"Sooooo. Let's see whatwegot." Never pulled his ravaged skull mouth into a grin as he looked down at Pandemonium. The doe's black button eyes roved around him - settling on his face for only a moment before darting away again. As long-legged as she was, she was still tiny compared t him. It was hard to keep from eating her. After a minute, she added, "Where's the poisoner?"

"I couldn't say. Perhaps he preferred his chemistry set." The stag smiled viciously again, his tongue flicking out rapidly. Pan's eyes widened with her own smile, and she swayed where she sat. "Oohoohoohoo. HMMHMMhmm." Her voice reminded the monster of stones skipping on water - deranged, but with a melodious twinge to it. "I guess he didn't want to join our little tea party, eh? Nevermind. I'll f-f-f-fiiiiin him later. Now. LET'S. GETDOWNTOBIIIIIZNESS." She suddenly pitched forward, the joints in her front legs seeming to unlock.

ANDITHINKWE'RE.
DRIFTING.
DRIFTINGAWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY.
ANDICAN'TSTOP.
BEGGING.
BEGGINGYOUTOSTAAAAAAAAY.
-shot-

lol just had to....scream that to the world. GOTTA GO TO SOME PPLS HOUSE WHO I DON'T LIKE BYE GUYS. c: <333

I had to use Tuna's email rofl. D| BUT I exist. cB On Yahoo that's her but on MSN it's meeeee rofl. SO ADD ME. c: powerofchuck@yahoo.com. GO GO GO.

[edit] I also got my webcam plugged in. c| So anyone who wants to see how retarded I look should hurry up rofl.

WOOWOO.

How am I feeling today? Crash and Burn - Savage Garden (Not really.)

What is my best friend's theme song? Tubthumping - Chumbawamba (LMAO.)

What is the best thing about me? Smash - Murmurs (THAT IS HIGHLY AMUSING why yes I am good at breaking things. )

How is today going to be? Amazing - Josh Kelley (Actually it was okay. c:).

How is my life going? Pinch Me - Barenaked Ladies (-almost typed Punch Me and died at herself-)

What song will they play at my funeral? Why So Serious - Hans Zimmer (THE ANSWERS TO THIS ONE MAKE ME LOL EVERY TIME.)

How does the world see me? I Just Can't Wait to be King - Elton John (That's...rather amusing although I'm glad it was the Elton John version. :B)

What do my friends think of me? Bad Reputation - Joan Jett & The Blackhearts ( I am loling.)

Do people secretly lust after me? Makes Me Happy - Drake Bell (Uh.)

How can I make myself happy? Walking on Sunshine - Katrina and the Waves (I don't geddit.)

What should I do with my life? White Houses - Vanessa Carlton (...okay then.)

What is some good advice? I Don't Wanna be in Love - Good Charlotte (I died.)

What do I think my current theme song is? Ghostbusters - The Rasmus (HAHA HA.)

Will you get married? Footloose - Kenny Loggins (Apparently a few times. :B -gets it-)

What should I do with my love life? We Will Rock You - Queen (ROFL.)

Where will you live? Soak Up the Sun - Sheryl Crow (I guess never leave here lol. XD)

What will your dying words be? I Found a Reason - Cat Power ('d like to sing it when I died I guess lol.)

I shouldn't be wasting my life like this. |D <3333333

HOHOHO.

-should write something-

Hi. cB

I bought Sims 2 so I...don't know how much I'll be on here for the next few days. |D I installed it on my laptop and made Tuna and George during the trip, and the stove burst into flames. And then Tuna's ass caught fire and she...died. WAY TO GO. -thumbsup-

so anyways hi. c: What did I miss.

MERRY CHRISTMAS DARLINGS.

c:

-anxiously awaiting her Secret Santa-

Hope y'all's Christmas is good, and maybe I'll be on tomorrow after everything's out of the way to hear about it in person. cB

Alsolol. I got my mom a webcam. And she opened it. Technically it was for her and me lolso. I'll try to set it up soon. c: Tra la la almost time to go, merry christmas! <333

Aeros: Merry Christmas to everyone! c:
Pan: LOSDLOLOSFLOFLSFOLOL MERRYCHRISTMASHEEHEEHAHAHOHO.
Tuna: ...what OH merry chrismtas hi. c|
Nox: I quite enjoy mistletoe. ;D
Tuna: ...Key gave me mistletoe for christmas.
Nox: ...|:
Tuna: HAY KEY I GOT YOU SOME YOYOS AND A NEW HEADBAND and I got Her a NEVERMIND I'LL JUST GIVE OUT PRESENTS TOMORROW. cB
Pan: WOO.

In the meantime, Tuna would like to present you with her symphony. I recorded something for her voice butlol this is all you get for now because I'm lazy. c:

I'm bored. :B So. I've got my binder in front of me, and I'll take a few requests for some sketched human forms of your deer. They'll be waist up. Like this but...without the pants. c: -so not perverted- lol anyways I'll do 5 for now, maybe some more later, and scan when I feel like it. I just need a link to bio/description of personform/picture to go off of. :B GO.

1. Emiva X
2. Draak X
3. Squeegie
4.
5.

Plushwolf Wolf: -splode-

Fayne: -mops eyes w/ antiseptic-
lol have they stopped bleeding or do I need to stich 'em up.

Plushwolf Wolf: GAHH
-FLEES FROM YOU-
FIEND
YOU DARE BLIND ME
-SLAMS INTO WALL-

Fayne: WOO/
lol you take forever to type. |D

Plushwolf Wolf: i'm not typing XD

Fayne: ...lol.
MY STATUS BAR LIED TO ME.
D|

Plushwolf Wolf: -deep breath- NOOOOOOOOOOOO

Fayne: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo
.

~five minutes later~

Fayne: ...crap I'm out of soda. D8

Plushwolf Wolf: THIS CALLS FOR DESPERATE MEASURES
-FLICKS OFF LIGHTS-
GO GO GO I'LL DISTRACT THEM

Fayne: I'M GOING IN
LOCK AND LOAD
-mission impossible music-

Plushwolf Wolf: 007 GOT NOTHIN ON THIS SHIZ

Fayne: -explosion-
MAYDAY MAYDAY
I'M GOIN DOWN

Plushwolf Wolf: NOOOOOOOOO

Fayne: TELL KEY I...ALWAYS LOVED HIM

Plushwolf Wolf: -GRABS UP LAMP AND CHUCKS IT- DON'T YOU DARE DIE ON ME

Fayne: O F-
-hit-

Plushwolf Wolf: WTFNO
-FAIL-

Fayne: WE NEED ASSISTANCE.
CALL CHUCK.
-dramatic music-

Plushwolf Wolf: WAITWHO
HOW BOUT HUGH LAURIE
HE'LL KICK ASS WITH HIS CANE

Fayne: YES.
-phonedial-
HE'S ON HIS W-
OH GOD HITLER'S COMING.

Plushwolf Wolf: WTFNO

Fayne: HE'S GOT AN AIRHORN

Plushwolf Wolf: CALL JESUS WE NEED BACKUP

Fayne: K
HE'S NOT ANSWERING I knew I was going to hell

Plushwolf Wolf: O WELL You know he's one of those emo teens in that "i hate the world" phase OKAY THEN CALL MT EVEREST

Fayne: Poor thing. POOOOOOOOOORthing.
WAIT.
I have an idea.
-dial-
K. JOK-
ohmy look at those exlosions.
He's here. cB

Plushwolf Wolf: YAY

Fayne: OKAY NOW RUN so we don't die. 8D

Plushwolf Wolf: K
BTW I CALLED THE ZOHAN 4:59 PM
-moar 'splosions-

Fayne: WOO

Plushwolf Wolf: ..........kicks back with popcorn- oooo....ahhhhhhh

Fayne: lol I brought a video camera.

Plushwolf Wolf: sweet. I got moar soda.
.....wait

"Merry Christmas, George."

"OH MY GOD thankyouthankyouthankyouthankyou YEY." The eighteen-year-old skipped around his batch of presents, his face lit up like a Christmas tree. "A BIKE and some other stuff that I haventreallyopenedyet I LOVE YOU TUNA." Tuna sucked in her breath as he threw his arms around her stomach and squeezed her. "Love..you...too." She couldn't help but grin - he acted like a six year old who still believed in Santa. And, as a matter of fact, he was. Just trapped in a post-pubescent body. George looked up into her face, his eyes alight with glee. "Now open my present! When's Bale gonna wake up? When's Her and Key and Nnnnnox gonna get here? H-"

"ALRIGHT, alright! Let me open one of mine first!" The blond grinned and pulled one of the larger presents towards her. "I let Bale sleep in, but you can go get him, if you want." George jumped up with a bright smile and dashed down the hallway. Tuna paused, listening for the thump and the yell she knew was coming, and laughing when it did. Then she looked at her present. "To Tuna, from George. Ex oh ex oh." It was a small box, and it felt light, wrapped childishly and donned with a big pink bow. The blond turned as Bale staggered into the room, rubbing sleep from his eyes, with George close behind. "Morning. Uff." He sat down heavily on the couch next to her. George grabbed his arm and leaned next to him. "Merry Christmas, Uncle Bale!" The older man smiled vaguely. "Merry Christmas, George." Tuna raised an eyebrow. "Oi, you're forgetting me." He was about to respond, but she silenced him with a kiss on the forehead. "Shhh. Lemme open this."

George was nearly wetting himself with excitement. "OPENITOPENITOPENIT." Tuna nodded and dug her fingers under the paper, ripping it off dramatically. The little box was plain, but she felt her excitement building as well as she pulled off the lid. Inside was a little cushion, upon which...

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