Short, tho funny discussion. ^^ The end's the best. (;

Me:
Bonjour!
God:
Does BONJOUR mean hello or goodbye?
Me:
It means hello.
God:
Bonjour, Nala!
Me:
Ca Va?
God:
Is that French?
Me:
Yes.
God:
I don't speak French.
Me:
To bad.
God:
Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
Because it is a fun language.
God:
Good reason. bad is a fun language. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
Where do you speak the language "bad"?
God:
I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
Lol k. I'm in hell.
God:
I am glad you find this funny. Tell me a little about your life in hell.
Me:
It's very hot.
God:
Very much? Do you like warm climates?
Me:
Yes, but not this much tho, I draw the line at 300 C.
God:
Gosh! Oh you don't, do you?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Whoa.
Me:
Eureka!
God:
I've been waiting for you.
Me:
Wait what? O.o
God:
I'm waiting. Not really but it makes a good pickup line. Oh.
Me:
Are you hitting on me?
God:
Do I look like it?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Yeah that's right.
Me:
So you are?
God:
Interesting deduction. No I am not.
Me:
Make up your mind would ya! O.p
God:
That could take a long time. .
Me:
Umm ok... O.o Well, I must go now, you make up your min while I'm away.
God:
OK. That's cool. How about that. Sayonara.


Lol, god's hitting on me! x''D