October 27, 2010 - 4:09am — Alecsander
I heard a tornado siren.
But it was special.
Because it was the first thing I have heard in almost a month.
But that's not the reason I really posted.
STORY TIME!
It was a doctor's regular habit to stop off at a bar for a hazelnut daiquiri on his way home and, aware of his habit, the bartender would always have the drink waiting for him at precisely 5:18 PM. One afternoon as the end of the work-day neared the bartender was dismayed to find he was out of hazelnut extract but, thinking quickly, he threw together a daiquiri made with hickory nuts and set it on the bar. The doctor came in at his regular time, took one sip of the drink, then exclaimed: "This isn't a hazelnut daiquiri", to which the bartender replied, "No, I'm sorry, it's a hickory daiquiri, doc."
*dies at the story* That...is
You have the best stories,
GAHH you and your bad pun
Awesome <3 I demand more!
This just brightened up my
.
Kita there will always be
Ah, I love your puns,
And I'm glad, about the sound. Perhaps I am too attached to my sounds, but I find a month without them sad. ♥
have you been temporarily
Yes chicken. I was born
That sounds really tough O.ò