
Draak: HERES MA BOXERS
Draak plucks them out
Scapilot: FOR THE SAKE OF OUR REMAINING SANITY
Lihlthing: WHAT SANITY?

Lihlthing: DON'T YOU TREAT MY TACO THAT WAY. I raised that thing from birth!
Scapilot: Unless we're all having the same dream.
Draak gets of trampoline and gets a stick
Draak pokes Hal
Taikodeer: THEN TAKE IT! I DON'T CARE! D:<
Scapilot: ... *goes to find sane people*
Taikodeer throws taco at Lihl.
Draak poke poke
Lihlthing is hit with the mud lily taco
Halogens: STOP THAT. u8<
Lihlthing gasps
Draak: naw
Draak pokepokepke
Lihlthing: You....You /monster/.
Draak: poke*
Draak: Shocked
Lihlthing: That was shameless taco cruelty! I'm calling the police.

Lihlthing gets too enthusiastic with the waving and hooks his own ear
Taikodeer: 8O
Otulissa signed out.
Taikodeer: Oh well, don't worry; I became a doctor on the plane. 8D
Lihlthing: .....oh...my...GAWWWWD. -runs around dragging the pole behind him-

Lihlthing: I do not like this new fish at all. ;_;
Draak: Shocked
Draak: hmmm..
Scapilot walks out from behind a tree, slurping a slushy.
Scapilot: Sup?
Draak: THERE YOU ARE
Draak: WE NEED YOUR HELP
Draak: TO GET THAT HOOK OUT
Draak points and flails
Lihlthing points at bleeding ear
Scapilot: ...should I ask how that happened? O.o
Taikodeer: O HAI SCAPE. :U Where've ya been?
Lihlthing: THEY TRIED TO REMOVE IT WITH A BOOT.
Draak: uhm

Scapilot: *slurps more slushy* I found civilization.
Hally signed out.
Scapilot: Short on teh sane people though. >.>;
Taikodeer: ...What is this 'civilization' you speak of? 8O
Raz: D8
Taikodeer: Maybe they can help us with this hook issue.
Draak: HAL?
Scapilot: o.o
Adagio: 8O
Scapilot: Did Hal die again??
Draak: Shocked where's civilisation?
Draak: maybe I can get new clothes :U
Lihlthing: Does it have taxi's?!
Scapilot: I just kept running and found it. O.o
Draak: Shocked
Scapilot: Yes it does.
Lihlthing: I've never been in a taxi... -daydreams-
Draak: does it have underwear?
Taikodeer: ...Does it have banana phones? :U
Draak: does it have food?
Scapilot: ...I would think there's underwear. ^^; Banana phones..I don't know. O.o
SilentOrosco died at Draak's question
Taikodeer: Darn. ):
Scapilot: *holds up slushy* Food is a yes. 8D
Raz: xDD
Draak pokes it
Scapilot: *clutches slushy closer* D=<
Lihlthing trips over fishing pole
Lihlthing: AND A HOSPITAL.
Draak pokes it with fishing pole
Lihlthing: HOSPITAL IS A MUST.
Scapilot: I'm sure they do
Taikodeer: 8D Well then let's go!
Scapilot: I had to call in about crashing the plane. =.=
Draak: do they have lilys?
Scapilot: ...there are lilys here..
Draak: oh
Lihlthing: You don't need more lilies.
Draak: what happens if I jump in water and lose my clothes in civilisation?
Scapilot: O.o
Lihlthing: -fear-
Draak: Shocked
Scapilot: Then you're on your own.
Taikodeer: If things are better there....Nothing, I hope? :U
Draak: 8o
Draak: hmm
Lihlthing: Things are always better there!
Lihlthing: They have filthy pigeons and hobos and overcharging taxis...
Draak: Shocked
Taikodeer: Except...Oh god....*holds back tears*
Draak: wuts a hobo?
Draak: and a pigeon?
Lihlthing: I DON'T KNOW BUT THEY SOUND AWESOME.
Draak: LETS FIND ONE
Draak: C8

Taikodeer returns to his feet.
Taikodeer: What kind of grass is this?
Scapilot: Tall buildings and streets.
Draak pokes it
Lihlthing: -stumbles back- ....I HIT A WEIRD TREE.
Taikodeer: Hmm...very odd. 8O
Scapilot: It's not grass. It's a street. ...shi- o.o Getonthesidewalk.
Taikodeer: What? 8O
Draak: 8o
Scapilot gets on the sidewalk.
Scapilot: Over here.
Draak: wuts that thing thats beeping?
Scapilot: D8
Draak: or ..yeah?
Scapilot: GET OVER HERE!
Lihlthing: The whatwalk?
Draak: its getting cloeser
Taikodeer: Huh?
Draak: 8o
Draak: that
Scapilot pulls everyone onto the sidewalk

Scapilot: *car zooms by, the driver shouting swear words as it passes*
Draak: or say hi D8
Draak: Shocked
Draak: HAI TO YOU TOO C8
Taikodeer: Wow, how rude. ):<
Scapilot: ...lesson number 1: don't stand in the street. =.=
Draak: Shocked...str...eet?
Lihlthing: -the car catches Lihl's fishing pole and tears the hook out- .....
Scapilot: Stay on the sidewalk. *taps ground with his foot*
Taikodeer: It's their fault they wouldn't just go around us. :U
Draak: :\
Scapilot: They're supposed to stay on the street. We're not supposed to.
Draak: Shocked
Lihlthing: -blinks-......OOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!
Draak: 8o
Scapilot: o.o
Scapilot: ...well that solves the hook problem.
Lihlthing: Why're they so mean?! ;_;
Draak: D:
Taikodeer: Well what kind of lame rule is that? D8
Scapilot: But yea... *looks around* Where's a hospital?
Scapilot: It's the law.
Taikodeer: Oh, and glad to hear that problem's been solved, Lihl. :U
Draak bows at every passer by
Scapilot: *random people walking by stare and keep walking*
Draak tries to sniff them
Taikodeer sniffs a random man.
Scapilot: ..it's..not normal to greet everyone you see.. Taiko, stop sniffing!
Lihlthing: -holding ear- I didn't challenge it or anything. ;_;
Raz is lolling
Draak: Shocked
Taikodeer: Sir, you smell really weird. How many mushrooms have you eaten? :U
NinjaPega is too. XD
SilentOrosco dies
Draak sniffs a mailbox
NinjaPega: Random dude: D=< What is wrong with you?! *walks off*
Draak: ohhai
Taikodeer: Geez, I was just saying hello. ):
Scapilot: ...lesson number 2: Do'nt greet everyone. ..and don't sniff them.

Lihlthing gets bored and randomly starts dancing in the middle of the sidewalk-
Scapilot: There's..um...no pine trees or fungi here. ^^; You get food from a store.
Draak joins in
Scapilot: *notices people stopping to stare*
Taikodeer: A store? What's that?
Scapilot: ....
Draak: Shocked..
Scapilot: *random people drop money and keep going*
Draak: why arent they dancing?
Draak: 8o
Draak goes to eat it
Taikodeer: Hmm? Is that food? 8O
Scapilot: <<;
Scapilot: THAT'S NOT FOOD.
Draak: 8o
Taikodeer tries eating a coin.
Scapilot: DON'T EAT IT!
Draak has mouthfull of money
Scapilot snatches off ground.
Draak: its crunchy
Scapilot: ...Draak...spit that out.
Scapilot: It's not meant for eating.
Draak: Shocked
Draak: but
Draak: Shocked
Draak spits it out
Taikodeer: Gah, this thing tastes weird. D8 *spits it out*
Scapilot: It's not food.
Lihlthing: -keeps dancing- These people aren't very friendly. -slowly turns in a circle-
Draak: D:
Scapilot: You use it to get food though.
Taikodeer: Huh?
Draak listen pose
Scapilot: Spontaneous dancing isn't really normal here.
Draak: I cant hear anyone D:
Scapilot: ...unless you're trying to earn money on the streets.
Draak: Shocked
Scapilot: We're the only ones who have pictos.
Draak: should I get naked?
Scapilot: NO.

Taikodeer tries to button-mash.
Scapilot: Just not like ours.
Draak tries to too
Draak faceplant into sidewalk
Scapilot: ...>>;
Scapilot: More people are staring.
Draak: ow
Taikodeer is stuck with head under leg.
Lihlthing: I MUST HELP THEM. -looks around- They must feel so exposed...-runs into nearby store-
Scapilot: O.o
Draak: 8o
Taikodeer: Why doesn't my head...sink...into the gound? D8
Draak scared emote
Lihlthing can't figure out the door
Scapilot: ....*pulls handle and opens door*

Lihlthing: But they're nameless! They need the love. >: -has some poor person pinned and is trying to puty a sweater on them-
Draak: 8O
Scapilot: ...Lihl...let them go.. o.o;
Taikodeer runs off to nearest mall.
Scapilot: They're not nameless.
Draak follows
Scapilot: ...shi-...*drags Lihl along and follows*
Draak: I FOUND SOME
Taikodeer: 8D
Draak goes into a store and hoards
Scapilot: DONT WALK OFF WITH THEM!
Draak: CB
Taikodeer dashes off to hat aisle.
Scapilot: YOU HAVE TO PAY FOR THAT.
Draak runs out with hats
Lihlthing: WHAT IS PAYING?!

Draak: oh hay whats this?
Taikodeer struts.
Scapilot: What?
Draak pulls out a thong
Taikodeer: How do I look? 8D
Scapilot: O.O
Draak: it looks like a rubber band
Taikodeer: What's that? 8O
Scapilot: ...put..that back please... *trying not to blush*
Draak flings it at Taiko
Scapilot: ....*facepalm*
Lihlthing grabs a thong as well
Taikodeer tries wearing it on head.
Draak: 8o
Draak puts one on his head too
Lihlthing: These things are awesome! -has it wrapped around his head-
Scapilot: TAKE THOSE OFF.
Taikodeer: Hmm...very interesting hat.
Draak: C8
Taikodeer: ):
Draak: it is
Scapilot: It's not a hat. =.=;;
Taikodeer takes off thong.
Draak: Shocked
Draak: it snot?
Draak: its not*
Taikodeer: Then what is it? 8O
Scapilot: It's like..underwear.
Draak: 8o
Draak: wut?
Draak takes it off
Draak puts it on
Draak: D8
Taikodeer: Who would wear underwear like this?
Draak: somethings wrong
NinjaPega: They know what underwear is. XD;
Lihlthing: -takes it off and stares-...In what way is this underwear?
Draak: Shocked
Taikodeer: It's too...revealing.
Scapilot: ..I don't know. Some women wear them.
Draak: I HAVE A WEDGIE
Scapilot: Now take them off please.
Draak flails
Draak wails
Taikodeer: What are women? 8O

Lihlthing goes up to cashier with sugar
Draak: Shocked
Scapilot: ..LIHL GET BACK HERE.
Taikodeer: Well, what does it say? :U I don't understand that language.
Lihlthing: I would like to...-thinks-..."buy" this please!
Draak: Shocked
Scapilot: I told you it's more than we have.
Taikodeer: ):
Draak: :C
Taikodeer: Store clerk: *rolls eyes* Kids...
Draak: whats this?
Scapilot: *checks his pockets* Hmm...I have some cash on me..but I think it's better that we get food instead.
Draak holds up bra
Scapilot: O.O
Scapilot: PUT THAT DOWN.
Taikodeer: 8O
Draak: Shocked
Taikodeer: What is it?
Draak: is it ears?
Lihlthing: -looks back- SCAAAPE. BUY WAS THE RIGHT WORD RIGHT?!
Scapilot: It's...for women.
Draak puts on his head
Draak: Shocked
Scapilot: @Lihl: Yea.
Taikodeer: Cool, I want one! 8D
Draak tosses one at Taiko
Scapilot: ...no.
Draak: Shocked
Taikodeer: Wait...women? 8O
Draak: Shocked
Scapilot: Yea, women.
Draak: am I a woman/
Scapilot: Female humans.
Taikodeer throws bra off.
Draak: ?*
Scapilot: No you're not.
Draak: oh
Scapilot: You're male.
Draak: why not?
Scapilot: We're all male.
Draak: Shocked
Draak: male?
Scapilot: ......*facepalm*
Draak: Shocked?
Lihlthing hands the casheir a penny and walks away with bag of sugar

Lihlthing: Wait! I found mushrooms! -popints at gum stuck to tree-
Draak: Shocked k
Scapilot: ..that's not a mushroom.
Adagio: Whoops, accidentally posted before I wrote anything. XD
Scapilot: It's not food.
Draak: 8o
Taikodeer tastes it.
Draak: can I have some?
Lihlthing: It looks kinda like a mushroom....
Scapilot: ....no.
Scapilot: It's not.
Taikodeer: Sure seems like food. :U
Scapilot: >>; Don't touch it.
Scapilot: Just..let's go.
Taikodeer: Why not? D8
Lihlthing nibbles it
Draak: Shocked
Scapilot: Because, ok?
Draak: D:
Scapilot: Lihl, don't eat it!
Taikodeer crosses arms and pouts.
Lihlthing: Hey it's sweet 8D
Draak: 8O
Scapilot: >>;
Draak: GIMMIE
Scapilot: NO.
Draak: C8
Scapilot drags away from teh gum.

Lihlthing: OHMYGOD. -dives into taxi-
Draak: Shocked
Scapilot: *facepalms*
Taikodeer: 8O
Scapilot: Lihl! Get out of there!
Taikodeer: Wait up, Lihl! 8D
Draak: 8o
Scapilot runs over and drags out.
Draak: BUT
Draak: HAY
Lihlthing: But it's so cooool! -bounces-
Scapilot: But you don't know how it works!
Taikodeer: 8O It's legs look very weird.
Scapilot: And they're expensive to ride in.
Lihlthing: It is yellow.
Draak: Shocked
Lihlthing: And they roll.
Draak: pee?
Scapilot: No.
Draak: Shocked
Taikodeer: 8O
Draak: where do we pee?
Scapilot: .....O_o
Taikodeer: Yeah. D8
Draak: behind the tree?
Scapilot: NO.
Draak: 8o
Draak: I GOTTA PEE
Draak flails
Scapilot: We should really go back. >.< I'm not explaining that.
Lihlthing: In these weird things? -pokes mailbox-
Scapilot: NO.

Scapilot: *walks back from paying for tickets*
Draak: *ding*
Scapilot: Guys, don't play with that.
Lihlthing sits in the middle of the bus
Draak: *ding*
Taikodeer: Where are we going, Scape? 8O
Scapilot: It tells the driver to stop this thing
Draak: *ding*
Draak: 8o
Draak: ...*ding* C:
Lihlthing falls asleep and snores
Scapilot: *sigh* A theme park. ..though I'll regret it. >.>;
Scapilot: Draak, stop pulling the cord.
Draak: Shocked pool?
Draak: D:
Draak: .......
Draak: ....
Draak: *ding*
Scapilot stares.
Taikodeer: A THEME PARK? 8D
Scapilot: No.
Draak: CB
Lihlthing sits up
Scapilot: Yea, a theme park.
Draak: Shocked
Scapilot: But afterwords we're going home.
Draak: Shocked
Taikodeer: Awwwwww. ):
Lihlthing falls asleep and snores again
Draak: :C
Taikodeer looks around at all the people.
Scapilot: I can only handle explaining so much.. =.= *shudders at explaining the bathroom earlier*
Draak: ...*ding*
Scapilot: Draak. I mean it.
Lihlthing sits up
Draak: C8
Draak: but its fun
Taikodeer: These people are staring at us...O.O
Draak: Shocked
Lihlthing falls asleep and snores
Draak sniffs them
Scapilot: But you're not supposed to keep ringing it.
Scapilot: Dont sniff them. DX

Draak randomly moos
Scapilot: o.o;
Draak: :U
Lihlthing moos along with Draak
Taikodeer starts to become nervous and paranoid.
Scapilot: Kid: Mommy, is there a cow on th ebus?
Draak turs in circles
Draak: turns*
Lihlthing tries to buttonmash but just goes backwards over his chair

Scapilot drags Draak away from teh cord.
Draak runs out and falls out
Lihlthing climbs out the window
Draak bows to the bus
Scapilot: ...ok then...
Taikodeer nuzzles the bus.
Scapilot: Let's go. *walks to gate of park*
Draak does too
Scapilot: Don't nuzzle the bus.
Scapilot: It's not alive. =.=;
Draak: Shocked
Taikodeer: D8
Draak: Shocked but it moves
Taikodeer: It's....DEAD? 8O
Draak: OHMYGOD
Scapilot: Because it's controlled.
Scapilot: It was never alive.
Draak: IT GAVE BIRTH TO US
Lihlthing does a faceplant into a tree
Taikodeer: HOW SICK! D;

Scapilot: That thing. *points at track nearby with carts rolling on it and people screaming*
Draak: do we roll in it?
Draak: *O
Draak: ITs A MONSTER
Draak flails
Scapilot: No. It's not.
Taikodeer: Why are they screaming? 8O
Lihlthing: Are those people hurt?! D:
Draak: Shocked
Draak: yeah Shocked
Draak: D8
Taikodeer cowers.

Draak stands behind Lihl
Lihlthing: It's like line sitting!
Draak: 8o
Scapilot nods and stands in line.
Draak: Dance?
Taikodeer walks through the line.
Draak: 8D
Draak dances
Scapilot: No. Not dancing.
Draak: D:
Lihlthing: D:
Draak jumps on the spot
Lihlthing mimics Draak
Taikodeer hears complaints from people waiting in line.
Scapilot: You stand in line to wait for your turn to go on the roller coaster.
Draak: Shocked
Draak: now?
Taikodeer: D8
Draak: now?
Scapilot: Not yet. There are people ahead of us.
Taikodeer walks to back of the line.
Draak: now?
Draak: now?
Scapilot: Not until the people ahead of us have gone.
Draak: D:
Draak shoves them
Lihlthing: Awww.
Scapilot: It's to be fair.
Draak: D: its not fair
Taikodeer: Why aren't they going, then? ):
Scapilot: Yes it is.
Draak: D:
Scapilot: They're waiting for their turn.
Draak: :\ can they wait faster?
Scapilot: *line moves forward some*
Taikodeer: 8D
Draak: C8
Lihlthing: -sits and scoots fowards- This is fun ^^
Draak sticks hand out to randoms
Taikodeer: Hmm...
Scapilot: Some people will go on the ride for a certain amount of time, then after they're done, the next group goes on.
Draak: Shocked
Taikodeer tries sitting on the person ahead of him out of boredom.
Scapilot: That's considered rude, Taiko. o.o;
Draak: hmmmmm
Taikodeer: It is? 8O
Scapilot: Yea.

Lihlthing moos loudly
Scapilot: It's different in teh Forest.
Draak moos too
Scapilot: *people stop to look around for the mooing, wondering why they can't find a cow*
Draak: how come they arent calling back?
Scapilot: >>;;
Scapilot: That's...not somethng people do.
Draak moos again
Taikodeer does the listen emote and turns around in circles.
Scapilot: People do'nt moo. =.=;
Taikodeer: WHEEEEEE
Draak: 8D
Lihlthing: -listens- That's a weird sounding mask. -at people screaming-
Draak joins in
Draak: YAY
Scapilot: *facepalms*
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XD --- The Dragonfly Deer's

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xDDDD Lol that should be a

xDDDD
Lol that should be a random plz on DA xD


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Good gods XD This remains to

Good gods XD
This remains to be the best thing ever.

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XDDDDD This convo was the

XDDDDD
This convo was the most epic thing ever, seriously. Good times, good times. 8D
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Omg ROFL. xD

Omg ROFL. xD
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Silent: It is, it's hours

Silent:
It is, it's hours later and I'm still lolling at it xDDDD

Adagio:
8D it defeats all other crack convos.

Hal:
8DD xDDDD
*draps Pep in to see*

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