First Entree (Entree is a much more fun and delicious word than Entry)

Aussie Devourer of Cookies's picture
Greetings mortals of TEF, you may call me Aussie, or B... or Aussie B... or Crazy...Homocidal Maniac, Deranged, Loony, Digger of Many Holes, whichever you prefer of course. -Insert innocent smile here-

I don't really like to tell everybody about myself in the very first entree of this things, so this is me just saying hello, and frightening some of you away. But that's alright, because I have my cookies... and pudding! Mmmmm.... pudding.

Rrriiiight, anyway, if you haven't read my interests thing yet, then that about somes up most of the things I like. Oh! I have an idea for one thing I can tell you. I am Deathly, DEATHLY, afraid of spiders. I remember I was in class one day, and I saw something black move out of the corner of my eye. I looked down, and it took about 30 seconds for me to realise it was a lovely arachnid. I SCREAMED "Spider!!!!" in the middle of my Graphic Arts class, climbed over a couple of desks, and pushed myself as close to the farthest wall in the classroom as possible. True story.

I don't have a problem with snakes and rats, i've had pets of those, it's just spiders. *Shudders*

ANYWHO!!! Thanks for dropping by and all that jazz, and taking the time to read this boring blog thing. Have a lovely day!

EEEP!! SPIDER!!! *Burrows to the center of the Earth*
(Seriously there's a spider on the wall across my room and I swear its watching me)
-Scurries off to get my room mate to kill it-


Deers Lay Eggs Now... Didn't you know?

HEY welcome! you sound so

HEY welcome!
you sound so interesting, and crazy. im scared of spiders 2!
Smiling
Aussie Devourer of Cookies's picture

Thanks for the welcome!

Thanks for the welcome! ^^
I've been running around the forest for a while now, but have been too lazy to get onto the community site.

Glad someone else understand the truely frightening capabillities of the ninja like creature known as the spider. (As a side note, ninjas rock, spiders do not... moving on)
Crazy is definietly fun though, you have to admit.

1. I can have as much fun as I want, and am able to laugh at myself for no apparent reason just for the heck of it and watch people slowly move away from me.

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2. I make people laugh, or make them think i'm an idiot, so in turn they feel better about themselves. *Skips around in a field of daisies*

And the lesson here children.... don't let Aussie drink Coffee at nearly 4 in the morning.

(I talk to much xD... or rather type...)


Deers Lay Eggs Now... Didn't you know?

Deers Lay Eggs Now... Didn't you know?
Fenqua's picture

Spiders are yummy To pray

Spiders are yummy Laughing out loud

To pray is to believe, to believe is to purify one's soul


To pray is to believe, to believe is to purify one's soul
Shiori's picture

Welcome indeed ^^ I...am

Welcome indeed ^^
I...am going to be the complete insect nerd here and say...I love spiders ^^ I'm currently sharing my room with a few house spider, one I named Pepito, which I reccoginize because I dotted him with a blue marker...XD The others are sort of random. I leave out water for them << Yeah, you can start looking at me funny now, but...They're so cool! Bees too. Perfectly harmless creatures if you know how to handle them.

Uh...anyways. My name is Shi, and my deer is Darcy, which you've met in the forest briefly already. He was having...lady problems though <_< Bit out of himself. We're both rather crazy though =D

LOL me can be SOO crazy no

LOL me can be SOO crazy no one here has seen anything yet MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHa. ;p wow once i was in the car and was ttryin 2 sleep but i was hyper an couldnt figure out why and my sister pointed out i was drinking coke..... sad huh?!!!

double post o.o whoops!

double post o.o whoops!
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@ Shi Don't get me wrong, I

@ Shi
Don't get me wrong, I love insects. I'm more partial to the Tiger Moth, Yellowjack, and the Missouri Tiger Beetle. Yes I Just said what state i'm in, but it's a fairly large state so good luck ya stalker peoples! *Shifty eyes*

Anywho, I respect spiders, just am terrified of them. I've never killed a spider on purpose, I normally just flee the peremises. xD

Thank you for the welcome Shi, and yes I do remember meeting Darcy in the forest. ^^
He was alot of fun! But I had to get off fairly quick last night, so that's why Adaj left so abruptly.

@ Ammyluva
I know, it's kind of like Coke is like stimulant of the brain and just keeps you awake and thinking. I hate it when I'm trying to get to sleep and I keep thinking about the randomest(If that's even a word) things. Like did I roll the windows up in my truck, what do I need to do tomorrow, I wonder if the dog needs his nails clipped, where did the cat go, maybe I should call dad tomorrow, I wonder whats playing at the movies, and so on and so forth. xD

Deers Lay Eggs Now... Didn't you know?

Deers Lay Eggs Now... Didn't you know?

lol coke has caffine in it!

lol coke has caffine in it!Exclaim DUHLOL!
hehe i think about the forest..... *iz obmesssesesesd woth the forest*