Pushmi-Pullyu

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DOLITTLE

Albert, you see...

PUSHMI-PULYUS ARE REMARKABLE CREATURES.
OF ALL GOD'S ANIMALS, THEY'RE THE CLEVEREST!
THEY DEVELOP THESE REMARKABLE FEATURES
RUNNING UP AND DOWN MOUNT EVEREST!

EVERYBODY

No!


DOLITTLE

YES! IT'S ABSOLUTELY TRUE! -
RUNNING UP AND DOWN MOUNT EVEREST!

You see......

RUNNING UP AND DOWN A MOUNTAIN
GIVES THEM VERY NIMBLE FEET.

BLOSSOM

PUT 'EM ON THE RIGHT ROPE,
THEY COULD WALK A TIGHTROPE!
THAT'D GIVE THE AUDIENCE A RARE OLD TREAT!

DOLITTLE

AND THIS EXTREME AGILITY
BEGETS A RARE ABILITY -
SHARED ONLY WITH THE MOUNTAIN GOATS OF FRANCE -
THE PUSHMI-PULLYU LOVES TO DANCE!



BLOSSOM

I MEAN,
WHAT CAN YOU SAY? -
WHAT CAN YOU DO?
I KNEW RIGHT AWAY
THAT FOLKS'LL PAY TO VIEW IT!

I SAID TO TED -
"TED, LAD", I SAID -
"THIS THING'S THE BIGGEST THING
SINCE HOME-MADE BREAD!"

COMPANY

HOME-MADE BREAD!

BLOSSOM

"TO GET THAT PUSHMI-PULLYU,
I'M PREPARED TO SELL THE WIFE!"

Only jokin', Gertie!

COMPANY

COS HE'S NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE IT
IN HIS LIFE!

BLOSSOM & COMPANY

NO, I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE IT!-
NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE IT!-
I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE IT
IN ALL MY LIFE!

STEP THIS WAY, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! STEP THIS WAY!
BLOSSOM'S MAMMOTH CIRCUS PROUDLY PRESENTS
THE GREATEST SINGLE ATTRACTION IN CIRCUS HISTORY!
DIRECT FROM MOUNT EVEREST, THE ONE-THE ONLY-
THE PHENOMENAL TWO-HEADED PERFOMING PUSHMI-PULLYU!

IT LIVES - IT BREATHES-IT MOVES - IT DANCES! -
WHILE GOIN' IN TWO DIFFERENT DIRECTIONS AT ONCE!
AN ALBERT BLOSSOM WORLD EXCLUSIVE - STARTS
TODAY! - 4 SHOWS A DAY AN' 4 ON SATURDAYS!

THE TWO-HEADED MARVEL OF THE AGE -
ALBERT BLOSSOM'S AMAZIN' PUSHMI-PULLYU!
A 2-HEADED TREAT FOR ALL THE FAMILY!
BRING THE KIDS, AN' GRANNY AN' GRANDDAD!
FIRST SHOW STARTIN' IN 2 MINUTES!

COMPANY

I MEAN,
WE'VE SEEN SOME SHOWS -
LORD, HEAVEN KNOWS! -
WE'VE SEEN EVERY SINGLE THING
FROM THIS TO RINGLING!

BIG SHOWS 'N' SMALL -
WE'VE SEEN 'EM ALL! -
EVEN SEEN PERFORMERS
WHO WERE TEN FEET TALL!
TEN FEET TALL!

AND OF THEM ALL,
WE'D LIKE TO MAKE IT VERY, VERY CLEAR
THAT WE'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING
LIKE WHAT WE'VE SEEN HERE!

NO, WE'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE IT!
NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE IT!
WE'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE IT
IN ALL OUR LIFE!

WE'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE IT! -
WE'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE IT! -
WE'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE IT! -
IN ALL OUR LIFE!