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Oh Kaaaaaaaaaai.

I get the feeling you're mad at me and I'd like to know why. c: If you're not, I'd like to know that too, I suppose.
-whistles-
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MHHMMM. Da's wut ah sayuhd.

...holyhell I see an UH shaped picto on the map. c:
-shot-
WELLBABES. Uhuhuh. I'm thinking of writing a new story, but I need to flesh it out fiiiiirst. Laughing out loud Encourage me. Or not. I'm working on it. Hmmmm.
Meanwhile, I could spam you all with Tuna/Bale/Renojack/Her stories. I think I'd upset some people though. D: Give me input, yes?
-stops with this pointless post-
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Tuna's Set Guide (aka filters on crack)



Casual
Whenever Tuna's feeling plain old neuteral, and just in the mood to lay around, she'll be in this pelt. If you see her in this, you can sit with her or whatever and she'll appreciate a few quiet moments.


1 2 3 4 5

Usual
In her prime, T dons the navy and white pelt. Wether she's chasing Pirelli, having a makeout session with Bale, or anything else in general, this is most often what you'll see her in.



Herclone
Sometimes, when prancing around with Her, our heroine will slip into the dappled brown coat to mimic her best friend.



Poledancer
Enough said.



Formal
During special occassions - weddings, funerals, etc. - Tuna puts on her 'tux'.

Halloween (no picture available)
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Pet peeves?

Let me know some of yours! Laughing out loud

1. 'Why?'
Ok. No. So, someone calls you, and they want you to do something. Right? Something you sure as hell don't wanna do. So. You try to be all polite, but all nice at the same time, uh-huh. So, clear and simple, you say, 'No thanks.'
And they go, 'Why?'
DO YOU FRIKKING NEED A REASON PEOPLE.
No, I do not want to let you into my private life by revealing some deep, personal schedule hidden within me. And besides, I don't have a bloody reason. Do you want me, honestly, to tell you 'I don't really give a crap about whatever you said was going on so no'? Because I can't give you a better reason then that, man. c: So I have to make up some on the spot lie. And on-the-spot lying is no easy task, as you might very well know. So, kiddos. Let's stick to the 'Fine, screw you', please.

2. 'No, you do it.'
Has your mom ever given you this one? You'll be sitting around at your kitchen, munching on some pizza or chow mein or something. Your creator-ess will be right next to the sink, doing her thing. All is well, yes? That is, until you set your empty plate down next to the sink and walk off do your otherwordly business. And she yells after you, 'Come back and rinse this off!'
Jesus, woman. You're right there. You have hands. Last time I checked, you weren't dead, paralyzed or without use of your arms. So WHY won't you do it? Considering you're right. Damn. There.

3. Fun-sized candy bars
How in God's name can sweet sugary joy that's less then half of its normal length be fun.

I'll come up with more eventually. ;D Now, tell me yours?
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Call us what you want.

It won't hurt us.

We've detested it, bashed it, turned our backs on it. And now it's happening to us. Every time they come around, we feel it. She agrees with me. It won't be long before the four of us are just as bad as the rest of the world seemed. We weren't being fair, that I'm sure. But what can we do now? Apologies won't be accepted. So we'll just be hated, and live happily. He's a dashing little thing, even if he doesn't know it. I need someone like that.


I was kind of expecting it, you know. Karma being what it is and all. He's a right sweet guy, 'e is. He fills the holes I feel. She feels the same way about hers. It ain't so nice, seeing this unfold and knowing how ye'll feel about it. Ye'll scorn us. Do what you want. We'll make up eventually. I love 'im like the one before him. I love her like a sister. We'll stick 'round and see what comes of this. Sorry, mates.

We're in love, kids.

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YEP WE'RE NOT IMMUNE LOL. :B Her and Tuna I s'pose. The lucky guys know who they are. Hopefully they'll let the rest of the world know too. XD RJ, Her misses you, dearie.
FLAME ON, GUYS.
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lol about the drama. I'll accept death threats after you read this.

I don't think I've been entirely fair about the lovetide, guys. :3 Soooo. I'm gonna try to state my opinion and not get killed.

Looooove. Is fine. I guess. With humans it's kind of inevitable. I just get a little tired of seeing all these confessions after a while. I think it's fine to admit it and have it carry on. But I hate it when people make a huge deal out of it and get all emo when people 'ignore' them. If y'all want to announce it, and deal with it with the other human in question, that's good. Draw pictures, write poems, all of that stuff. I'm fine with it. But don't cross the line, please. If they don't love your deer back, that's cool - mourning period if they need it and it's done. Just, please, don't spam us with emo entries and/or harass the other person. Yes? DON'T WORRY. BE HAPPY.

Kthnxbye. -too lazy to type anything else-
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Fayne's roleplay blog!

lol guys get in here.

ANWAYS. Uh. This is just what it looks like. I'll keep it a bit strict, because I need to, but otherwise it's all good. c:

Rules:
1. Ask to join please lul. If you're on the list you can go ahead.
2. Keep it literate. I.E. ooc, good spelling and punctuation, the whole enchilada.
3. Uhuhuh. No more characters then you can handle, yes? c: It can't get outta hand.
4. Pfft lol I'll add more later.

Setting:
HERE LOL. In the general vicinity anyways. Sooo. We're on the coast of NC, in a small town. There's not much 'cept small stores and loads of beach houses, plus the privately owned places and a bunch of parks. Very nostalgic. It's tourist season, so it's blistering hot and plenty of you are coming down here to hang out. Tuna lives here because I do lol.

To join:
Just ask lol. Also you should prolly describe your deer in your first post and all that.

Characters:
1. Tuna (Fayne)
2. Her (Her lhasdfkhfd)
3. Witcher (Witcher lol)
4. Bale (Squeege I love you)
5. Loofa (Squeegie)
6. Vipin (YAYSARIE)

Plot so far:
Tuna, Vipin and the gang have met up on the boardwalk. Bale is being shown around by Loofa, but Tuna has offered to show him The Pier after a dinner with Her. If you want details, read the posts!
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Yo, Squeegie.

Just want you to know that Bale and Tuna just had a foursome with Her and Renojack on Iscribble.
XD
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Marmalade


Name: Marmalade
Titles: none
Nicknames: Lolly...and Candyface. :3
Age: Adult (fawn right now)
Gender: Stag
Pictogram: Here
How to Remember It: Dunno. Reminds me of candy. XD
Set: Dappled brown pelt, Real Deer antlers, Real Deer mask
Persona: Not the brightest kid in the class, Lolly's a sweetheart and an overall great guy. He loves everyone and he hates seeing other deer upset, often going out of his way to comfort them. He never picks a fight, but if he is challenged, he'll stand up for himself - whenever he's not hiding behind Tuna or Loop, of course. He's playful and curious, too. And pretty damn clumsy. His cheerfulness can be a bit obnoxious, really. And due to his candy addiction, he's pretty fat. He has a round belly and a bit of a hard time walking because of it.
Likes: Playing with everyone, having a good time, etc. And candy. Oh, god, does he love candy.
Dislikes: Mean deer, darkness and cold, being alone
Companions: none yet! :B He hasn't been out much.
Love: Pfft. Not yet. Lolly's actually gay. XD But he's a total sweetie and would love to have someone to hug.
Family: Loop's his sister. Tuna thinks he's a nub, but she loves him anyways.
Favorite Locations: Everywhere and anywhere!
Favorite Pastimes: Playing. 8D Eaiting candy.
Notes:
-Uuuh. He's adorable. XD
Songs: If You were Gay - Avenue Q, Cuppy Cake - Strawberry Shortcake (kahkjsdfhad)
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New Deer and such.

Well.
Say hello to Marmalade, my children. :B
He's a fawn at this point, but a bio should appear in a bit of his adult self. XD Aaaanyways. Besides that. Uh. Nothing is happening in my life that you need to know about.
...
uh.
That is all.
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