{:: SMOLDERING BONES ::}

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12.11.2017
Long time no see, huh?
I'm completely taken over by an urge to start RPing again. I have this guy who's been floating in my mindworld for a long while. I also reread Marrok's old starting RP's and kind of feel like bringing him back as well - though I have no idea how that would work out. I forgot about him in such an early state, he had only just arrived and made a couple of acquaintances and now there are years of not touching him. I'd like to continue somewhat where he was left but lkxsdhfsd.

And the whole RP thing anyways. I tend to be super tired every day from work etc. Now I was sick so had couple of days to regain my strength (hey, I even picked up a pen and scribbled things) but I don't know how will things work out when returning back to the usual.

Aaaagh I want things, I want pretty things and I want them scarred beautifully. Off to work I go. =_=

~Quamar





ABOUT ME





Nicks:
Quamar, Smolderbone, Routalanka

Real name:
Tiia

Age:
29 [21.05.1989]

Country:
Finland

Orientation:
Straight

Status::
Taken

Aspirations:
Go around the world and see and experience as much as I can.
Meet awesome people and force them into a beautiful friendship with myself.
Getting better at various of things and somehow finding a way to prosperity.

Traits:
Shy, adventurous, creative, deep, gross, worrywart, laid-back, easily excited, stubborn, childish, playful, lazy, obsessive, awkward, ambitious, proud, curious/nosey, caring, sensitive,

CONTACT:
Skype: Routalanka
email: tinzuli89(at)hotmail.com
(Don't mind this horrible old email address)
DA: smolderbone.deviantart.com














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ARRRH! THERE MUST BE SOME

ARRRH! THERE MUST BE SOME WAY TO DEFEAT IT!!
A FLAME THROWER? A NUCLEAR WEAPON...? A RUBBER MOUSE???
WHAT'S IT'S WEAKPOINT???? AGH!

ME TOO. I FEEL LIKE I'LL SOON BE SLEEPING ON MY DESK. UNCONFY YES.

Edit:
Third page oh my.


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LOOK, WE MADE IT TO THE

LOOK, WE MADE IT TO THE THIRD PAGE! HOW GREAT IS THAT?

Don't worry, miss Quamar. I know how it's defeated. I'm the expert. Cool
WE MUST BAKE SOME BURNING AWESOME COOKIES, AND FEED THEM TO THE HOLY PANCAKE. AND THEN WE'LL HIT THE CENTER OF THE BATTER WITH FALCON PUNCH. IS THIS CLEAR? WE'RE ABLE TO DO IT, TOGETHER.

DESK, HUH? LUCKILY I'M IN MY BED WITH MY LAPTOP.

Okay, here goes! Bake some cookies! Cool


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OKAY, FINE I'LL BAKE! THIS

OKAY, FINE I'LL BAKE! THIS IS BETTER BE GOOD.
THERE, ARE THESE FINE? THEY ARE MY ULTIMATE BURNED COOCIES WITH RAISINS. NEW IMPROVED RECIPE. *hands over*

*owns only desktop* xD

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OH YES, THE MORE ULTIMATE,

OH YES, THE MORE ULTIMATE, THE BETTER. NOW, LET'S THROW THEM TO IT'S MOUTH. -Throws- YOU'RE SUCH A FOX.

OKAY, TOGETHER!

FALCOOOOOOOOON ---

Holy pumpkin, This is the first time I've read "desktop" carefully. I've always thought it was "detoskop". D8<

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PUUUUNNNCCCHHHHH!!!!! .... .

PUUUUNNNCCCHHHHH!Exclaim

....




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.
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Nothing.
I'll just go sending a nuclear warhead after it... should do the trick. Cool

detoskop? 8o
I'm a strawberry.


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Ah, sorry. The

Ah, sorry. The cookiepunchfalcon was the trick for Cowalienpiecrocodiles. :B

NO YOU CAN'T BE STRAWBERRY RED IS STRAWBERRY YOU'RE BANANAMOBIL.

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The warhead is on it's way

The warhead is on it's way already. Say byebye to HOLY PANCACE!

WHAT ARE YOU, SOME KIND OF PERVERT?? I'M BLUEBERRY THEN!!
YOU BE THE BANANAMOBILE BY YOURSELF!

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BYEBYE HOLY PANCAKE! IS IT

BYEBYE HOLY PANCAKE! IS IT PANCACE OR PANCAKE?

I'm not pervert! How could you! YOU BE A BLUEBERRY. I DON'T WANT TO BE A BANANAMOBILE. I'LL BE A PÄÄRYNÄKEISARI.

Do you realize we're having two conversations. The other one is about holy pancakes, and other is about deerporn. Is there something wrong?

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Draak's picture

MITRAAAAAAAAAAAAA I HAVE

MITRAAAAAAAAAAAAA I HAVE PIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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It's pancake. My english was

It's pancake. My english was just bad because i was so tired xDDD
*stares at the sentences she has left behing last night*

I'M JUST A VERY POOR BLUEBERRY WHO LIVES IN A SMALL HUT IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE AND WHO'S FARMING HOUSEFLIES AND FIGS. THE MOST BEAUTIFUL PEASANT BLUEBERRY IN THE WORLD WITH GOOD SENSE OF JUSTICE AND ALL THAT GOOD STUFF.

I think it would be just better if the deerporn comments were here instead of the comic-page... lol xD

*Quickly wakes up* WAAH REALLY?? GIMME 8D

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... ._. -Reads stuff | Is

... ._.

-Reads stuff | Is ashamed- I'll never go out again. ._.

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Tuhka's picture

Funny what people can come

Funny what people can come up with if they don't sleep xDD
I guess we'll be soon banished from TEF community if it continues like this.

Narina's picture

Hey, don't worry! We still

Hey, don't worry! We still have the Forest. >'D

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Tuhka's picture

let the HOLY PANCAKE GOD

let the HOLY PANCAKE GOD have mercy on our souls. Otherwise the MUFFIN OF DARKNESS will come to take us downstairs where the evil meatpies will be slapping our faces 24/7... FOREVER.

I'm so scared i just pooped myself. D;

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OH THIS IS BAD... WE JUST

OH THIS IS BAD... WE JUST KILLED THE HOLY PANCAKE, WHO WAS GOING TO PROTECT US FROM THE DARK MUFFIN! LET'S SUMMON MARJAKEITTOKEISARI AND LET IT PROTECT US WITH IT'S HOLY LIGHT.

Why are you scared? The great Marjakeittokeisari is with us. ó_ò

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BUT WHO IS THIS

BUT WHO IS THIS MARJAKEITTOKEISARI?? WHERE CAN HE BE FOUND?? DOES HE LIKE PEANUTS?? HOW ABOUT FISHING?? DOES HE PREFER SOFT WC-PAPER OR WILL ANYTHING DO?? 8O

This is getting more and more bizarre.

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MARJAKEITTOKEISARI IS

MARJAKEITTOKEISARI IS MARJAKEITTOKEISARI. WE CAN FIND FIND HIM, IF WE BELIEVE IN HIM. SO LET'S BELIEVE. YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES AND SING A PEANUT SONG. I'LL SING ABOUT FISHIES. THEN, LET'S SING THE CORUS TOGETHER, ABOUT SOFT WC-PAPER. YOU GOT THAT? THIS IS ABOUT LIFE AND DEATH!

What do you mean?

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Tuhka's picture

*reads all the comments

*reads all the comments above*
Well it's just bizarre. Makes me feel like eating dried grapes.

Narina's picture

In a bad mood, huh? Doesn't

In a bad mood, huh? Doesn't look like it. 8>

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Tuhka's picture

Not anymore. I got candy.

Not anymore. I got candy. xDDD

Narina's picture

Candy heals. Who wants to

Candy heals.


Who wants to sing a mushroom song? 8<

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Draak's picture

xDDD who kissed

xDDD who kissed Leara?
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DraakxMitra C:
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*points Mr.Red

*points Mr.Red blamingly*
>8O

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*GASP* Corvus: 8O Cirrus: MR

*GASP*

Corvus: 8O
Cirrus: MR RED you rascal |D
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Leara: o__o *blushes in the

Leara: o__o *blushes in the corner*

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Cirrus: XD Corvus:

Cirrus: XD
Corvus: o:....you...ok..?
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Leara: I ... I guess? Now

Leara: I ... I guess? Now that i think of it, it might have been just a dream. Feels so surreal. o:
*can't handle stuff like this*

xDDD

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o_o WHAT DID YOU DO YOU

o_o

WHAT DID YOU DO YOU LITTLE FLEA?

"Who's flea?! I'M THE MOST INNOCENT STRAWBERRY IN THE WORLDIE." >8O

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Tuhka's picture

8O *doubleblushes Leara...?

8O *doubleblushes

Leara...? *pokes with stick*
Ah, she's not reacting...

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Awwie, what should I do? D8>

Awwie, what should I do? D8> -Pats Leara and glances Mr.Red-

"mumblemumbleshitmumble. I'll go out and eat some fawn."

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Tuhka's picture

How about electric

How about electric shocks...?

D8 N - no thank you. Ehhhhhhhhh.... *spaces out again*

My god, what have you done to her? Never seen her like that 0_o

Narina's picture

-Brings Leara flowers and

-Brings Leara flowers and candy and horror movies and everything what can make a normal girl happy- If it helps you at all, I'll go drown Reddie. D8>

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Corvus: o: ... Cirrus: ...so

Corvus: o: ...
Cirrus: ...so what happened when and where and 8D
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Thanks for the flowers and

Thanks for the flowers and candy and.... horror movies [even though I'm not going to watch them...].
No, pleaso don't drown Reddie, that would make me feel lonely.

...
*starts knitting a huge sock*


Oh? She started a new phase? Knitting? that's unusual.

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-Sneakysneaky- "Hm."

-Sneakysneaky- "Hm." -Sneakyawaysneaky-

Knitting? We everyone are going to have warm winter.

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*finishes the giant sock,

*finishes the giant sock, gets inside of it and sticks her head out*
Oh look, Reddie, I'm a snail!

Tell me if you want to have your own shell like this and I'll do one for you too!


But the summer's coming. D8>

Oh, and sorry i left so suddenly, my comp went all mental.

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O__O Uh... Nice...

O__O Uh... Nice... O__O''

"I... I think.. I'll pass..."
What are you talking about? You beg her to make one for you too! It's about good behaviour!


Umm... I'd like to ask if Leara has forgiven our Reddie or has she gone mental? <8D She was so nice to him in the Forest.

AH, GOOD. I thought you got fed up with Mr.Red's agressiviness. 8'D I had to take my dog out, so you didn't miss anything. 8>

Edit: Oo, I see Leara. I'll wake up after I've fed my snakie. (:


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Leara, get out of that sock

Leara, get out of that sock already.
But it's so nice and warm here... it makes me all sleepy. *yawns*
Fine. You can stop knitting that sock for Freddie, he already said he doesn't want it. -_-'

Oh no worries, she wasn't mad at him to begin with. Just confuced. xD
Her brains couldn't quite progress what happened last night so... this weirdness happened to her.
But i guess things are getting clearer to her... she's such a weird [and stupid] girl. <:'D

Lol too much windows open is too much 8o

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MYHÄ. C8 Oh great! Leara

MYHÄ. C8

Oh great! Leara isn't stupid. She just lacks smartness. .... IS THAT EVEN A WORD. Sounds funny, say it ten times fast! SmartnessSmartnessSmartnessSamstressSamarters.
... We like girls like that.

Wow. Are you sure? Is too much too much? D8 I DIDN'T KNOW THAT.

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*sleeps in her sock and

*sleeps in her sock and drools*
How adorable is that.

I guess Leara and Red are both little stupid in their own ways.
smartnessSmartnessSmartnessSmatnessSmartnessSmatr... -fails-

Yeah, The Holy pancace junior || told me that. 8o

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Yeah well, Leara is

Yeah well, Leara is innocently stupid and Red is just mentally sick and agressively stupid who doesn't understand anything about feelings. C8

Smarty smart smartier. The most smartiest the smartysmar holy sheep I've some rotting mice in my room. My snakie refused to eat them and I forgot them on my floor.

I'm sure the Holy Pancake was very energic in his youth because he has so many juniors. ò_ó

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Her's picture

8C What's wrong with

8C What's wrong with Cutlass? DOES HE NOT LIKE BEING A PLAYBOY ANYMORE? -SOB- I AM SO ASHAMED.
Shut up YOU'LL NEVER UNDERSTAND. D8< Women, I sware!
ASDLFJKL UR MEAN. LOL.
dindra's picture

yes i loved the idea to!!

yes i loved the idea to!!
1273's picture

lol you sure play Rou a lot

lol you sure play Rou a lot x]
you can get your own at Oshilene!!!
Tuhka's picture

The weathers has allowed

The weathers has allowed it.
I'm playing him a lot now because when it's sunny again, who knows when's the next time i get to play him :<

Narina's picture

Poor Leara. Men are indeed

Poor Leara. Men are indeed stupid. D8> -Pets her-

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Tuhka's picture

The two dudes really made

The two dudes really made her mad. xDD

Leara: *gives a deadly glare at Mr.Red and Corvus* >8C
Woah. Scary. *hides behind Quamar*

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|DDDD Corvus: ._. *cowers

|DDDD

Corvus: ._. *cowers away behind rock*
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D8 I noticed it! But Red's

D8

I noticed it! But Red's so sick he doesn't know what he did wrong. But he did get stomped by angry Maha! ... <- That sounds so great in Finnish.

"... You sure sleep a lot. I've been here for hours." :C

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"But he did get stomped by

"But he did get stomped by angry Maha!"
Okay, I lol'd that one xDDD

Waah, I feel bad for Reddie, everyone's mad at him! *gives some dogs biscuits*
And poor Corvus, he's all wounded. Yaaaahhhh!
I won't talk to you guys until you've both apologized. >8C
I'm okay with the fact that you two don't get along but if see you fighting again, I'll never talk to you two again!


[I had to take a quick visit at my school and I just left Leara in the forest waiting]